Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren Demolished a $12 Million Mansion to Make Room for a Bigger Mansion
Way back in March, Tiger Woods’ scorned – but wealthy – ex-wife, Elin Nordegren bought a $12 million mansion in Florida. That’s a picture of it up there. It had 6 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms. I say “had” because Elin had the home (Built in 1932.) demolished to make room for a new mansion. Elin and Tiger have two children. I can see how it would have felt a bit cramped.
According to TMZ, Elin is requiring everyone who works on the new house to sign a confidentiality agreement. We may never know how many bathrooms the new home contains. Nine? It can’t be more than nine. Is it ten!? TEN BATHROOMS!? Is it more than 10!? If you don’t say anything, I’ll know it’s more than ten. Oh my lord, she has more than ten bathrooms!?

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January 5th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
What a bitch.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
What the hell else is she going to do with the buttload of money she has but didn’t earn?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
The mansion itself isn’t worth $12M…the land and landscape are easily worth $1M. She simply demolished an $11M hunk of shit. This is overblown.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
That seems to be the very definition of “Fuck You” money, yes?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
that house looks nice to me, but maybe it was really shitty on the inside, and she couldn’t get a contractor to call her back. The only person who would call back was a demolition guy.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
She looks fantastic in that photo with Tiger. I suspect he was thinking about what tramp he was going to bang in the ass as the time, though.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
I’d say that the land is more valuable than that.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
She should have the new house constructed entirely out of dead tigers. For symbolism’s sake, of course
January 5th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
I like the caption on the house picture.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
The mansion itself isn’t worth $12M…the land and landscape are easily worth $1M. She simply demolished an $11M hunk of shit. This is overblown.
Not sure about the actual value of the land, but the superrich folks that live in Mission Hills tear down the old mansions all the time and build up to date mansions. The definition of Fuck You money.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
She looks fantastic in that photo with Tiger.
This. Wow.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
She just wants to bang as many young construction workers as she can. Why do you think she wants a confidentiality agreement?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I was at the Memorial in 06 and happened to be walking in the same wave as Elin. She was the hottest woman I’ve ever seen in person. Well, her and the girl I saw in the Bellagio hallway who had to be some kind of high priced professional.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
if anything you’d hope she has one room covered floor to ceiling in bengal tiger skins, with a pile of money sitting in the middle of it with TV screens showing all the lowlights of his career post divorce.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Seems like a reasonable lady. I heard her pet parrot coughed so she had it killed and then took it back to the pet store so she could get a toucan. Hilarity ensued.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
She’ll be bankrupt in 8 years.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Shit…you are right. For the first time ever, I clicked on a link (the first one). That shit is “right near da beach” (/half baked).
Probably closer to $4-5M
January 5th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Hilarity ensued.
Do you mean paritity?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Sounds like you missed an excellent opportunity to max out your cash advance on your visa.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Do you mean paritity?
KingGrizz gets it.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
I doubt it. I think she’s already hooked up with some hedge fund dude. When you’re as hot as she is, some rich dude will want to stick his penis in her various holes.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
fuck her for getting that much $$$ for spitting a couple cablinasians out her maw and doing jack shit else.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Good looking women don’t go broke. They remarry.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Meanwhile, I’m considering taking the couch my parents are getting rid of.
Just did this myself. Free couch and pissed off my siblings that they didn’t get it. Nice that they know it’s the only way to get me home for the holidays.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Silly ho.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
I’ve been propositioned a few times in Vegas. The best one was as I was walking to the elevator. These two chicks start asking if I want company, and I don’t even turn around when I say no thanks (yes, the “thanks” was included). One of them then says, “you’re not my type anyway.” It was both funny and depressing.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
KingGrizz gets it.
You excited for the coachless Panthers to take on your beloved SMU Mustangs in the DVDA Bowl?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
So who is the bigger bitch? Elin or Tiger?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Tiger. There’s nothing bitchy about being hot and taking half of some dude’s fortune. That’s just the American Dream.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Yeah I just felt obligated to say it in this case, since it’s automatically said for every black dude that spends their money on crazy shit.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
It’s not crazy, it’s an investment. We all know that real estate doesn’t go down.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
The best is when it happens to your clueless buddies. They have no idea that their gear is weak and their haircut is played out.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Swedish dream too, apparently.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
maybe this is why I have never been to Vegas. I would be fucked.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Thats the idea.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
+ 1000
well played
January 5th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Just did this myself. Free couch and pissed off my siblings that they didn’t get it. Nice that they know it’s the only way to get me home for the holidays.
What’s this I hear about couch pissing?
/spencer
January 5th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
They have no idea that their gear is weak and their haircut is played out.
“Yo bro those Air Forces are WEAK!:
-TBL wearing sideways Abercrombie & Fitch visor in Vegas
January 5th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
You excited for the coachless Panthers to take on your beloved SMU Mustangs in the DVDA Bowl?
Kinda. We’ve never played a bowl this late in the cycle. Our QB has a sprained ankle, his immediate backup is out after having foot surgery, and our star RB is also out after having a different kind of foot surgery. But hey, we only lost one coach since the end of the regular season, so we got that over Pitt.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
One of my buddies was drinking at a bar in one of the casinos when this gorgeous girl starts talking to him. She wasn’t dressed like a classic Vegas hooker (read: like a whore looking for dick) and he was one of those clueless types, so he chatted away. Anyway, she was wearing a Gucci belt with a big “G” for the buckle. He says, “I didn’t know there were many Georgia fans out here.” He said she laughed and said, “no silly, that’s for Gucci.” She then transitions immediately to, “so are we gonna have some fun or what?” He said he could feel his eyes get huge when it dawned on him that she was a hooker.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
The Bellagio is full of 10s. The one server girl in the Bank we had was honestly the hottest woman I’ve ever met. 5’8″, blond, prolly bolted on 38C, perfect ass. I mean, ATL Badger wouldn’t have found anything wrong with her.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
It’s not crazy, it’s an investment. We all know that real estate doesn’t go down.
Especially in Florida.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
I want to go to Vegas so bad right now….best place on earth*
* for at most 3 days
January 5th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
i’m surprised he realized it then and not when he suggested having fun by riding segways.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I once had a friend tell a pro he wasn’t looking to pay for sex. She agreed. Then afterward, wouldn’t leave his room until she got $100. He gave her $17 cash and a $5 chip, and told her she could have something from the minibar.
She chose the can of bite size snickers.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Soooo you’re telling me theres a chance………
January 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
The Bellagio is full of 10s. The one server girl in the Bank we had was honestly the hottest woman I’ve ever met. 5’8″, blond, prolly bolted on 38C, perfect ass. I mean, ATL Badger wouldn’t have found anything wrong with her.
maybe, but what about SG/CJ? five-head, right?
January 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
ppsshh, you probably didn’t mention her forhead for a reason.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
“I didn’t know there were many Georgia fans out here.”
The awkwardness of this line in that situation had to be through the roof
January 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Every time I see the word silly used in a sentence I immediately hear Big Gay Al’s voice.
/I’m Super! Thanks for asking!
January 5th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Exactly right. Hell, even then I can only go during the NCAA tournament as I don’t have the bankroll to be on the tables a ton. The games start at 9:15 a.m. and last until around 9:30. It’s so much fun to go on the opening weekend. I would recommend it to anyone who likes sports and gambling.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
That’s the limit. No more than 3 days under any circumstances.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
what a fatty.
went to montreal this time last year for a bachelor party, nothing like going to a strip club and then the next day see a stripper from the club get on the elevator as your going to get continental breakfast.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I hit up the $10 craps tables and won $700 over two days. The best weekend is NFL opening weekend without a doubt. Definitely trying to convince the wife to go there next year for opening weekend/my 30th bday.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
It had to be epic.
At my bachelor party my buddies wanted to get two ladies to come put on a show at the room, but they were so picky. One duo was turned down right as he opened the door. Dude opens the door and immediately yells, “not good enough!!” and slams the door. Another duo comes up to the room and he doesn’t like them, and says no. When the chick asks for cab money, he gives her a $20. She says, “what about my friend?” He said, “10 is enough.” We ended up going to Sapphire and having a blast.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Fixed that for you.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
But my xanax prescription was just filled!
January 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Got to be more of a story there, spill it.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
What a dick.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
That’s the limit. No more than 3 days under any circumstances.
SDay 3 consist of maybe a little sleep, checking out, and travel
January 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
What a waste of money. Congrats on your power stance, Elin. I’m sure your kids will thank you down the line.
January 5th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
I wish, I wish…but she won’t let me go, unless she goes
January 5th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
The second time I went with my friends I was trolling for shermans so hard, but all anyone wanted to sell me was coke. Now…who the fuck wants coke when they’re initially looking for Shermans? I don’t want to be hyper you dumb ass…I want to laugh at the skanks and bet while tripping balls.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Oh..it was incredibly dickish, but even more so hilarious.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
ha, wish there was. it was literally girl who danced with white boots and white cowboy hat got in the elevator at my hotel wearing the white hat and white boots at 9am the next day. she didn’t look as good in the daylight, but obviously someone paid for some overtime. no one in their right mind would wear what she was wearing in that weather anyway.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
vegas is a big pile of meh.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Tell me more about this couch.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Day 1 is great. Day 2 is excellent. Day 3 is GTFO time.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Day 1 is great. Day 2 is excellent. Day 3 is GTFO time.
This was my experience. We did the bachelor party\1st week of March madness thing. Got there noon Thursday, by Sat night I was like a Zombie. I did like taking out $200 at a strip club with a $20 service charge — always fun.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I went to Vegas a lot in college. It was fun, but it always depends on your group. As mentioned earlier, three days max.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
i had my batchelor party there. it was fun, but i really wanted new orleans. my buddies out voted me.
new orleans to me is the place for the best all around fun.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
i had my batchelor party there. it was fun, but i really wanted new orleans. my buddies out voted me.
new orleans to me is the place for the best all around fun.
Your buddies kind of sound like dicks.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
I have a feeling I’ll be getting engaged sometime in the next year. convincing my buddies who are mostly pussies about going somewhere fun will be the biggest hill to climb.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
if you want to go somewhere fun, command it. it’s your party, man. You’ll get one shot to pull out that card where they have to man up to give you a good time, now is the time to play it.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Your buddies kind of sound like dicks.
agreed. wanting to take a buddy to vegas and pay for everything but gambling is quite dickish.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
I see where you used the word “star” in there. Not sure that’s entirely accurate.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
So I take it the sexting with the ex-GF has stopped?
January 5th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
agreed. wanting to take a buddy to vegas and pay for everything but gambling is quite dickish.
You were the groom, you wanted to go to NOLA and they overruled you? That’s a little dickish. You’re right though, it’s all relative. If they are paying for everything (which is what my buddies are likely to do for my upcoming bachelor party), that’s really the key.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Your buddies out voted you on YOUR bachelor party? Your friends are dicks. If they want Vegas so much tell them to get married.
Personally I want to go to Fuquet, Thailand. Whole place runs on beads.
Scroll to 7:30
January 5th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
You were the groom, you wanted to go to NOLA and they overruled you? That’s a little dickish. You’re right though, it’s all relative. If they are paying for everything (which is what my buddies are likely to do for my upcoming bachelor party), that’s really the key.
we took a vote. vegas won. since i was slightly leaning to NO, i didnt give a shit.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
I see where you used the word “star” in there. Not sure that’s entirely accurate.
Second and third most rushing yards in a season in SMU history behind only Eric Dickerson. Was second in FBS in rushing TD’s halfway through the season before he got injured. Yeah I’d say that’s a star.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
we took a vote. vegas won. since i was slightly leaning to NO, i didnt give a shit.
I’ll grant you it’s not like you wanted NOLA and they overruled you and took you to Orlando instead. Vegas is by no means a shitty alternative. But still.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
the one trip i took to NO i don’t remember anything past dusk-ish…looking back i feel like i might have been roofied.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
Yeah, I guess technically even Ihtar had a “star.” As did that Arthur remake of a few months back. I guess it’s o.k. usage. “Stud” would have been objectionable. But even a shitty play has a “star”, so it works.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
Ihtar = Ishtar.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:29 PM
No. That’s when it heats up.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Hurricanes are just kool-aid and rohypnol.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
i like NO more due to food and you can just sit at a bar and get hamboned. that seems real hard to do in vegas unless you are at a table or in some axe body spray $10 beer club.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
the one trip i took to NO i don’t remember anything past dusk-ish…looking back i feel like i might have been roofied.
Did you leave a beverage of any type unattended for more than a minute at any bar? If so, then you probably were.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
no ring on this finger yet.
/changes password on phone
January 5th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
i like NO more due to food and you can just sit at a bar and get hamboned.
As do I.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
Yeah because stars only come from BCS schools
Sincerely,
Jerry Rice
Marshall Faulk
Demarcus Ware
LaDainian Tomlinson
and countless others
January 5th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Yeah because stars only come from BCS schools
Sincerely,
Jerry Rice
Marshall Faulk
Demarcus Ware
LaDainian Tomlinson
and countless others
jim rome, what are you doing here?
January 5th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
No he’s not Rome. There’d be a lot more uses of “bro”, “epic”, “nails” and “redass” if it was Rome.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Hi-lari-ous.
January 5th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
It’s true. They will come flocking. Ark is in for a battle.
January 5th, 2012 at 6:47 PM
This man knows the truth.
January 5th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
I may be making something out of nothing, but I enjoyed the Seinfeld reference CRM.