Hawk Harrelson Loses Mind Upon Jose Quintana’s Ejection
Hawk Harrelson, the consistently embarrassing announcer for the White Sox, completely lost hit hat Wednesday afternoon after Chicago’s Jose Quintana was ejected for throwing behind Tampa’s Ben Zobrist. Quintana’s “slip” was quite obviously in response to Alex Cobb’s plunking of A.J. Pierzynski in the previous inning, but no warnings had been issued. Thus, Hawk went animal.
The clip honestly sounds like an unhinged fan announcing from the comfort of a padded room.
For those interested, the 2012 season marks Harrelson’s 22nd straight year as the most laughable voice in all of baseball.
[via @knicks148]

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May 30th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Go Devil Rays. The Indians are shitty again.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
This is a BS situation – same thing happened to the Braves vs the Cubs. A Braves pitcher was ejected w/o any warnings and after multiple plunkings. Hopefully, Samardzija will get one in the ear the next time the two play.
Rule-check?
May 30th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
This would sound a lot better if it wasn’t recorded underwater.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Jose Lopez is trash.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Hawk is without a doubt the absolute worst. You can put that on that board asshole.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Anyone know the name of that ump?
May 30th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
MERCY!
May 30th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
fuckin tribe lost.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Nevermind, I found it
/swoons
May 30th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
New vid, clearer audio.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Thanks, Hawk. Really needed a late afternoon boost.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
the consistently embarrassing announcer for the White Sox
There are dumb f@#ks around Chicago wondering when he will go in HOF as announcer.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I can’t believe I’m defending him but his call when Wise made that catch on the wall to save Beuhrle’s perfecto game was pretty good.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Thanks, bub.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Hawk as a WWE announcer would be fantastic
May 30th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Awww, he thinks he’s people.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
We need an Edit button, I’d be much much funnier.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
We need an Edit button, I’d be much much funnier.
Are you talking about here in the comments or in life?
/me too on both counts
May 30th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
I liked it better the first time.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
pretty popular word for your posts today.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Do White Sox fans even like Hawk? How can anybody stand that guy? Homer announcers are the worst.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Scintillating feedback.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Do White Sox fans even like Hawk? How can anybody stand that guy? Homer announcers are the worst.
The irony of you deriding someone, anyone for being a Homer-anything is too rich for words.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
YOU CAN PUT HIM ON THE STRETCHERBOARD…
…time of death is 3:56 pm.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Jerry Meals,
sounds like a goodfellas character. johnny two times
May 30th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I still think this
is Hawk’s best work
May 30th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I’m a fan, though. I’m talking about announcers. And I’m not really that much of a homer, either. Hardly anyone talks more shit on the Lakers here than I do.
May 30th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
wonderful
May 30th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
I’m a fan, though. I’m talking about announcers. And I’m not really that much of a homer, either. Hardly anyone talks more shit on the Lakers here than I do.
Certainly Harrelson is bad, but your blind, illogical love for the 49ers, especially for Jerry Rice, leads any statements you make on homerisim filled with irony. That’s all.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I am a contrarian, but I dig his work. Like laughing at a crazy uncle.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
im also a contrarian and think you’re wrong.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Pretty sure nobody said this.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Blind and illogical? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I mostly kept my mouth shut about them last season and they were awesome. It’s not like I was as annoying as Jets or Indians fans.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
darrell said last night the term contrarian is an epithet used by folks who can’t argue very well
/book of darrell
May 30th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
whoa there. how dare you talk about a fanbase im not apart of anymore like that?
May 30th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
the term epithet is used by stutterers who can’t say “episode.”
May 30th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Blind and illogical? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I mostly kept my mouth shut about them last season and they were awesome. It’s not like I was as annoying as Jets or Indians fans.
I know you don’t know what I’m talking about, because you’re blind and illogical. You have been tame the last couple of seasons, but your history speaks volumes.
And to clarify, I’m only elbowing you because your love for the niners, when declared, has been so over the top as to be cartoonish. But there is a fine distinction between loving a team as a fan and as an announcer. So I agree with you there.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
/waves to spencer
May 30th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
im also a contrarian and think you’re wrong.
After I read it twice, I did get it. Dang, you’re good.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
ballz…we all love you and your hacked email acount buddy, but seriously…you defended jerry rice when i was criticizing him for being DQ’d for cheating during a nationwide tournament. that’s both blind and illogical.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
/dollar
May 30th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
completely lost hit hat Wednesday afternoon
If TBL sees these kinds of typos on a regular basis from you, formerly Hernia, he will lose hit hat with you and then you will be left looking for a new sports and entertainmnet blog to blog for
May 30th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
but seriously…you defended jerry rice when i was criticizing him for being DQ’d for cheating during a nationwide tournament. that’s both blind and illogical.
Ah yes. That was gold, Jerry.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
OT: “Good guys” sweep Rays. “This ball game is O-VAH!”
May 30th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
I don’t mean to speak ill of Cleveland. It’s just that whenever I read “Break up the Tribe” on here it makes me want to punch children.
Oh yea? Well, your mother wears Army boots.
/and I’ll admit to having over the top affection for my favorite person ever, Jerry Rice
May 30th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Was reading the roundup and what the hell is YYSA smoking?
The Spurs have NO chance against the Heat?
WTF.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Oh yea? Well, your mother wears Army boots.
I like The Moneypit. That is my response to that.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
i keed…but seriously, if i brought you children, would you punch them?
/they’re still shitty
May 30th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
That isn’t still happening, is it?
May 30th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
hasnt for awhile.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Only if they’re obese. Preferably Asian.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Preferably Asian.
Do you dislike Asians because they tookyerjob?
May 30th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
one chunk coming right up.
/racist’d
May 30th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
I was just joking. Though somebody needs to teach that entire continent how to use a fucking condom. Don’t even get me started on India…
May 30th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
DEAY TUKISJERB!!!
May 30th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
I got two last week bud. Meant to tell you it got hacked, but looks like it stopped.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
did someone say Asians?
/huskerdawg’s libido
May 30th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
It was a horse poop call by the mini-me umpire and deserved all the scorn anyone could heap upon him. Ventura should have said whatever it took to get tossed, too.
Chicago has a great history of homers. Caray and Santo were God-awful announcers, much worse than Hawk, yet revered as legends. I don’t mind the rah rah stuff. It is better than the strained attempts at witty banter or filler talk that permeates lots of baseball broadcasts.
May 30th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
The Hawkaroo gets a post and here I was working like a sucker
8 in a row bitches
May 30th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Oops. Robin did get tossed.
May 30th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
“This video is no longer available….”