Thrifty Vikings Fan Turns John David Booty into Chris Kluwe
It’s safe to say that choosing to own a John David Booty Vikings jersey is a risky play and a transaction that would not be granted approval by the highbrow jersey wearing community. However, while purchasing such a jersey is a questionable move, lazily transforming the aforementioned garment into a Chris Kluwe jersey instantly turns that wrong into a right. Who is Chris Kluwe, you ask? He’s the frequently used Vikings punter well on his way to 80-plus punts. Again.
Booty, in case your memory is failing you, was chosen in the fifth round of the 2008 draft by Minnesota and, as far as I can tell, did not exactly light up the stat sheet.
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October 3rd, 2011 at 3:37 PM
But did he like up McNabb’s recent Facebook status of “We fucking suck”?
Nice find, Hernia.
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Jesus! Fixed. Traveling today and a bit “scattered.” Still, that’s no excuse.
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
So many questions, like why he owed a JDB jersey in the first place…and did he convert it into a Favre one for the last two years?
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Wonder if that’s Fetch. He had some deep love for JD Booty
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I got offered a ticket to this game on Friday night, but would have had to drive there and back on Sunday. I am still thanking my lucky stars I didn’t go. my shitty round of golf was 1,000 times better than this.
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:57 PM
see, i figure he could keep “booty” on there. people will think he’s either a sex addict or pirate. win-win in either scenario.
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
who knew they even mass produced a Booty jersey.
October 3rd, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I still have a #21 Craig Newsome jersey I got in high school…should pull this move turning it into Woodson and wearing it again, then I will be cool
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:04 PM
Anybody remember when they took all the unsold Aaron Brooks #2 Raiders jerseys and turned them into JaMarcus Russell jerseys?
/good times
//I have one
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Mass produced booty. Huh, huh.
/Butthead’d
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I have a friend with a Bears Berrian jersey. It is now an Earl Bennett. He made the change with duct tape. I think someone wore #80 between Berrian and Earl too.
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:09 PM
The Houston Chronicle did “How to change your David Carr jersey into a Matth Schaub jersey” four years ago. I like the graphic at the bottom here.
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:11 PM
I’m sure JHS will send you his Roy Williams jersey.
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Booty, in case your memory is failing you, was chosen in the fifth round of the 2008 draft by Minnesota
John David was only the third-best Booty from that family, behind his bros, Josh and Abram.
/ No, I do not mean Booty in the “booty” sense
/ Also, Josh Booty is married to this, which definitely ranks him No. 1 in that family
October 3rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I have two of them, who wants one?
/crickets