Mike Francesa Thinks Ike Davis Has Jungle Fever

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29 Responses to “Mike Francesa Thinks Ike Davis Has Jungle Fever”

• 1

  scripty Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
  

  Francesca. Title and first ‘graph.

• 2

  Mugatu Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
  

  You want to talk about a movie that’s dated?

• 3

  ms621 Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
  

  This seems as good as place as any to mention it: RIP Paul Fussell.

• 4

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
  

  Francesca. Title and first ‘graph.

  I’ve never heard this guy’s voice, but based on my understanding of Hernia posts…it’s Francesser.

• 5

  SouvenirCity Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
  

  I’ve never heard this guy’s voice

  I’m still not convinced that Mike doesn’t actually speak through his nostrils.

• 6

  scripty Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
  

  Frescas are terrible. I can see why they were driven to oblivion.

• 7

  José Pippen Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
  

  I saw the Ashton Kutcher vehicle, Guess Who with a white girl at an all black theater when I was 15. It was an intersting experience that I will never duplicate.

• 8

  mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
  

  I have concrete jungle fever.

• 9

  starkweather Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
  

  Well Mike, if Ike Davis were in fact suffering from “Jungle Fever” he would be perusing dark-skinned women

  Well, that’s inaccurate. He would be pursuing and/or bedding a dark-skinned woman/women. Unless he peruses only dark-skinned women when it’s time to clean the pipes.

• 10

  Career High Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
  

  
  

  I saw the Ashton Kutcher vehicle, Guess Who with a white girl at an all black theater when I was 15. It was an intersting experience that I will never duplicate.

  This sounds like a story that should be elaborated on.

• 11

  jdeeser5 Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
  

  Jungle Fever can also refer to maleria. If Ike has that then mosquitoes are carrying a lot more than the West Nile.

• 12

  The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
  

  Still better than Derek Jeter’s crotch having Fungal Fever.

• 13

  KC Resident Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
  

  This should have been the Jungle Fever clip used in this post. Classic.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTZ_Xmw-xbg

• 14

  spencer096 Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
  

  i think i have jungle fever, but i havent been able to show any symptoms…i want a nubian princess damnit.

• 15

  cleet Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  Still better than Derek Jeter’s crotch having Fungal Fever.

  + 1 giftbasket

• 16

  Caribou Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
  

  This should have been the Jungle Fever clip used in this post. Classic.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTZ_Xmw-xbg

  Not Stevie’s best work. He should be ashamed he had to record that.

• 17

  geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
  

  You want to talk about a movie that’s dated?

  Probably not in Staten Island.

• 18

  Caribou Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
  

  Just saw the link where Bill Clinton was in Monaco for a fundraiser with celebs and he decided to get his pic taken with some porn stars.

  Clinton’s in a Monte Carlo casino right now for a special “Nights in Monaco” gala event — and several celebrities are in attendance. . . including Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson…and pron stars. The two porn stars on Bill’s arms are Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee — AVN’s “Best New Starlet” in porn.
  

  Bill never fails to disappoint for media fodder.

• 19

  KC Resident Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
  

  Not Stevie’s best work. He should be ashamed he had to record that.

  Oh, lord. It is horrible. I saw that movie back in the day. It was even more horrible.

  Speaking of horrible… remember the cover of that one Blink 182 album with the porn star chick. Here’s what she looks like today…

  http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/what-the-blink-182-girl-looks-like-today

• 20

  KC Resident Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
  

  Just saw the link where Bill Clinton was in Monaco for a fundraiser with celebs and he decided to get his pic taken with some porn stars.

  And Timmay Tebow wanted a bunch of legit stage actresses to delete their twitter photos with him to protect his image.

• 21

  Scouser Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
  

  Speaking of horrible… remember the cover of that one Blink 182 album with the porn star chick. Here’s what she looks like today…

  Yep, I posted that yesterday in one of the threads about Janine Lindemuller.

• 22

  johndewar Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
  

  Speaking of horrible… remember the cover of that one Blink 182 album with the porn star chick. Here’s what she looks like today…

  That is what happens to ladies who spend years inhaling the booger sugar and getting made airtight by the fellas.

• 23

  Caribou Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
  

  Speaking of horrible… remember the cover of that one Blink 182 album with the porn star chick. Here’s what she looks like today…

  http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/what-the-blink-182-girl-looks-like-today

  That’s Janine Lindemulder who was married to Jesse James I believe at one time. Hard times will sap the looks from a young women like that. Not that didn’t mind enjoy seeing her in her “career”, but damn, she looks like she’d been rode hard and put away wet.

• 24

  Career High Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
  

  
  

  That’s Janine Lindemulder who was married to Jesse James I believe at one time. Hard times will sap the looks from a young women like that. Not that didn’t mind enjoy seeing her in her “career”, but damn, she looks like she’d been rode hard and put away wet.

  How long ago did that album come out 15 yrs ago? So say she was 25 then that makes her 40 now. Not sure how surprising it is for her to look worse?

• 25

  johndewar Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
  

  So say she was 25 then that makes her 40 now. Not sure how surprising it is for her to look worse?

  There are 40 year old women who look way better than her because they took way better care of themselves.

• 26

  KC Resident Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
  

  Yep, I posted that yesterday in one of the threads about Janine Lindemuller.

  I Duckworth’d myself.

  There are 40 year old women who look way better than her because they took way better care of themselves.

  This.

• 27

  ms621 Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
  

  There are 40 year old women who look way better than her because they took way better care of themselves.

  And because they don’t use meth.

• 28

  Ty_Webb Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
  

  I like my sweet 40-year olds to have sweet neck tats like that, also pretty sure that some prison gear she’s sporting…

• 29

  Some Random Old Dude Says:
  May 24th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
  

  http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/what-the-blink-182-girl-looks-like-today

  Aiiiee! Kill it with fire, hurry!

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