Mark Titus Absolutely Destroyed Evan Turner of the 76ers in His Book
Mark Titus – aka, Club Trillion – recently wrote a book about his time at the end of the Ohio State bench, and the part that will get the most pickup is what Titus wrote about Big Ten Player of the Year and future No. 2 pick of the 76ers, one-time teammate Evan Turner. The gory details, from CSN Philly:
In his book, he wrote that Turner — whom he dubbed “The Villain” when they were teammates — was “weird” and “the epitome of a guy who couldn’t take a joke” and that Turner “tried to fight (him) no less than three times and actually threw punches on one of those.”
Titus also wrote that Turner was “insecure, socially feebleminded, possibly bipolar, and often callous perfectionist who had all the talent in the world, who lacked self-confidence and the ability to trust in anybody around him” but beyond that was “actually one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet when he wanted to be.” And, he added, the two of them “fully respect one another and more often than not get along.”
Ouch. Turner – so far – seems to be taking it well. He told CSN Philly:
“One thing about that book — he forgot the part where I skin puppies for Cruella de Vil” …“I don’t even worry about it. … He made a book based on him being an angel. It’s like, no way. I was just like, this kid is crazy. I text-messaged him and said, ‘All due respect, if you really believe that’s how it happened, you need to mature.’“
“You accept Mark for Mark,” he said. “I laugh at him, but I’ve got enough stuff to worry about without some guy telling stories to make money. You expect that from Titus, you know? When you accept somebody for who they are, you don’t get mad. He’s one of those guys who likes attention, so he started the blog, (and) he writes a book or whatever to keep the attention on him. You understand that’s what he likes, and that’s what keeps him going. That’s Mark, you know? … I love him for who he is. I don’t get mad at that type of stuff.”
And … now it’s time for Titus to fire back on Grantland, right? [CSN Philly via Dan Wolken]
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16 Responses to “Mark Titus Absolutely Destroyed Evan Turner of the 76ers in His Book”
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April 24th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Well, dang. You gotta make a living by bashing someone else?
I’ve heard this too many times before. In other places, it’s a version of the “crab theory” – I gotta pull you down so I can get up/feel better about myself.
Seemed like Turner handled it with class and aplomb.
April 24th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Seems redundant, we already know he went to OSU.
April 24th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Think Turner burned Titus more than vice-versa. That was a takedown reply.
April 24th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
Seems redundant, we already know he went to OSU.
Say ow!
April 24th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
“insecure, socially feebleminded, possibly bipolar, and often callous perfectionist who had all the talent in the world, who lacked self-confidence and the ability to trust in anybody around him” but beyond that was “actually one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet when he wanted to be.” And, he added, the two of them “fully respect one another and more often than not get along.”
Sounds like about half of all college aged males with unspent testosterone.
April 24th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Well played ET. Still not forgiven for losing to Tennessee in the Sweet 16. Oh well, Tribe could be tied for 1st in the AL Central if the White Sox lose tonight. Roll Tribe.
/Kotchman and Brantley fucking suck
//Choo ain’t much better
April 24th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
He’s got tightness in his hammy. Sounds like Big League Choo will be shut down for a few days.
Is Damon ready to go yet?
April 24th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
I’d take Titus’ book with a grain of salt. He’s been known to embellish things for the sake of a good story. He’s absolutely hilarious, but consider that book his version of the truth.
He did nickname ET with “The Villain”, and it stuck. However, at the time, it definitely didn’t seem like a bad connotation, but rather a compliment to the daggers he threw at the opponent.
April 24th, 2012 at 11:48 PM
And, he added, the two of them “fully respect one another and more often than not get along.”
Ouch.
Epic takedown
April 25th, 2012 at 12:11 AM
Seems redundant, we already know he went to OSU.
bazinga
April 25th, 2012 at 3:48 AM
Titus didn’t “absolutely destroy” Evan Turner in the book. Turner, apparently, had/has a short fuse and Titus exploited this numerous times for comedic effect. According to Titus, Matta at one point issued a challenge to the team that the amount of suicides they ran one practice would depend on how early in the practice Turner had an outburst.
It’s a highly enjoyable read and I don’t believe anything in the book is written with malicious intent. Also, there’s parts about Greg Oden licking a Nerf dart that had only recently been detached from Titus’ testicle and an Ivan Harris BJ story.
April 25th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
The book is 96% pro-Turner, he just never took the ball-busting very well.
April 25th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
You know that this was excerpted on Grantland 2-3 months ago, right?
April 25th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Excerpt was published March 1 and included the Evan Turner asshole story.
April 25th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
You plagiarized Grantland? TBL, you’re better than that.
April 25th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
What’s Grantland?