I’ve always admired Tom Brady’s dedication to spending the offseason coming up with more alternate looks than a seasoned fashion designer, but this latest offering feels an awful lot like David Beckham, or some rebellious goth chick with an unusual thirst for blazers and button downs. Is the haircut not quite finished yet? Is it supposed to look like a hair hat? Whatever it is, shaving the sides of your head and leaving everything else on top seems like something a bored 7th grader might do.

A return to Pro Skater Tom Brady or “The Disenchanted Musician” would be welcomed with a hipster-inspired, ironic round of applause.

[via Miggie Smalls]

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Previously: Tom Brady’s Latest Look: “The Disenchanted Musician”
Previously: Tom Brady Dancing in Rio is Now a GIF
Previously: Pro Skater Tom Brady Spotted at Red Sox Game
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