Rory McIlroy’s Satisfying Chug from US Open Trophy
Some time around 1am this morning Rory McIlroy tweeted a photo of himself enjoying what I’m guessing was a prolonged “sip” from his 2011 US Open trophy. The engaging gesture is exactly why Rory’s journey should be fun regardless of its direction. The 22-year-old is refreshingly candid with the media, particularly for a golfer on the otherwise personality-free PGA tour, and his colorful presence on twitter has not gone unnoticed or unappreciated. His participation in tournaments should be enough to get the casual fan to at least check in on the leaderboard, which looms rather large considering we’re currently without the magnetic Tiger Woods.
Also loving the fact that Rory’s girlfriend, Holly Sweeney, refers to him as “the curly one”:
Judging by this video and this set of pictures, she sure as hell seems like a lot of fun to hang with.
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June 20th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Has Rory’s GF been humanized on TBL yet?
June 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Also loving the fact that his girlfriend, Holly Sweeney, refers to him as “the curly one”:
Pucker up, baby.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Her twitter profile says: Coach, Dancer and Potential Engineer with an addiction to Shoes!!
OMG Shoes!
June 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
OMG! He chugs just like Tiger Woods!!!!
June 20th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
HUGE
June 20th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Oooh, so close.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
HUGE
/overcome with a sense of glee
//couldn’t have happened to a better guy or franchise
June 20th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
My guess is that Rory will be upgrading in the girlfriend departament soon. Humanized.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Fuck yes, this is awesome. This is truly living the good life.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I feel like he could do better than that chick, no?
June 20th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Like a good Irishman I’m willing to bet he slept 4 hours, woke up with a hangover, ate a greasy breakfast and went back out to the links.
/hates how easily I get hangovers these days…
June 20th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Never understood women’s obsession with shoes. The only time I notice them is if she’s still wearing them when her legs are slung over my shoulders.
/Tiger’d
June 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Maybe he’s a boob guy.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
“I hit a little white ball around a field sometimes.”
Fuck it, I’ll root for this guy.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Her pasty whiteness probably helps him fight off homesickness too.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I feel like he could do better than that chick, no?
Because of the mad cash he’s raking in? Probably. Not because of his looks though. He looks like he’s an extra in the Lord of the Rings movies, doesn’t he?
June 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I’m oh so sorry my little hobbit.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Interesting- his gf is only 18, but hes been dating her for years…
June 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I’m oh so sorry my little hobbit.
I like how short jokes are making a comeback.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Perhaps she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
No.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Interesting- his gf is only 18, but hes been dating her for years…
Well, maybe he didn’t get a hole in-one until this year. Ya never know.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Yeah I’d turn down a hot chick with big boobs.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Some time around 1am this morning Rory McIlroy tweeted a photo of himself enjoying what I’m guessing was a prolonged “sip” from his 2011 US Open trophy.
I can’t believe he had to wait until 1am! It is those stupid Blue Laws again. They are ruining everything about sport.
/Duffy.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Perhaps she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
My favorite line from that movie.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
No.
Yes he does. Nobody denies this. Aside from you, CJ.
June 20th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
The old creepy golf men love her though, CJ,
June 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
pujols out 4-6 wks.
duckworth’d?
June 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
For as well endowed as she is up top, her legs are kinda skinny. Usually with cans like that, you’re getting some nice hamhocks capable of crushing your torso.
Not that I’m complaining, or that Rory should be either. She’s hot.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
pujols out 4-6 wks.
duckworth’d?
Yep… SC’s Linkage.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
zambrano on now
June 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
But, do you guys think she let rory go space docking last night.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I am not seeing big boobs here
Just not a fair of the short hair
June 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
sc, ireferenced mcnally’s in st. chuck earlier. did you frequent?
June 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Thurman Murman.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
fair = fan
June 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I am not seeing big boobs here
Just not a fair of the short hair
She’s probably wearing a sports bra in that picture. Also, they look very nice.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Really hoping he recreates his last trip to The Cell and gets in a dugout fight tonight
June 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I bet she gives great helmet.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Not exactly mosquito bites, either. She got dealt a fair hand.
No.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
It is those stupid Blue Laws again.
I’m outraged.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Agreed on both.
What we have here is yet another case of female-on-female hate.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Her boobs are pretty big: http://simg.sportsbybrooks.com/1/6/16edd8ede77704c85d875e66ad66ae5b_rorymcilroygirlfriendphotos3.jpg
June 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG.
/stoma
June 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
oh jealousy
June 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Yup. I bet she even lets you play through on the back nine.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Her boobs are pretty big: http://simg.sportsbybrooks.com/1/6/16edd8ede77704c85d875e66ad66ae5b_rorymcilroygirlfriendphotos3.jpg
God bless you sir.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
My Tim Ryan, you are correct. I was not seeing the right photos. She is fairly well endowed. Still think she was cuter with longer hair.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
after a good 15 seconds of research, i agree with your analysis.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
pujols out 4-6 wks.
The key thing about this story is that it opens a spot for another 1B on the All-Star team.
/ESPN Insider’d
June 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I definitely agree with that.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Short hair, in pretty much all cases, is going to make you look like a dyke more often than not.
Also, if you have curly hair, do me a favor and just go with it.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Still think she was cuter with longer hair.
I definitely agree with that.
For the most part… most girls are.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
/team doesn’t usually like short hair on women
June 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
she’d look better with her shirt off.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Short hair, in pretty much all cases, is going to make you look like a dyke more often than not.
Also, if you have curly hair, do me a favor and just go with it.
High five on the first part… disagree on the second… if you’ve got a Jew-Fro/birds nest going on up there you need to tame that shit.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Then how do you explain your pube straightener?
June 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Nothing worse than course straight-ish hair that wants to be curly..
June 20th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Nothing worse than course straight-ish hair that wants to be curly..
Don’t go telling that to black women.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6680714
May be a Duckworth, but…
Lost marketing? Reputation? This is the first time I’d ever heard of the guy. It doesn’t seem like he had much of a foothold in either department…
June 20th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Andrew Miller today, CJ. Over/under on walks in the first 4 innings?
June 20th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
WWOS, you watching Miller pitch tonight? I’ll be out unfortunately.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
My Tim Ryan, you are correct. I was not seeing the right photos. She is fairly well endowed.
Is she well endowed, or are those a result of man’s achievement in science? That pic that TSH linked too kind makes me lean towards the latter.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Because I can’t put my hair up in scrunchi down there. I try to make sure my dick doesn’t look like it’s coming out of a doily as least often as possible.
I’m personally a fan of curly hair (on her head) when it’s put up. Straight hair is preferred, but if you have curly hair and it’s going to take you 90 minutes longer than normal to get ready when we go out because you want to straighten it… well, fuck that noise. I’m already waiting long enough for you.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Jinx.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Have fun with Andrew Miller, Red Sox. The Tigers fleeced the Marlins on that deal.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I think I screwed up my double negative. But you understand that I don’t want my penis looking like a table ornament, right? OK. Glad we straightened that out.
/pun intended
June 20th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I doubt I’ll even get to watch. Monday is a group run I’ve been trying to do every week. I’m about 100 miles behind last year, so I can’t keep skipping…
June 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Wait.. am I understanding correctly… that SC straightens his pubes? WHAT. THE. FUCK.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Wow, Jinx indeed, CJ.
When he’s our fifth starter, with top of the draft stuff, I’ll take my chances. I don’t think his location is fixed entirely, but I certainly would give him a long look for the DiceK spot in 2012.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I bet she’s an animal in the sack, even sober.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
because she looks batshit crazy
June 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
zambrano on now
Really hoping he recreates his last trip to The Cell and gets in a dugout fight tonight
got pretty frosty when mcneil was asking about the anger mgmt/notebook topic
June 20th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Comment of the year.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
It is difficult to braid when it is curly.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Not all of us can have our yardwork be up to Weiner’s standards. At least I think it was you that enjoyed what you saw there.
But no, I’d prefer to keep an electrical appliance that creates heat as far away from my crotch as possible. I know it’s my dick. I don’t need to brand it.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I use Soul Glo
June 20th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
As opposed to the penis straightener
June 20th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
sc, anytime i wonder if i’m a little out there with my comments i think of you.
/i respect the bravery
June 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
i like making my man region look like an eel fighting a sea urchin. lots of aqua net down there.
June 20th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
I use Soul Glo
so silky smooth
June 20th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
man region = anywhere i am
June 20th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
+1 string ray
June 20th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
It is difficult to braid when it is curly.
/khal drogo’d
June 20th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
at least Miller is facing the Padres. Not exactly a tough lineup.