Jimmer Fredette Got Married, But Some Neighbors Confused His Rehearsal Dinner with UFOs

All, Athlete Wives, NBA Jason McIntyre June 4th. 2012, 1:50pm

Jimmer Fredette got married to his longtime girlfriend, former BYU cheerleader Whitney Wonnacott over the weekend in Colorado. Nine months after popping the question, the Sacramento Kings guard got hitched. If you’ve been breathlessly following Wonnacott’s twitter feed, you’re already aware of the all the salient details. One she probably didn’t tweet out:

Paper lanterns released during a rehearsal dinner in Centennial on Thursday night confused nearby residents and stirred up UFO talk.
Viewers called in to 9NEWS to report “strange fiery lights” floating in the sky near Arapahoe and University. One viewer finally solved the mystery after one of the lanterns landed in her neighbor’s yard.

The happy couple are honeymooning in Hawaii. Whitney, if you’re reading this – take a quick trip over to Kauai and check out Queen’s Bath. Very cool. [Denver Post; Salt Lake Trib]

Previously: What Happened to Jimmer? He Got Drafted by the Clueless, Dysfunctional Sacramento Kings, That’s What
Previously: Jimmer Fredette & His Fiancée Were a Dalmatian and Cruella de Vil for Halloween

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38 Responses to “Jimmer Fredette Got Married, But Some Neighbors Confused His Rehearsal Dinner with UFOs”

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VladimirCrouton Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I’m not saying it’s aliens but…
it’s aliens.
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Scalia Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Previously: Jimmer Fredette rounds out the All-Rookie Team
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St. Bear Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
So I’ve been looking at the background of that picture for at least 2 minutes now, and I don’t see CRM.
Is this like the Magic Eye things, because I could never get those.
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johndewar Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
former BYU cheerleader Whitney Wonnacott
A woman with this made up sounding name marrying some kid named “Jimmer”?
Maybe those neighbors are on to something.
/The Truth is out there
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Weeping Carnal Gash Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
So I’ve been looking at the background of that picture for at least 2 minutes now, and I don’t see CRM.
He took the picture.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Whitney Wonnacott
With a slight alteration, this girl’s name could have been porn gold.
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Big Hoss Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Needs more of Lauren Tannehill’s expansive set of teeth.
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Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Previously: Jimmer Fredette rounds out the All-Rookie Team
1. As the weeks with 4 and5 games mount, how do the older teams – Boston, San Antonio, Dallas – cope?
Looks like they coped ok, being only 2 wins from Finals.
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St. Bear Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
He took the picture.
Ah, good thinking.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Considering BYU’s strict Honor Code, I’m sure their honeymoon is bringing on additional confusion.
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Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
So I’ve been looking at the background of that picture for at least 2 minutes now, and I don’t see CRM.
You can see his right arm near the endzone on the right. Looks like he got cropped.
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St. Bear Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Previously: Jimmer Fredette rounds out the All-Rookie Team
Rondoman with another great wrap up to that post.
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T.E. Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Utah is full of smoking hot girls that got married at age 20.
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Utah is full of smoking hot girls that got married at age 20.
*Plans move to SLC*
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St. Bear Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
*Plans move to SLC*
Go to Park City. Much better party vibe with the resorts right there, and they’re more lenient on alcohol laws.
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TrinityPills Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
A woman with this made up sounding name marrying some kid named “Jimmer”?
Maybe those neighbors are on to something.
/The Truth is out there”
Well played.
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I'm a Horse Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
CRM is on a plane to Hawaii right ? Only explanation for TBL posting this and not him.
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Scouser Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I’m assuming the word ‘finacee’ in the caption is Italian for something?
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spencer096 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Whitney Wonnacott
With a slight alteration, this girl’s name could have been porn gold.
horatio, the victim was found beaten within an inch of her life and doctors said that she can identify her assailant once she’s recovered enough to be lucid.
looks like whitney wannacott…
/sunglasses
…wants justice instead.
/YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Shatner, Dead? Shatner IS Dead. Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Can someone go to CRM’s house and make sure he’s alright?
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
great caption
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
great caption
Didn’t even spell fiance correctly.
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Badger Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/fiance.html
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GloriousMullet Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Whitney, if you’re reading this
She’s not
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spencer096 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Didn’t even spell fiance correctly.
did you try fiance.yahoo.com?
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spencer096 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/fiance.html
well shit me sideways, i’ll be damned.
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MP Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
I think the linked the post about Jimmer’s lack of success being the fault of his team and not his own shitty play is even better than the awards post.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
So I’ve been looking at the background of that picture for at least 2 minutes now, and I don’t see CRM. Is this like the Magic Eye things, because I could never get those.
Try seeing him in this one, and then try the post’s pic again.
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jim Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I’m not saying it’s aliens but…
it’s aliens.
Did Sam Cassell get married too?
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St. Bear Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
well shit me sideways, i’ll be damned.
Should’ve taken French in HS.
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spencer096 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Should’ve taken French in HS.
i did by taking german.
/didnt take german…took spanish
//and much like the spanish participation in WWII, i didnt pay attention during class and nobody even remembers i was in it afterwards
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sousedbergin Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Considering BYU’s strict Honor Code, I’m sure their honeymoon is bringing on additional confusion.
“Wow, coffee tastes like poop”
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irishmafia Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
after the honeymoon, the couple will reside in Bustville USA
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spencer096 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
after the honeymoon, the couple will reside in Bustville USA
bustville, maryland or bustville, oklahoma?
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irishmafia Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
/dollar
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ms621 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Considering BYU’s strict Honor Code, I’m sure their honeymoon is bringing on additional confusion.
If God was a city planner he would not have put a playground next to a sewage system.
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jstaylor62 Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Nice start to his own set of siter wives…
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starkweather Says:
June 4th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Whitney, if you’re reading this – take a quick trip over to Kauai and check out Queen’s Bath. Very cool.
What the fuck is this? Funniest thing you’ve ever written, TBL