Florida’s Erving Walker Arrested for Stealing a Taco and Running From Police
Erving Walker’s college basketball career ended six days ago with a harrowing loss to Louisville. Before he contemplates a future playing basketball overseas, the diminutive guard has to deal with this:
According to the arrest report, Walker ordered a $3 taco from a street vendor downtown, received the food, then ran away without paying. When a police officer caught up with him and yelled for him to stop, Walker kept going, the report said.
The arresting officer finally caught Walker with help from “several marked patrol cars.” When the police reached Walker, he told them he was “just playing around,” the report said. The officer wrote that Walker “stated when he ran off with the taco he knew that he had not paid for it and that he was stealing food.”
Just playing around is a spectacular defense after running from police. [Palm Beach Post]

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March 30th, 2012 at 8:20 PM
While trying to escape, Walker took a jump shots, in an attempt to build himself a brick safehouse.
/because he sucks, you see.
March 30th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Taco Taco. Burrito Burrito.
http://youtu.be/8Tw6uckztIM
March 30th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Seriously? You call the cops on a guy for $3? And the cops are actually issuing all points bulletins for a $3 heist?
WOW!
March 30th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
yeah lets just let people fucking steal whatever they want just because its cheap.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Stealing from Mexicans is ok since they are probably here illegally. Although, judging by the $3 price tag I am guessing White People are running things. $3 is easily twice as much as you’d pay for a great Taco in Los Angeles.
Million Sombrero March nationwide since we can’t have Blacks hog the victim card all for themselves.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Stay classy, count.
March 30th, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Pay the players!
March 30th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Million Sombrero March nationwide since we can’t have Blacks hog the victim card all for themselves.
I laughed a bit, cringed a lot.
/your friendly neighborhood OFP
March 31st, 2012 at 10:10 AM
His monthly food plan must have run out. Loser.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Hard to run off with a taco when the taco outweighs you.