Nickelback Knows You Hate Them, Will Still Play Thanksgiving Game Halftime In Detroit
It appears that Nickelback is now self-aware. They made this video with Funny or Die that is pretty funny. It also points out just how absurd an online petition to keep Nickelback from performing during halftime of tomorrow’s Detroit – Green Bay game actually is. Just look at this earnest testimonial from the petition page.
As a professional music producer/engineer/songwriter and lifelong Lions fan, I am disgusted with the choice of Nickelback as a representation of music and culture in Detroit. Our city is famous for the creation of an entire genre, Motown, very few cities can make this claim. Not to mention very strong hip-hop, dj, and rock and roll scenes.
The thanksgiving game is a privilege, and we are very proud of our 2011 Lions team. Its a chance for Detroit to be on a national stage and show where we truly are at. Show our passion for our team, and show the world Detroit. So…
Nickelback? Is Nickelback Detroit? Does Nickelback have songs that reflect what we do in Detroit? What life is like? Nickelbacks’ music doesn’t even reflect a musical genre that has ever been popular in the city. It is not rock and roll, its a nasty hybrid of the worst manufactured music on the planet.
Lions Administration needs to dig a little deeper to identify who their fans are and select music to reflect that. I don’t personally know anyone that listens to Nickelback, they exemplify much of what is wrong with music. We are a hard working city that has guts, not the nicest city, not the cleanest, but NOT fake. Detroit has some proud people, so pick an act that is real.
I’d be happy to offer suggestions.
Guh. This guy is the worst. I don’t care how sick you are of Nickelback, this guy is worse. Acting like the Thanksgiving day game is some annual showcase for the city of Detroit. Over the last 7 seasons the Lions have averaged a 21 point loss on Thanksgiving. You want to say Nickelback sucks, that’s fine, but shut up about how proud your city is. There is nothing as annoying as civic pride. Especially fake civic pride from some jackass “professional music producer/engineer/songwriter” who is “happy to offer suggestions.” This year I’m giving thanks for all the people that I hate.
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November 23rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
But seriously, Nickelback sucks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Nickelback sucks. Detroit sucks. What’s the problem.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I will say that “Leader Of Men” is not a bad song. They have cheesy lyrics that a ton of people like which makes them very easy to make fun of.
At one point in my life my favorite bands were Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach, and Kid Rock.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:46 PM
*cant forget Korn — though I was like 14-16 during this time period
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Creed > Nickelback
New look Marlins will soar
/for Spencer
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:48 PM
There is nothing as annoying as civic pride.
yay Detroit!
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
/Team CRM
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
They’re so bad.
Just bring out Smokey Robinson and let him sing Tears of a Clown 3 times. That song never gets old. Though I’m not sure if he can still sing with all the Botox and being like 70 & whatnot
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Ever shrinking crowds with lots of failure and depression in the building, perfect representation I’d say
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Look at this Frodo Graph, every time I do it makes me laugh
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
TBL Knows You Hate Mark Sanchez, Will Still Keep Making Excuses For His Poor Play.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Detroit did music pretty well though, so the halftime show complaining is fine.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Considering Chrysler’s entire marketing strategy is now “Detroit is so shitty that those living here MUST be proud of something! Now here’s a horrible Eminem beat,” I don’t think Nickelback can really do any damage to what people think about the city.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I dunno… that seems pretty symbolic of Detroit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I think they should just make a RoboCop musical and sing that at halftime.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
CRM,
I think you are underestimating just how horrible Nickelback really is.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Detroit music will never recover after Kidrock converted into a country musician.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I don’t get it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
I’ll buy that for a dollar
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Spencer Knows You Hate Creed, Will Still Continue To Support Their Entire Catalog.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
There is nothing as annoying as civic pride
“I fucking hate patriotism. I think we should change the flag to my dad bending over my mom and fucking her from behind. Try to be proud of that.”
/RIP Hicks
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Cowboy Mike,
You’re onto something. Marshall Mathers would be a fantastic representation for the fine city of Detroit. This, I’d watch.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Look at this Frodo Graph, every time I do it makes me laugh
I don’t get it.
She’s mocking the first line in one of Nickelback’s terrible songs that was overplayed on the radio about 3 years ago.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
There was a youtube video mock which changed all the words slightly from the song “Photograph”. Looks like its no longer on youtube, but it was hilarious.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
The only thing of quality to ever come out of Detroit was Kristen Bell, and I’m sure she lived in Duffy’s parent’s hood, so that probably shouldn’t even count.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Everyone Knows TBL Hates MS, Will Continue To Shit On Posts And Get Called A Whiny Bitch.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Everyone Knows TBL Hates MS, Will Continue To Shit On Posts And Get Called A Whiny Bitch.
Nah, he transferred his hate to Rusty.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:05 PM
I still don’t get this.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:06 PM
St. Bear Knows MS links are NSFW, Will Continue To Click Them Everytime And Risk His Job
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
This year I’m giving thanks for all the people that I hate.
such as Nickelback and pretentious studio producers?
/and blog commenters
//cause seriously…those guys gotta go!
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:08 PM
As one of the card carrying liberals here you probably shouldn’t be trashing the ground zero of american manufacturing and subsequent rise of the working class that came of it. America is not AMERICA, FUCK YEA! if it wasn’t for the contributions of Detroit.
Or maybe you’re just one of those fake ass liberals that cheer unions but refuse to drive a union made american car.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Happy Thanlsgiving
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Poor Dave Coulier.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:09 PM
There was a youtube video mock which changed all the words slightly from the song “Photograph”. Looks like its no longer on youtube, but it was hilarious.
If I was Def Leppard, I’d be pissed that some shitty Canadian band took the name of one of our best songs and made millions off of it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Deep Statistical analysis reveals that Nickelback still sucks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:10 PM
not sure if they still exist, but there are some of those for Pearl Jam song that are awesome.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:11 PM
took the name of one of our best songs
1. Bringing On The Heartbreak
2. Photograph
3. Foolin
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I don’t feel bad for him. He had Alanis go down on him in a theatre.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
As one of the card carrying liberals here
Really? Since when? Gun to my head I’d say I was a libertarian, but I think all politicians are scum, although not as scummy as those who try to interject politics into some pretty tame barbs at Detroit.
Or maybe you’re just one of those fake ass liberals that cheer unions but refuse to drive a union made american car.
I’m not even sure what this means, although I don’t think unions are needed anymore in most cases. In fact, they’re probably one of the main reasons why all the manufacturing jobs fled Detroit? I don’t know, I really don’t care. I do drive an American car though, and it’s a piece of shit. So fuck Detroit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
took the name of one of our best songs
1. Bringing On The Heartbreak
2. Photograph
3. Foolin
Say what?
1. Hysteria
2. Photograph
3. Pour Some Sugar On Me
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:13 PM
what’s everyone still doing here? doesn’t the private sector get, like, 105 days off per year?
/tbl’d
//peers out from basement window
///adjust foil covering
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
in a theatre.
Innnn a thee-a-terr
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Say what?
1. Hysteria
2. Photograph
3. Pour Some Sugar On Me
This right here. Bringing on a Heartbreak can be fourth.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Yea, but I wonder how many people have watched the above vid, believe he is dead, and send their condolences to his Twitter handle or something.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Well fuck you guys, see if i link T &A every again you ungrateful bastards.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Say what?
Hysteria would have been my 4th — I can’t in good conscious (sp?) have “Pour Some Sugar On Me” in my top 3 songs. It reminds me of a fratastic party that I may or may not have been to.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:16 PM
If they were funny, no one would care.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
24 year old me was jamming to this at the bar the other week. No wonder why my friends think I’m fucked up.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Hysteria would have been my 4th — I can’t in good conscious (sp?) have “Pour Some Sugar On Me” in my top 3 songs. It reminds me of a fratastic party that I may or may not have been to.
Hmmm, good point.
/remembers that Pour Some Sugar on Me was played at every single frat party I was ever at
//replaces it with Foolin’.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:17 PM
If they were funny, no one would care.
I wasn’t the only one making those jokes.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
I don’t want you to think your contributions went unappreciated. I enjoyed the link.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
CodeNameDuchess just engaged the shit out of ATL. This should be fun.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
and to you as well good sir.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Though looking at Def Leppard’s years wiki discography — good luck doing a top 1 song from the last 15 years.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
i would love to see RoboCop and Ed-209 perform “puttin on the ritz”
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Well, you’re quite welcome.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Has anyone been to a Nickleback concert? What’s the worst concert you’ve been to?
I went to a festival where the band Orgy — of “Blue Monday” fame headlined. They were awful. Sadly, the Deftones were bad too.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
What the gunter glieben glauben globen? Realy not a Top 3?
/quietly adjusts list
//really thought that was orignial Offspring material
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
Wait a minute….
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
You’re a retard and Kristen Bell is from Huntington Woods.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:24 PM
i saw them once, not a bad show, not the best.
surprisingly limp bizkit put on an awesome show. was not expecting that.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I wasn’t the only one making those jokes.
as usual, yours were the ones that were noticeably not funny
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:25 PM
CodeNameDuchess just engaged the shit out of ATL. This should be fun.
He’s defending the honor of a burned out shell of a city that had half its population flee from it over the last 20 years. Over this same 20 year stretch its football team won 1(?) playoff game. It’s not like its above reproach. Also, I’m trolling, so yeah… take a shot and lighten up a bit bro.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
/remembers that Pour Some Sugar on Me was played at every single frat party I was ever at
//replaces it with Foolin’.
Good point, but I’d opt to replace it with Animal or Rock of Ages.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
as usual, yours were the ones that were noticeably not funny
cool. thanks for reading!
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Been dating and now engaged to Dax Shepard since 2007. I don’t get it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
i saw them once, not a bad show, not the best.
surprisingly limp bizkit put on an awesome show. was not expecting that.
I think Chino was really drunk, because he sounded terrible and it was really bad. I actually was at the Summer Sanitarium Tour in 2003 at the Horsehoe — it was Mudvayne, Deftones, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, and Metallica. It was a great time.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Been dating and now engaged to Dax Shepard since 2007. I don’t get it.
Married women can no longer be considered attractive?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Good point, but I’d opt to replace it with Animal or Rock of Ages.
I’d be ok with that. But Hysteria and Photograph are easily my 1 and 2.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Badger, you’re not a fucking Libertarian either.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Bossman letting us go early. Have a happy one everybody.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I feel like Dax Shepard isn’t as big a douchebag as I used to think he was. Especially given his name.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Good point, but I’d opt to replace it with Rock of Ages
/will not count, after the buzzer
//Kevin, is that you?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
As far as this, we’re going to bitch about the distinction between a big city and suburb from less than 20 miles away?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
too bad the guy from Def Leppard didn’t lose both arms
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Badger, you’re not a fucking Libertarian either.
It’s cool these days to call yourself Libertarian. Sort of like in the 1960s when it was cool to call yourself a Liberal-Progressive and in the 1980s when it was cool to call yourself conservative.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Badger, you’re not a fucking Libertarian either.
Of course not, you called me retarded. So that means I’m probably republican. And you would know what political card I carry , because you’re obviously… ME?
/mind blown
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 PM
hey PLSK, i thank you for the T&A link
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
Whoever started this petition needs to get a fucking life. The Lions are in the playoff hunt for the first time in 20 years. Don’t ruin it you fake music producer loser.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
too bad the guy from Def Leppard didn’t lose both arms
Well that’s unnecessarily mean. I hope you’re not driving anywhere this holiday season. Karma is a bitch.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
You misread the “I don’t get it” part. I don’t get that she could be seeing a douche like that for four years.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:30 PM
i saw that tour in Philly. nice day, very hot, lots of misters in the air, lots of bewbs getting flashed. pretty damn cool.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:31 PM
You misread the “I don’t get it” part. I don’t get that she could be seeing a douche like that for four years.
Oh. I dunno.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
I saw this show in Chicago. Great time till my then g/f now wife passed out during Metallica. Turns out she over-heated causing the passout. That was the first it happened. Scarey when you’re stuck in the pit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Ok. it was in poor taste. I could go the rest of my life without hearing Def Leppard ever again.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
It’s cool these days to call yourself Libertarian.
Well, you’d have to put a gun to my head before I’d say I belonged to any sort of party, so I don’t really think its cool at all. Fuck politics.
/team stop wasting money
//team keep your fucking religion out of my life
///team congress is corrupt
Which party should I belong to?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:33 PM
libertarian is about as clearly defined as the OWS movement.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:35 PM
the ‘Merica Party.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:36 PM
libertarian is about as clearly defined as the OWS movement
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Actually, the occupiers make the lib’s look wishy-washy.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I could go the rest of my life without hearing Def Leppard ever again.
That’s how I feel about Nickelback.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Have a safe holiday!
/glares at boss for still actually working
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Well, you’d have to put a gun to my head before I’d say I belonged to any sort of party, so I don’t really think its cool at all. Fuck politics.
I didn’t put a gun to your head. Was merely commenting on what someone else said about what you said about yourself. Do you just get so defensive that you can’t even see who you are responding to anymore?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
And it was the drummer that you had the biggest problem with in that band? Weird…
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Damn, I’m late to this thread. I lol’d a few times catching up though.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Do you just get so defensive that you can’t even see who you are responding to anymore?
Not really. I was just making it clear that I didn’t think it was “cool” to call myself a libertarian.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:40 PM
libertarian is about as clearly defined as the OWS movement.
Like ‘liberal’ and ‘conservative’ it has a text book meaning, but in text book definitions do not fit in American politics. That’s partly because both parties are “big tent” parties; they both encompass a wide spectrum of viewpoints. And our politics is also issue based rather than ideology based, so as a result you have less party identity than you would in, say, Europe, for example.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Maybe he’s blinded by his libertarian rage.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I like Nickelback. I like Creed, too.
/Yeah, I said it
//Seriously, why do so many people hate them?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Menarky Party?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Not really. I was just making it clear that I didn’t think it was “cool” to call myself a libertarian.
Ok, if you want to be a self-loathing libertarian, that’s your choice.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Fuck off.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
We had enough political arguments yesterday. Let’s go back to talking about Jesus. Wait, no Tebow posts today? WTF?
/sarcasm font
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Spencer?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I saw Def Leppard in July, and they still put on a good show.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
How much later is everyone stuck at work?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
sPARTY justice
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Like til 8pm central standard time.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Best case scenario Im out at 5est
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Serious question…no sarcasm…how old are you?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:44 PM
6pm est.
but make that more like 530-545 since the manager is also out today.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
i’m sitting here watching the Bourne movies until I have to til 4 in the morning. I really hope you guys enjoy your night…Really.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I like the big power ballad-ish rock songs that Nickelback comes out with. I grew up on 80′s Bon Jovi and Def Leppard and have always liked that type of music
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:45 PM
How old are you?
/Serious question
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
My apologizes, its thanksgiving I should lighten up. Just seem to remember you touting the progressive banner once or twice. However, everybody looks the same on the internet. I can only really remember the black guys like Jose and MS
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I like the big power ballad-ish rock songs that Nickelback comes out with. I grew up on 80′s Bon Jovi and Def Leppard and have always liked that type of music
Is someone fucking with us here? This has to be a joke.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
//Seriously, why do so many people hate them?
Really? I’ll let Bill Hicks handle this one.
“When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for children?”
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
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November 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Ugh. I dunno what to even say. I thought youd be like 20 years old. The fact you grew up on 80′s music and like Nickelback confuses me.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 PM
just let eminem and kid rock do a motown duet with Bob Seger and the Silver Bullett band providing the music, and Ted Nugent can come in and MC the event.
/imported from detroit
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
So many new commenters…
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:47 PM
How much later is everyone stuck at work?
Should be here another half hour or so. We just go the go-ahead to leave after 3pm CST.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Wait a fuckin minute, MS is black?
/really didnt know
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Same here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
My apologizes, its thanksgiving I should lighten up. Just seem to remember you touting the progressive banner once or twice. However, everybody looks the same on the internet. I can only really remember the black guys like Jose and MS
no need to apologize. lumping me in with a political party just gets me all pissy is all.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
I’m 22 and grew up on 80′s music…just what was allowed in the house.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Yup, and don’t let him tell you otherwise.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Just a couple of minutes ago, the big boss put out an email saying that he was leaving now for the airport. I predict a mass exodus of people from here by 4pm.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Wait a fuckin minute, MS is black?
As black as a Norwegian
/hint: I’m really not. WWoS thought I was.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
The blackest.
/Lol’d
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I don’t think they get along, even though I like both of them and wouldn’t mind seeing this happen.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Yup, and don’t let him tell you otherwise.
Ha. You fucking asshole…
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Ha. +1
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Smokey Robinson is the shit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
How does someone “think” that you are black?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Maybe Detroit can throw ICP in there to.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
How does someone “think” that you are black?
He must have the wrong cell checked off in that spreadsheet of his. The same one where he keeps track of every grammatical/spelling error everyone’s ever made.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
How does someone “think” that you are black?
I’m not sure exactly how he formed the impression, but it stemmed from the fact that I’d mentioned in the past that my fiancee isn’t white (which she isn’t, she’s hispanic). Somehow he got the notion from that that I was in an interracial relationship and was thus black.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I picked up the Jose was a black guy pretty quick. Not sure how.
/Did that sound racist somehow?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
So many new commenters…
/slumped shoulders, head down, picks up ball, goes home
//fades into internet obscurity
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
OT: Nook or Kindle? Mother in law is giving the wife and I the option. We just want to read shit at the gym and on roadtrips. Maybe before bed. Opinions?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Yeah, Jose is definitely black.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Probably how everyone creates a mental image of other commenters here. I didn’t picture SROD or V4L being black.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I picked up the Jose was a black guy pretty quick. Not sure how.
I seem to recall Jose telling someone to kiss his black ass once. So I think that’s where I realized that.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Also news to me and I’ve been lurkin round here for awhile.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
So he thought you were a black guy with a hispanic fiance? Weird.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
/slumped shoulders, head down, picks up ball, goes home
//fades into internet obscurity
Wow. SG disposed of that one quickly.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I seem to recall Jose telling someone to kiss his black ass once. So I think that’s where I realized that.
click on his name. you’ll figure it out pretty quick.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 PM
V4L’s awesome, she doesn’t come around enough.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Ok, I think these commentators are black:
V4L, Ndub, Jersey, Jose Ovechkin, MS, Darrell, Menarky, and EIC.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
So he thought you were a black guy with a hispanic fiance? Weird.
I think, but I don’t want to speak for his thought process. I’m sure it made perfect sense to him at the time.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
guinessgirl is old(er) right?
/ducks
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:56 PM
This is news to me as well. TBL is really a diverse place I see. So who’s Mexican?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
In case anyone is wondering, I’m white. And from Flint. Rarity.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
MS is not black. Just assumed to be but not really.
Damn, I didnt know there were so many black people on here….
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Til fuckin midnight Eastern. Tebow help me…
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Wha?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I picked up on SROD being black the moment he mentioned he watched Tyler Perry movies.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
26 year old white dude
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
I too am white. We got it good.
/Louis CK
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Ndub’s a cracka
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Seems statistically off but brings a lot of interesting perspective to conversations.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:58 PM
That’s hilarious.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Yo soy.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
NDub is not black
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
MS is not black. Just assumed to be but not really.
I’m pretty sure that NDub isn’t black. I don’t think Menarky is either. Though I’ll allow for the fact that I missed something on those.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
/AHHHHHH!!!
//RUNS!!!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
ndub is one of the whiter dudes here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Someone needs to make sure SC adds the info shared in this thread to his spreadsheet.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Just bustin’ on MS. I know he’s not black. I don’t know why I thought Ndub was black.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
guinessgirl is old(er) right?
/ducks
I think she’s in her late 30s or 40s. I’m not going to go on record as to whether or not I think that’s ‘older’.
/gets hit for guessing a woman’s age.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
I’m asian.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Makes me think of the Seinfeld episode where George was trying to befriend a black guy to try and prove he wasnt racist.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
So is TBL having a half day today or what? Is there usually a lull around 1 pm? I don’t usually comment at this time anymore.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
okay just got the word to leave; time for a manhattan or two and then the wife & I are off for dinner and the muppetts.
be safe out there, big DUI enforcement night nationwide and lots of college kids are home who think they learned to drink the past 3 months.
keep calm & …. on
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Truth. He’s from the Grand Rapids area, IIRC.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Wow. SG disposed of that one quickly.
Nah, I just saw her get in a pissing match earlier this week and thought I’d dogpile on. Sounds like us newbies are stealing some of her spotlight. Which is weird to me.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
PL is black, right?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
EIC is Caribbean Islander…While he uses phrases like “Your gear was weak, you had no game, your haircut was played out, etc”, I am pretty sure he still shops at The Gap.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Someone needs to make sure SC adds the info shared in this thread to his spreadsheet.
Does he actually have a runnign spreadsheet with Memes and commenter info? That would be a fascinating read.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:01 PM
I’m black from the waist down.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Shes a woman. She NEEDS the spotlight.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Are there any Asian commenters? And not Karma Asian, but like Chinese and shit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
EIC is Caribbean Islander…While he uses phrases like “Your gear was weak, you had no game, your haircut was played out, etc”, I am pretty sure he still shops at The Gap.
Sorry, we were looking for Banana Republic.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
No one will ever steal her spotlight.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:02 PM
I’ve been called a coconut. Brown on the outside and white on the inside.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
He said he was working on one, but he said that back in March or April or something.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Does he actually have a runnign spreadsheet with Memes and commenter info? That would be a fascinating read.
He claimed a year or two ago, that he was making one and would share it with us. Nothing since.
Kind of like TBL and the mobile site.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
I dunno why, but this made me laugh.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:03 PM
That was a hilarious post. TBL is so wannabe hood
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
less than 30 minutes left…
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Shes a woman. She NEEDS the spotlight
…which I understand, just find THIS to be a weird place to seek it. For anyone really.
/Look! At! Meeeee!!!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Eh, I think he moved to Indiana when he was like 8 though. And he listens to a lot of hip hop, and I think he likes basketball, so I could see how you could be confused.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Same here. Dad is Mexican. Mom is white.
Also, mrejr is black.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
TBL is as hood as Vanilla Ice.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Wha? I have no spotlight. Was just noticing all these new names I’ve never seen before. But you’re really starting out on the right foot with me, douche.
Really? I didn’t know that. Interesting.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
MREJR is not black.
Black people dont watch wrestling!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
He also does SMH a lot on Twitter, I think it was CJ that said it first, but I thought only black people use that consistently.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I don’t think any of us knew Jersey was black until just before the last election in New Jersey, when he shared a website from a campaign he worked on and pointed out that he was the one black guy on there. And the campaign was a Republican one. So we were all still confused.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Jose, you mean Chinese like Wu Tang?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Either he or JHS is. I have a bad memory though.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
wait, people’s gravatar’s aren’t what everyone actually looks like?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
SportsGal must be on the fucking rag this week.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I can’t wait to bust out “Your gear is so weak bro” over the holiday weekend. That’s an all time crack.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
You’re a Bengals fan too, right?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
/Look! At! Meeeee!!!!!
Dude, your name along is an attention grabber. That thing is hilarious.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Didn’t read all of the comments. Late to the party.
Maybe they should get Dire Straits to play “Telegraph Road”.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Sportsgal is black on the inside.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
There is nothing wrong with BR
/typed while wearing a pretty much BR work outfit
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Jersey.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
C’mon, i know you aren’t new here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Same here. Dad is Mexican. Mom is white.
I’m pure bred dot Indian. I have maybe 2 or 3 good Indian friends. The rest are all white, black , Messican, etc.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
So much anger. I’ve commented here on and off for a while. Usually way too busy at work, but today I’m stuck here all day and there is NOTHING to do. Anyone have any good music suggestions?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Umm…do you mean Grand Blanc?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
i prefer Nook, but i’m also a fan of open source e-books so that i wouldn’t be locked into one format, like Kindle has.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Sportsgal has had black inside?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 PM
/Look! At! Meeeee!!!!!
+1 mention of cup sizes
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
/elitist
//high five
///earlier’d
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
You’re all wrong. Straight up J Crew.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
No. Flint proper.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
I know who doesn’t…
/looks in sg’s direction.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Sportsgal is black on the inside.
So I’ve learned via her music taste.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
I literally bust out laughing at that.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
What? She’s always angry?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Well, I do actually look JGL w/ an amazing fake stache.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
There is nothing wrong with BR
/typed while wearing a pretty much BR work outfit
There’s nothing wrong with that so long as you don’t try to act “hood” in other aspects.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Embarrassed at how much I just laughed at this
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Anyone have any good music suggestions?
genre?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:10 PM
No. Flint proper.
How many tattoos do you have?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
You’re all wrong. Straight up J Crew.
Ooo, good call.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Plus, he defends the shit out of Bieber
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
None yet. And no, I’ve never stabbed anyone.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Anyone have any good music suggestions?
aloe blacc is pretty good
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:12 PM
So blasting All Eyez on Me while I burn out of my office parking lot isn’t kosher then?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Went through a bunch of 70′s rock earlier…just can’t figure out what I’m in the mood for now.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Anyone have any good music suggestions?
Bon Iver, Two Door Cinema Club, Young The Giant, Watch The Throne Album are all in my heavy rotation lately.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:13 PM
Reminds me of the scene from Office Space.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Jersey is in to soccer, Kenny Chesney, Justin Beiber, Notre Dame…I was shocked to find out he was black.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I once missed a connecting flight on midwest airlines at flint’s airport. The airport literally closed and they kicked me out. Had to spend the night at a shady motel. Good times.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Anyone listened to Noel Gallagher’s new solo album?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Are we talking about Def Leppard songs? You’ve got “Rock of Ages” and then fuck the world.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM
I’m late but I’m a big Kristen Bell fan (big (maybe only) Veronica Mars fan), I always tape when she’s on Craig Ferguson – they have to be fucking.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
WTF. That defies everything I have ever known. Bizarro world type shit right there.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
for a holiday, this thread is going well. especially since I figured everyone only worked a half-day today.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Hilarious.
Amare’ Jr…. Holy shit, all makes sense now.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
volbeat
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Anyone listened to Noel Gallagher’s new solo album?
No but it sounds intriguing.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Another good Def Leppard song is “Mirror, Mirror”
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I once missed a connecting flight on midwest airlines at flint’s airport. The airport literally closed and they kicked me out. Had to spend the night at a shady motel. Good times.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
He broke demographics.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
Yeah, I want an open source e-reader. So Kindle it is.
Also, I’m whiter than Larry Bird’s ghost. Jersey needs a pasty white dude on the ticket, and I’m full of piss and vinegar. It works.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I’m late but I’m a big Kristen Bell fan (big (maybe only) Veronica Mars fan)
me too!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
quote fail
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
You are correct. 45 in February.
/no need to duck, I have no issues with my age..
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:16 PM
I tried to hook up with a white girl from Flint I had a class. She was cute but had dead eyes, like she really looked like she’d been through some shit. My condolences. I would hate to be white from Flint.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Must be SG’s problem this week.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Vivaldi’s Four Seasons. Especially Summer and Winter.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
I think it’s great. Much more mellow than Oasis stuff, but still pretty awesome.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
The Nook has open source, not the Kindle. But the Nook limits your memory.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Thanks. To show my appreciation…Happy Hump Day (Semi-NSFW)
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Thanks Atl Badger, that was (is) awesome
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Same goes for when Mila Kunis is on his show, man is a legend, that accent must make panty soup
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:17 PM
The airport is on the West Side. The safe part of town. How long ago was it? I knew the family that used to own the Econo Lodge across the street.
Maybe 5 years ago? It don’t think it was the econo lodge… i told the cab driver to take me to the nearest motel, so he probably didn’t. Motel 6? super 8? And to be fair to flint, I’d call almost any motel sketchy. I was just annoyed they kicked me out of the airport.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I’m out folks.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family and friends, and be safe out on the roads.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Kyle Orton is a Chief…Caleb Hanie era continues.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
I’m Pro Choice dude.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
No condolences needed. It gave me character. (Or something like that). I wonder what part of flint that chick was from.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 PM
/no need to duck, I have no issues with my age..
you’re one of the good ones!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
SG IS A PROBLEM SOLVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
I had the biggest crush on him when he was on “Drew Carey”.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:19 PM
I’m out. The family we thought was coming into town tonight isn’t anymore, so I might troll through here later. If not, everyone have a nice Thanksgiving.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Hey MS have a good Thanksgiving with your black fam!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
If not, everyone have a nice Thanksgiving.
Don’t drink all the grape soda.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Thanks. To show my appreciation…Happy Hump Day (Semi-NSFW)
Can’t click — but I’ll check it out when I get home. The only person I knew from Flint lived on my floor freshman year at tOSU. He smelled weird and looked like a young version of Vigo from Ghostbusters. He was friends with my friend who I ended up living with in an APT for 2 years and Vigo ended up living on my couch for like 4 months. He also slept in my bed over a spring break and I came back to find trash food bags all over my room and certain “content” downloaded to my computer. Good times.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Damn. He fucked you. You could’ve walked a block to the Econo Lodge. And you would’ve been fine. That part of Flint is completely safe.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Damn, people dropping like flies. You guys all have fun and be careful!
/here until 5EST
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Don’t you mean orange soda?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Damn. He fucked you. You could’ve walked a block to the Econo Lodge. And you would’ve been fine. That part of Flint is completely safe.
Well he’s a cab driver and he saw a sucker. It happens. Yeah… all I knew of Flint was that Matteen Cleaves? (sp?) was from there and it was rough, so I had no idea. Plus it was dark, and I had no idea where anything was. This was pre-smart phones, etc.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Im stuck here for 5 more hours. Fuck.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
!!!!!!
King of Elephants, tell me, you more worried about KC now?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Good god.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Don’t drink all the grape soda.
Don’t you mean orange soda?
I thought those were interchangeable? Purple drank and ‘errthing, no?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:23 PM
It was soo nice to live on my own. Now I live with the girl and realize I wasn’t the cleanest person ever. Still not bad, she still feels like she needs to clean up after me. whatever.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Where the fuck were you flying that you had a connection in Flint? That airport is small!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Went through a bunch of 70′s rock earlier…just can’t figure out what I’m in the mood for now.
If you haven’t heard it, the Black Keys “Brothers” album is a definitive rock album IMO. ALso, If you like Queen then try Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations album. The Killers Sam’s Town album is kind of 70′ish. I’ve had the Inception score on a bit as well.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
You both suck. I’m at work til midnight ET.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
The racial makeup of the city was 53.27% Black or African American, 41.39% White, 0.64% Native American, 0.44% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander, 1.11% from other races, and 3.14% from two or more races.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 PM
That’s a win.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
That’s a great album.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Good stuff, thanks
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:25 PM
f you haven’t heard it, the Black Keys “Brothers” album is a definitive rock album IMO. ALso, If you like Queen then try Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations album. The Killers Sam’s Town album is kind of 70′ish. I’ve had the Inception score on a bit as well.
Brothers and Sam’s Town are great albums.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:26 PM
orange drink sonnn.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:26 PM
You better say it, bro.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Notable people from Flint.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Where the fuck were you flying that you had a connection in Flint? That airport is small!
Atlanta —> flint — > milwaukee. This was before I lived down here, I was visiting family over thanksgiving I think actually. Midwest was (RIP) a smaller regional airline, so not many direct flights out of Atlanta, and they had a couple flights a day out of flint. I didn’t normally take that connecting flight.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
their best, but don’t overlook their early stuff for a really raw sound.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Wow. Terry Crews is from Flint.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
No, he means grape.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
If you’re into thrash/metal/etc. then Valient Thorr is a good time.
And in virtually opposite musical news, been on a huge New Pornographers trip recently. “Twin Cinema” and “Challengers” in particular.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:28 PM
Midwest Airlines used to be so money. All first class, 2 wide leather seating, real food (fruit covered waffles, salads, chicken) served on real china, great service.
/sheds tear
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:29 PM
I see. Odd.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
How about in Sim City 2000 whenever you had the premade cities and Flint was an option and it was so difficult.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
You did not just compare Muse to Queen. Queen, one of the greatest glam rock bands of all time. Queen could shit out better bands than Muse.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Seriously? Shit, I never knew that.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:31 PM
No, he means grape.
My inlaws are biracial. Orange soda intake beats grape at family events.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:31 PM
Flint is that White? I go to Flint on a semi-regular basis, and I never would have guessed it.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:31 PM
How about in Sim City 2000 whenever you had the premade cities and Flint was an option and it was so difficult.
low blow.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
You do? What part of MI do you live in?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
They are probably all hiding.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Like, they’re both mixed, or one is black and one is white?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
You do? What part of MI do you live in?
I’d say Detroit, based on his disapproval of my earlier comments.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Everything sucks!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I’m from the suburbs of Lansing.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Well he was living in Mt. Pleasant but I don’t know if he graduated from Central yet.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:34 PM
And you root for the Bengals and the Razorbacks?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Except Queen, which was the exact point I was making.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
/looks back through thread
//wait, Chief is only 22?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Smells like humanizing and shitty bands in here.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:35 PM
CMU is like 70% chicks. I had some fun weekends going up there back in the day.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Work bound. Be safe tonight. Happy Thanksgiving TBL world.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Like, they’re both mixed, or one is black and one is white?
my wife’s parents are white but her siblings have black/white families and there kids look black and gravitate, none of which matters really but just speaking to the conversation…
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Born in Arkansas, where I spent my summers. Bengals v Browns was the first NFL game I ever saw in person. It kinda makes sense.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Alright peeps, it’s been real. Have a great thanksgiving.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:39 PM
dude I’m so fucking pumped for this game. the more I think about it and hear talk about it, the more I think the Razorbacks are going to win. I’m going to have to go get new clothes after friday because I am pretty sure everything I own will be covered in jizz.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I remember that. That game ruled my life when I was a freshman in high school.
/IMACHEAT
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I know it’s almost a holiday but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read. They said if you like Queen, you may like muse. Nowhere was the quality of each band pitted against each other.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Jose: You’ll love this. Went to the Watch The Throne concert in AC on Saturday. You haven’t LIVED until you’ve heard Niggas In Paris 5 straight times.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Jose: You’ll love this. Went to the Watch The Throne concert in AC on Saturday. You haven’t LIVED until you’ve heard Niggas In Paris 5 straight times.
I’m going in Pittsburgh on Sunday night. CANNOT WAIT.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Queen could shit out better bands than Muse.
You’re reaching. Muse’s muscle museum, hysteria, stockholm syndrome, Map of the Problematique bring it hard, and that’s aside some of their more radio friendly fare. Muse is halfway through their career and they have a deep catalog alreay. Either you’re ill-informed or obstinate.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:42 PM
where’s the spreadsheet?
shouldn’t that be posted on the wikipedia page by now?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I love Jay-Z but Kanye can go fuck himself. overrated douche
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Let SG get all huffy and cussy and angry. It’s what she does.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:45 PM
too high brow for this time of day, gotta break it down to 1 sylable words for put downs.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Just because they have a lot of albums doesn’t mean they’re a good band. Muse is awful.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:48 PM
Today was about as terrible as I thought it be…12 more minutes
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:49 PM
At least you never disappoint us with your ignorance and indignant behavior
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:50 PM
You did not just compare Muse to Queen. Queen, one of the greatest glam rock bands of all time. Queen could shit out better bands than Muse.
I’m obstinate. Queen kills and I have never heard anything of Muse other than the late night ad that claims they are the best stage band ever. If so, why have we not heard of them?
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Hey, at least I didn’t get arrested for downloading child pornography. But maybe that explains why you’d like a terrible band like Muse.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:52 PM
I love Jay-Z but Kanye can go fuck himself. overrated douche
Kanye may be a douche, but he is not overrated. Every one of his albums is fantastic and he has dozens of quality songs.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:52 PM
because American media and music listening audience is largely ignorant of 95% of bands that are not from the USA and Canada. I heard of Muse from friends and many people heard of them when a song of theirs was on the Twilight soundtrack. Some great bands never get exposure they should solely because they don’t find the ideal marketing image used by record companies and media outlets.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Lol, what?!?!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Couldn’t agree more. Half that CD was good, the other half was Kanye.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:54 PM
snap/snap/snap
Jitterbug
snap/snap/snap
Jitterbug
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:54 PM
wow you’re a fucking retard in every sense of the manner. I’d wish you a happy thanksgiving but you’d find a way to shit on every good thing anyone could ever say to you.
Just go fuck yourself and enjoy your cold-hearted cunt life.
/the girl was actually 16 and not 18 like I was told.
//again, go to hell you bitch
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Exactly. Just because you never heard of them doesnt make them not good. The same for movies. Some of the best flicks are ones that are not mainstream.
According to this logic Nickelback is great and Avatar was the best movie ever made.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
/throws up.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 PM
I dunno, I can’t think of the album name but it’s the one that’s heavily auto-tuned and has paranoid and heartless on it. That was pretty bad IMO
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Some great bands never get exposure they should solely because they don’t find the ideal marketing image used by record companies and media outlets.
I think you are right, but I dont think you can say this about Muse. They are a band that doesn’t work, for whatever reason, in the US. I think they have had the marketing and money behind them — but it doesnt jive with a US audience.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Kanye is a good producer but as an artist/song-writer i think he’s average at best.
and sportsgal, you shouldn’t really talk shit about people’s musical taste. You like or did like boy bands.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I dunno, I can’t think of the album name but it’s the one that’s heavily auto-tuned and has paranoid and heartless on it. That was pretty bad IMO
808s & Heartbreaks. “Amazing”, “Heartless”, “Love Lockdown” all great songs.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I like Queen and Muse, why does this have to be an either/or thing? Live and let live I say
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Holy shit, TJ and SG just need to fuck already.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Jesus christ, sportsgal. It’s a fucking music argument. Step away from the computer for a bit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Another reason: they aren’t as mainstream accessible because the musical tastes of the general public have been dulled by so much garbage pop music over the years. Thanks MTV and top 40 radio and American Idol!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I thought paranoid was the only good song on that one KG. like most of his newest one though (dark fantasy)
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:59 PM
That’s what I was trying to say. I usually stay away from low blows but debbie downer never fails to shine a light on a person’s admitted personal failures when it isn’t necessary
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:59 PM
Let’s describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
And attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA…
[Ice Cube]
A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I’m poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now the title bitch don’t apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in ‘em (yeah)
It’s like a disease that’s plagues their character
Takin’ the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bear it
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes ‘em go deaf in the ear
That’s why when you say ‘hi’ she won’t say ‘hi’
Are you the kind that think you’re too damn fly?
Bitch eat shit ‘n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin’ at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch
‘Who the fuck you think you’re callin’ a bitch you little sorry muthafucka?
I dunno who the fuck you think you’re talkin’ to. Let me tell you one
Muthafuckin’ thang, I’m not a…’ [Eazy E] ‘Bitch, shut the fuck up.’
Yo, you can tell a girl that’s out for the money (How?)
She look good and the bitch walk funny
She ain’t no dummy she’s rather canivin’
Yo, bitch fuck when I’m driving
See a young nigga that’s striving
You’re thru’ without a BMW
That’s why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or ether P-M-S
Here, test the girl that’s kinda snobby (a’ight)
And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Write your date a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad ’cause she know it’s true (she know it)
But a nigga like me, I say ‘fuck you’
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
‘Cause a bitch is a bitch
‘Why I gonna be a bitch?’
‘I ain’t call you no bitch. If you’d listen to a goddamn song it’d tell
You what a bitch is.’
‘Fuck the song ’cause I’m not no muthafuckin’ bitch.’
‘I didn’t say you was a bitch.’
‘Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!’
‘Fuck you, bitch!
‘Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
‘Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!
I once knew a bitch who got a slack
‘Cause she played me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
About who’s fucking who and who’s getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
Now do you fall in this category?
Or you’re the kind that won’t blink
‘Cause you don’t think, your shit stinks
Lucky I haven’t had a drink
‘Cause I’d down you ass
Than I’d clown your ass
‘Cause the niggas I hang with ain’t rich (I ain’t rich)
We’re all saying ‘Fuck you bitch!’ (Word up!)
Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
Been your ass over then I’m thru’
? that you see Ice Cube ain’t takin’ no shit
(Why?) ‘Cause I think a bitch is a bitch
[Narrator]
There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
Are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
Scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
Probably are.
Bitch!
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:59 PM
because American media and music listening audience is largely ignorant of 95% of bands that are not from the USA and Canada. I heard of Muse from friends and many people heard of them when a song of theirs was on the Twilight soundtrack. Some great bands never get exposure they should solely because they don’t find the ideal marketing image used by record companies and media outlets.
After a quick trip to iTunes, I’m pretty sure it’s not just marketing. It might be shitty overproduced bullshit.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:01 PM
I wasn’t shitting on anyone’s musical taste, unlike you. I just said Muse is a terrible band. I’ve listened to more than my fair share of their stuff dating all the way back to their first album. They suck.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:02 PM
damn NWA was fucking awesome back in the day. I remember mowing lawns having mix-tapes in my walkman just jamming to NWA, Cube, Public Enemy and such.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Agreed. that’s a great thing about the internet: you can find so much music out there that would never see the light of day on radio or television
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Ill talk music with anyone, I just cannot stand when people say they like “everything” — that tells me nothing and that you are unoriginal.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:03 PM
Fuck yeah. I miss those days.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:04 PM
SG is the angriest, most bitter person on the internet.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Sportsgal:
Now ask yourself,
Are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
Scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
Probably are.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 PM
I don’t know about that… have you seen some of the commenters on Yahoo?
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:05 PM
She’s better when she’s drunk.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:07 PM
I get uncomfortable when you’re (rhetorically) asking to confirm ages…
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Chief, I just thought you were in your late 20s. That’s all.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:10 PM
same here honestly. now I listen to a lot of folk and classic country. and while I enjoy it immensely, I still miss the days of “classic” gangster rap.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Just a joke on my end, being the whole child pornography thing came up again.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:13 PM
oh ok. Sorry, wasn’t thinking straight. Been a long day
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:14 PM
same here honestly. now I listen to a lot of folk and classic country. and while I enjoy it immensely, I still miss the days of “classic” gangster rap.
Thought I had a wide range of tastes. Ever listen to Marty Robbins “El Paso”? Got that from my dad.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:15 PM
I am supremely confident. Almost irrationally so.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:18 PM
yeah man that’s a classic. I listen to a classic country station most of the day at work, so I’ve pretty much heard them all.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:24 PM
I like “Big Iron” as well and do some Bluegrass. Lotsa Zac Brown right now.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Wow. Lotsa looks pretty gay now that I see it again.
/NTTAWWT
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:37 PM
The corporate person ignores the outcry of the masses and does whatever the fuck it wants because they can and they’re smarter than you and it’s all part of some bigger corporate/synergy/cross-promotional bullshit that you can’t control.
/occupy NFL
//sarcasm
///sort of
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:38 PM
same here. it’s funny too because normally I am a nervous wreck, but I really think, especially if Arkansas jumps on them early, that the Hogs will hold their own. my dream scenario is winning the coin toss, decent run back by DJ and a long TD to start the game, but LSU and Jefferson behind the 8 ball early.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:41 PM
SG is already in the holiday spirit i see. Dropping napalm and personal attacks because someone liked a band she didn’t in a nickelback post. I guess people still find her schtick funny.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Shocking, here comes ATL to chime in!! You’re nothing if not predictable.
I’m in great holiday spirits! Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Can’t wait to eat turkey and watch football all day tomorrow.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Shocking, here comes ATL to chime in!! You’re nothing if not predictable.
About as predictable as your overreactions not being funny.
November 23rd, 2011 at 7:44 PM
I picked up on SROD being black the moment he mentioned he watched Tyler Perry movies.
Uh, I’m late, but let’s get this straight. My ex-wife is a HUGE Tyler Perry fan. I sat thru stuff trying to please her.
Now that we are divorced, I never watch that claptrap. Perry caters to a lowest-common-denominator, stereotype-lapping clientele. That ain’t me.
/51-year-old black man
//don’t have hazel eyes or six-pack abs
November 23rd, 2011 at 8:44 PM
everybody hates Nickelback, so can we assume that Nickelback has bought 50 of their own million albums?
November 23rd, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Darrell’s Black?????!!
November 24th, 2011 at 8:27 AM
Nickleback is about as cool as taking a shower with your dad