EPL Roundup: Man City Wins First Title Since 1968, Arsenal Clinches Champions League Spot, Bolton Relegated
Manchester Madness: Manchester City won its first English league title since 1968. It could not have happened in more dramatic fashion. QPR, down to 10-men in the 55th minute after an incredible sending off by Joey Barton, held a 2-1 lead into stoppage time. City were grasping. Then things flipped.
Substitute Edin Dzeko then scored to even it 2-2. Sergio Aguero followed with the winner. City won 3-2, and edged Man United, looking on from the pitch after beating Sunderland 1-0, on goal difference. Crying City fan avoided becoming a meme.
From a fan perspective, this was basically like the Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl. It begins what will be a run of objectionable Manchester City dominance, but for today it’s a special moment. For Man U, it was shades of the 1999 Champions League Final, in reverse. Absolutely brutal.
Champions League Places: Newcastle lost 3-1 to Everton, leaving the battle for third and an assured spot in the Champions League to Arsenal and Tottenham. Spurs did their part, dispatching Fulham 2-0 at home, though Arsenal also did theirs. The Gunners fought back from a 2-1 deficit (helped by some cartoonish goalkeeping) and held on to the finish with a nervy 3-2 lead. They finished third with 70 pts. Spurs finish fourth on 69 pts.
Tottenham await the Champions League Final result to determine whether fourth will be enough for a place next season. Arsenal fans can exhale, enjoy the schadenfreude for either one of their London rivals next week and follow Robin Van Persie’s contract negotiations. He scores when he wants. Perhaps, he’ll stay when his wife wants.
Relegation: QPR blew the 2-1 lead, but still stay in the Premier League. Bolton Wanders were relegated. The Trotters held a 2-1 lead over Stoke that would have seen them through, but Stoke equalized on a late penalty. They join Blackburn and Wolves in the Championship next season. Reading and Southampton have earned automatic promotion to the EPL. West Ham face Blackpool for the final place in the playoff final.
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May 13th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Just crazy. Insane.
May 13th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Stupid Gooners. But anyway, City’s win was seriously nuts.
May 13th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
…after being down 9 at the 2 minute warning.
What a finish.
May 13th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
I was thinking this.
May 13th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
what a day….there are more technical leagues, but I don;t think there are more dramatic leagues….
May 13th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Loved it. QPR played valiantly, and maybe deserved a win. I found myself pulling for them going into stoppage time. What a comeback by City, though.
May 13th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
fuck City
May 13th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Happy St. Totteringhams Day!
May 14th, 2012 at 4:11 AM
Hey, Dougb0001 — Go fuck yourself.
May 14th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
The bitter tears of Sp*rs fans, they taste so sweet. Happy St. Totteringham’s Day, Doug! #FOYS
May 14th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
Ahh, yes, it’s amazing how Arsenil fans can retain their arrogance after yet another season without any hardware. Arsenil finished third. Oh joy. they couldn’t even win their own Emirates Cup this season. I’m sure you’ll be just as smug when Van Persie is sold in a few weeks. Go ahead and keep supporting a selling club.
Oh, and UHL, you can go fuck yourself, too.
May 19th, 2012 at 7:22 PM
I know it’s a week on, but thanks UHLawDog !
I doubt you will ever go this far back and look but can you help me decide what is funnier? The way the lessers from North London missed out on CL today with Chelsea winning…ORRRRRRR….the time all they needed to do was win on the final day and they all got food poisoning?