Lenny Dykstra Is Still Crazy
How long since we saw Lenny Dykstra do something crazy? All the way back in the summer? Wow. Well, Dykstra is currently on house arrest for (allegedly) embezzling money from his bankrupt estate. Apparently, his manager, Dan Herman is threatening to revoke his bond. Luckily, Dykstra has Twitter, so we can hear exactly how he feels about that. Via Larry Brown Sports:
Fu herman! I don’t need your jew gold, go ahead take away my bail! I didn’t get stupid over night
20 something year old thinks he has power over me! Herman and his kind are greedy born spies
herman is a penny pinching jew gold hoarding kid trying to put me back in the cooler bro #danherman
You tell ‘em Lenny! You don’t need that guy’s gold!

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November 12th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Coming soon to a theater near you:
Mel Gibson is Lenny Dykstra in Nails: The Passion of the Jesus Fuckin’ Christ.
Co-starring Julia Roberts as Sugartits.
November 12th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
nada if i was more pop culturally aware, i’d say
LOL
but i’m not sure what’s funny about it
November 12th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
He got on twitter and brought the cray….stuff like this is the reason I don’t follow athletes…pro wrestlers yes..athletes no
November 12th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
hes no athlete mrej. he’s a fat stupid convict
November 12th, 2011 at 5:15 PM
“Shit! Lenny’s on to us, Morris! Quick – to the house in Boca!”