Kate Upton’s Booty Wins Friday
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February 18th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Two asses like that makes me wanna cry.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Best post ever?
February 18th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Mine eyes have seen the glory.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Good work. Next time bring an slr with you though.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
Mens have started wars over those kinds of booties.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:35 PM
i’m speechless.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Kinda liking the other girl more.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
http://www.thebiglead.com ends the week on a high note after a weird week. Well done, TSH.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
Kinda liking the other girl more.
I used to fuck her in prep school.
/Cassino’d
//Beating memes into the ground since 2006!!!
February 18th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
fantastic.
Why can’t we get more of this?
Screw TBL’S Jets posts.
Just put up hot chicks.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Asstacular!
February 18th, 2011 at 5:40 PM
Upton even has the eyes that say “come bend me over and spank me hard”
February 18th, 2011 at 5:41 PM
Yes, Absolutely Fuck Yes
February 18th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Nice!
I wonder how single Jersey would feel about this post.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Screw TBL’S Jets posts.
And we now know one of the dozen on the bad list.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
We need to find out who the other ass is
February 18th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
More from Miss Kate…
February 18th, 2011 at 5:49 PM
awww yea, This is a post for a Friday.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:51 PM
Yes this is very important.
February 18th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
The ability to zoom in close on her ass is reason enough to buy an ipad
February 18th, 2011 at 5:59 PM
and that’s why i’m ass, boobs, legs
/yesterday’s megathread’d
February 18th, 2011 at 6:03 PM
good lord. They both have a …GREAT ASS!
/Pacino
//butt seriously a nice booty >>> a nice pair of tatties
///luckily my gurl has both
////right texans?
February 18th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
Sights don’t get much better than that. That’s the dream right there.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:05 PM
the one on the right is the best..it’s just sitting there all firm and plump waiting for me to bite it. upton is sticking hers out but it is still a great ass
February 18th, 2011 at 6:08 PM
God Bless those temptresses
February 18th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/2217415826.html
February 18th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
New phenomenon.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:31 PM
Just not fair. Dear God!
February 18th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
It’s not even close to a thong. You must get hot over granny panties.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
I’ve only seen her titties, mrejr
February 18th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
Michaele needs some dick
February 18th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Shut up, michaele.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
We need to find out who the other ass is
I think it’s Alyssa Miller.
/NSFW
February 18th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Screw TBL’S Jets posts.
And we now know one of the dozen on the bad list.
Couldn’t be. TBL doesn’t know who he is.
/Twitter
February 18th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
As for michaele and his apparent distaste for great photography and the wonders that surround us in this world – I do like this type of underwear on girls better than a thong.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
I’ve missed so much today because I’ve been stuck actually doing work at the office (wtf, right?) but it seems like it was a pretty great day all around on this site
February 18th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
I pledge allegiance…….
I love you America
February 18th, 2011 at 6:52 PM
word son
February 18th, 2011 at 6:54 PM
So, I’ve been telling people they should choose TBL over Deadspin for their sports news site, partially because there’s no smut or porn here.
Oops.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
You get in that ass Larry! You immedietly get in that ass. You open that asshole up and you pull that asshole open, step inside, and spray paint “Larry Was Here”. Fuck her whole asshole up. Eat snicker bars, throw the wrapper on the ground. Then step out her ass – and you leave that asshole wide open so that motherfucker knows you been there.
February 18th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
fag
/the only proper response to that comment in my book
February 18th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Awesome. My favorite part of that is Larry reiterating everything. “Eat Snickers! Throw garbage! Leave garbage!”
February 18th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Son of a bitch.
February 18th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
And my Friday is now complete.
February 18th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
http://www.hark.com/clips/ftdfnskbzg-anchorman-bbq-butt
February 18th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Michaele clearly plays Contra in the nude
February 18th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
I didn’t know Senator Jersey had a production company in Arkansas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2KtzWvoYCw
Regarding the picture…Uh…Uh…Uh…TITTIES AND ASS!!!!! HOORAH!
February 18th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
I used to fuck her in prep school.
/Cassino’d
//Beating memes into the ground since 2006!!!
See, I’ve been combining or mixing up the “Coop’d” and “Cassino’d” memes for months now.
/The more you know’d
February 18th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Anyone else going to bother watching the NBA Celebrity Game? Beiber is playing, so this may cause me to switch the channel sometimes.
February 18th, 2011 at 7:30 PM
Ha! to mixing up Coop & Cassino memes. I’m not clowning those are just funny ones to mix up
February 18th, 2011 at 7:45 PM
BOING
February 18th, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Ha! MikeNYC put this picture up on twitter with a NSFWish tag. Conservative to the core, I suppose.
February 18th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
I was watching it hoping Simmons and Kimmel would be miked. They aren’t. When they asked Bill Walton to come over to the green screen area and start acting, I turned off the TV.
February 18th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
Whatever she’s just your average run of the mill gutterslut
/AM roundup’d
February 18th, 2011 at 7:59 PM
BTW, THAT is why I’m an ass-man.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:05 PM
Making sure iChat is off…
February 18th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
ESPN is getting in its own way. Turns out Bieber isn’t half bad. He has a little Nash in him.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:08 PM
Bieber can handle the rock, I gotta give that to him.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
Yeah, everything that ISN’T the game for the celeb game is an utter toxic tire fire.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:17 PM
someone pick my jaw up off the floor…my hands are busy.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:18 PM
Typical Kardashian. High sense of entitlement with no actual accomplishments to warrant it.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:23 PM
Do you remember last year? They had players try to pick up a rope and lasso a cow. Awful.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Typical Kardashian. High sense of entitlement with no actual accomplishments to warrant it.
+$65 million a year
February 18th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
If Kate Upton was 17 that would be so much hotter.
/points to sky, whispers bsanders name.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:27 PM
Do you remember last year? They had players try to pick up a rope and lasso a cow. Awful.
Don’t remember it at all. Barely paid attention. Must’ve scrubbed it from my brain.
/Scotchy, scotchy, scotch!
February 18th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
I think Bieber took off his Like Mike sneakers at halftime.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:33 PM
I’d pay 65 million to lick Kim’s butt.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:35 PM
id pay $65,000,001.
/price is right’d
February 18th, 2011 at 8:36 PM
$1!
February 18th, 2011 at 8:38 PM
/fapfapfapfapfap
February 18th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
Oh, now EVERYONES an ass-licker, huh?
/2$
February 18th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
I’d pay 65 million to lick Kim’s butt.
Reminds me of two common jokes my brother-in-law used to say:
“I’d eat the (insert food) from (insert hot celebrity)’s shit just because it came out of her ass!”
AND
“I’d drag my nuts over a mile of broken glass to hit that!”
February 18th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
This never gets old.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
I’m guessing that’s overpaying
February 18th, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Oh poor fuckin Eric Gordon.
February 18th, 2011 at 8:48 PM
BIEBER ON A BITCH
February 18th, 2011 at 8:49 PM
Kim k is disgusting
February 18th, 2011 at 8:52 PM
I can’t stop scrolling back to the top picture. Unreal. I wish I could purchase one of them
February 18th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
/cassino’d
February 18th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
How can you say no to that tail?
February 18th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Take all that shit off and shes gross
February 18th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Kim k is disgusting
GTFO.
I can’t stop scrolling back to the top picture. Unreal. I wish I could purchase one of them
8×10 or wallet size?
/See what I did there?
February 18th, 2011 at 9:14 PM
I’m not a blonde lover, but I’d fuck the left one over the right. Much plumpier of an ass.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
Lil help fellas:
I am looking at the AM Roundup, and there is a link titled ‘This is what HIV looks like’. And the hyperlink goes to Nat’l Geographic. Am I going to puke if I visit this site? I really don’t mind gore, but this sounds like major nightmare fuel.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
And Kim K is fucking sexy.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:17 PM
No. It’s an actual 3D model of the actual virus. Not gross at all. Pretty interesting.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Ranking preferences in general (not that anyone asked): Brunettes/dark haired girls, Redheads, Blondes.
/ April Bowlby is probably the only redhead I like
February 18th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
It looks like a black cheese ball with a mouth IN 3-D
February 18th, 2011 at 9:22 PM
Karma wins. Flawless victory.
And I’m more than a little insulted I wasn’t part of the Kobe Love Club you mentioned in an earlier post. Rationality shouldn’t preclude me from membership.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:23 PM
It’s just a picture of Magic Johnson Gonzo.
/low hanging fruit
February 18th, 2011 at 9:27 PM
The picture of Chrissy Teigen at the top of the page may be the worst picture of a beautiful woman anyone has ever taken.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:28 PM
Blake Griffin slamming buckets = Kevin Harlan/Chris Webber on air orgasims.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:31 PM
@Ballz: it ain’t gorey, but it sure is scary.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:37 PM
Jeezus. I was not prepared for this.
I thought I might get a Ty EPL post or a Lisk 3000+ word epic breakdown of the collective bargaining shit.
Instead I get the best ass I’ve ever seen – doubled and learn there is some sort of commenter try out thing @ tbl.
What the fuck happened here today?
February 18th, 2011 at 9:38 PM
Dejuan Blair with a nice one. He knew he could never do that with Popovich around.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:39 PM
Instead I get the best ass I’ve ever seen – doubled and learn there is some sort of commenter try out thing @ tbl.
Wait, what “try out”?
February 18th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Good god. I would take either one in a heartbeat but give me the one on the right if I have to choose.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
Isn’t this where someone says they would drag their dick thru broken ammonia laden glass to touch her heinie?
February 18th, 2011 at 9:42 PM
heldover and herdatious: Read the Jim Gray thread.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:44 PM
I just read the Jim Gray thread. Good stuff. TBL kicked ass.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:46 PM
Isn’t this where someone says they would drag their dick thru broken ammonia laden glass to touch her heinie?
See comment #72
February 18th, 2011 at 9:47 PM
I should have inserted the /sarcasm tag. I read that earlier today and fell out of my chair. TBL on a rampage.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:51 PM
It would be interesting to see who TBL would call in to the principal’s office. Then again, I keep thinking it might be me since I have low commenter self esteem.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:53 PM
Those pics make me want to dive bomb them! This post makes my night
February 18th, 2011 at 9:54 PM
What a shit idea.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:55 PM
I should have inserted the /sarcasm tag. I read that earlier today and fell out of my chair. TBL on a rampage.
Yes. You should have added that tag. I feel like I just watched “The Killing Fields” again…damn.
And God knows I’d get called into the principal’s office next football season when TBL inevitably says something semi-disparaging about Drew Brees.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:56 PM
heldover and herdatious: Read the Jim Gray thread.
What a shit idea.
Do what I’m gonna do: blame Bill Simmons, that stupid jag.
February 18th, 2011 at 9:59 PM
Am I going to complain that you inaccurately describe those panties as a thong?
Ass-bolutely not.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:05 PM
had to come back and look at that pic…
those are two of the most glorious turd-cutters i’ve ever seen
February 18th, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Terrible idea. The commenting section is a huge part of makes this site so much better than Deadspin. If TBL goes through with this, I could see it falling apart.
/Banned for being “negative”
February 18th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Not even a Giants fan, but I’ll probably be booted when Hakeem Nicks finishes as a top 5 WR next season. I won’t be able to keep my mouth shut.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Colts release Sanders
February 18th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
This wasn’t comment 1-5 in this post. You will be safe.
/pours one out for Sparty
February 18th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
WE’VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
February 18th, 2011 at 10:22 PM
booty booty shakin everywhere!
February 18th, 2011 at 10:36 PM
That is true, my bad. We have a growing fleet.
/ Kobe-Lovers UNIIIIITE!
February 18th, 2011 at 10:36 PM
Colts release Sanders
WE’VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!
+1 bowl haircut and orange tuxedo
February 18th, 2011 at 10:37 PM
I think this is my favourite post ever just for the asses.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:38 PM
BTW I didn’t pick the girl on the right because I HATE any type of print underwear. I don’t give a shit how sexy you are – leapord and zebra prints are not hot. Give me lace thongs all day.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Report those compliments to your ass before it get’s so big it forms it’s own website.
/Sparky Polastri’d
February 18th, 2011 at 10:44 PM
For anyone interested – since the NBA ASG is coming up, I reflected back on the 2001 All-Star game on my blog, which IMO, is the best one ever . I watched the game on Youtube recently, and its crazy how out of both East and West rosters, most of the players are either retired, completely burnt out, playing overseas (Iverson, Marbury), or bench players on their last legs. I know its 10 years later, but guys like Spreewell and Big Dog just completely faded.
And somehow Antonio Davis was an All-Star.
/ Worst.selection.ever.
KG had quite some hops back in the day though.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
I wonder where I can get one of those tennis ball air cannons like they had on Americann Gladiators. I gotta do something withmy dogs in the spring.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
It would be interesting to see who TBL would call in to the principal’s office
I was called in a couple months ago. He was cool about it, but I didn’t go in until a day after he had his bi-monthly flare-up about something. He was sane. The dude made low seven figures. Methinks he may have reinvested that money back into FSV. He has been way too high strung since the big pay-off. I love me some TBL, but things have definately changed since the buy out.
February 18th, 2011 at 10:53 PM
Still love it way more than Deadspin.
/ fuck that pretentious “elite commenters only” blog bullshit
February 18th, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Still love it way more than Deadspin.
/ fuck that pretentious “elite commenters only” blog bullshit
This x A LOT
February 18th, 2011 at 11:01 PM
I would never make it to the final 300. I changed my name once and no one knew it was me.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:06 PM
It’s been over a year, and I’ve yet to understand one comment in that place.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
Some would argue that the problem with this site is that it’s become too much about the “elite” commenters or those desperate to be considered elite.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
/ fuck that pretentious “elite commenters only” blog bullshit
true enough. for awhile i read both and still never ‘made the cut’ over there….ME! can you believe it?
I would never make it to the final 300. I changed my name once and no one knew it was me
sheeeet. i’ve changed my name 10 times and folks get pissed every time.
/check avatars, avatards
February 18th, 2011 at 11:08 PM
HELL YES! Break up the Blue Jackets. Just took down the Hawks in Chi-town.
Too bad tomorrow is Saturday. I’d love to piss in SG and SC’s cornflakes tomorrow morning with that win. Huge. HUUUUUUUGE.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:08 PM
anyoen know where to find rookie challenge? just for fun i threw some money on under 253
February 18th, 2011 at 11:09 PM
Some would argue that the problem with this site is that it’s become too much about the “elite” commenters or those desperate to be considered elite.
kida, you gots to come with some examples
February 18th, 2011 at 11:11 PM
Kenny Smith says:
“Melo is one of the top 10 players of this era”
“Orlando is not in the top 4 teams in the East”
I dont watch that much b-ball, but is Kenny Smith on crack?
February 18th, 2011 at 11:11 PM
It was on TNT. Total score: 288.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:12 PM
@Hit700: the final was 148-140.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:12 PM
8 points separate 11 teams from 3rd to 13th in the Western Conference. It’s gonna be a spectacular last 6 weeks of the regular season.
/Who says regular season games don’t mean anything?
February 18th, 2011 at 11:13 PM
I really don’t see “new” commenters trying to be funny. I’ve been here over a year, although I might be considered new, but I never think that. I just throw in a movie/tv show quote, and a random link or two.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:14 PM
You have the same picture all the time, so its not like its hard to tell who you are.
Hmm, how can you tell that someone wants to be considered elite? Personally, as long as I find a good picture for my avatar I’m happy.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:14 PM
I see I picked an interesting day around here. Got all four wisdom teeth out this morning. Been eating pudding and popping codeine all day. Since I’m late to the party but I’ll chime in on TBL’s 300 commenter idea: it’s fucking terrible.
That this place, even with the huge amount of people who have signed up, does not devolve into the idiocy that can be seen in the comment sections of YouTube, the local newspaper website, or espn should show everyone the quality of discussion and contributions by the commentariat. Turning this into deadspin would ruin the quality of discussion and conversation here and turn each comment section into a series of ‘pithy’ one liners lest we become worried about upsetting someone with actual discourse.
That’s all I got. Its time for more painkillers. Night everyone.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:21 PM
@Hit700: the final was 148-140
i think my next name will be…DAMN!
February 18th, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Until then, care to explain your name, Mister Bush?
February 18th, 2011 at 11:23 PM
I’m not sure if it is a good idea business-wise for TBL to limit the commenters. I joined twiter last week because it seems like a lot of people left here and just tweet. Or mostly tweet and just comment here occasionally. I just have to find their twitter names.
I mainly comment at night and lately it is so dead I don’t even bother to check the blog
February 18th, 2011 at 11:24 PM
Turning this into deadspin would ruin the quality of discussion and conversation here and turn each comment section into a series of ‘pithy’ one liners lest we become worried about upsetting someone with actual discourse.
i think a theme in my life has been to say Fuck You to anyone who makes people jump through hoops to ‘qualify’. deadspin, fraternities, and even religion. i imagine myself at the pearly gates after the third question from st. pete, saying, ‘you know what, fuck it’ and jumping off a cloud
February 18th, 2011 at 11:24 PM
Been this way for weeks now.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:27 PM
Until then, care to explain your name, Mister Bush?
gonzo, ye of a pearl jam tat (like me), yer the first to ask in two weeks. it was my baseball stats as a catcher/pitcher when i was 11 or 12. i figgered i’ll try my best to keep the name all baseball season. but there are so many names i want to change to. will be like an addict in recovery
do me a favor: go try to open a non-pdf story on my site, let me know if it goes well
February 18th, 2011 at 11:28 PM
1 – depends upon the era, are we going 96 to present or 2000 to present? If 96, then I’d say Kobe (team Kobe), LeBron, Duncan, Iverson, Wade, Howard, Pierce, Garnett, Durant, Shaq, Paul are all better.
2 – Orlando is the 4th best team, Boston, Miami and Chicago are better. Knicks are not top 4.
So to answer the question, he’s smoking more than crack.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:28 PM
Bueller -
My name is the same. I have a lot of the usual suspects in my follow group…
February 18th, 2011 at 11:30 PM
How do you know about my tattoo? I just put up new curtains on my bathroom window.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:31 PM
You have the same picture all the time, so its not like its hard to tell who you are
i know that corn, and you know that, but a few AM RUs ago, i had three or four mopes harassing me about it. saying if i wanted to be taken seriously (!) i shouldn;t change names so much. like i do it for anyone else but me. it’s fun for me, is there a better reason?
it’s funny how one of them treated me like shit until they realized who i was, then was cool about it. like newbs should be abused just for being newbs. anyway, i won because jersey said people like interacting with me and i told them to ‘lather my sack with yer uptight saliva!’
February 18th, 2011 at 11:32 PM
The lack of participation in TBLAD has been concerning. Top 5 favorite albums GO!!!!
1. Pearl Jam – Ten
2. Metallica – Ride the Lightning
3. Soundgarden – Badmotorfinger
4. Megadeth – Rust in Peace
5. Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:34 PM
gonz, we discussed it a long time ago, like more than a year. i have the little crazy-lloking guy spreadeagled over the word ALIVE, from the first album. got it in 1992 on venice beach
bueller, i’m @bushmush, tho don;t get yer hopes up for hilarity or even consistency
February 18th, 2011 at 11:34 PM
It’s kind of funny that all this uproar about limiting commenters was sparked because Simmons was supposedly doing it, but it turned out to be erroneous reporting and Simmons says he isn’t doing it.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:36 PM
You know awesome Ten is? Evenflow might be my least fav song in the CD, and I love Evenflow.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:36 PM
Vez/roastbeast/whatever the hell your name is now, this is exactly what I’m getting at. Who cares if someone is new, old, etc. IMO, too many of the “elite” commenters feel that they are owed some form of homage before they will accept a noob.
Just a guess, but perhaps some of the 10,000 who are registered but don’t comment don’t have the time or interest to impress the guys who are on here 24/7 and therefore opt to remain silent. At least, that’s the case for me.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:38 PM
Thanks Wally – yeah I’m following you and I’ve gotten most of the people I from the tweets @ other TBL commenters. I’ll check through your list when you tweet – usually during the college BB games is a good time to find people.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:39 PM
Happy to oblige my cross state mantis brother
1. Revolver – the Beatles (I know spencer will flip a shit)
2. Led Zeppelin II – Led Zeppelin
3. Ten – Pearl Jam (also agree on the Evenflow part)
4. the Joshua Tree – U2
5. Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen
February 18th, 2011 at 11:40 PM
i get that kida, but there is a lot of fun to be had by interacting/commenting, and to let ‘elitist’ commenters keep you from commenting is letting them win. be confident, and ready to say fuck you
i like roastbeast best, but just as I would have 12 more kids just to name them, i have many more names on the tip of my fingers itching to annoy
February 18th, 2011 at 11:40 PM
I’ve rarely been here in the past year. And I cant even remember what happened last weekend (drugs are bad, fellas).
February 18th, 2011 at 11:45 PM
I don’t purposely mean to be That Guy, as in the type that bases their taste on the motto “the more obscure the [whatever], the cooler the person!” but…
Arcturus – Le Masquerade Infernale
Swans – White Light From the Mouth of Infinity
Mr. Bungle – Disco Volante
Siouxsie and the Banshees – Tinderbox
Carcass – Necroticism
February 18th, 2011 at 11:46 PM
mantii, i bleev i was at that show in the evenflow vid. metro, chicago, 1991. soso cool. my first mosh experience
anyway, top 5 is so tough, mainly because i’m a bunch older than you so i have more to sift through
van halen–van halen
metallica-garage days ep
reo speedwagon– live, you get what you play for
matthew sweet- girlfriend
dismemberment plan– change
supergrass- in it for the money (with bonus cd)
damn you for making it 5
February 18th, 2011 at 11:46 PM
/vomits on your flyers jersey
//will never forgive them ever since one fan peed on my leg during the 09 playoffs at the Lions Den in PSU
February 18th, 2011 at 11:46 PM
1. Pearl Jam – Ten
2. Metallica – Ride the Lightning
3. Soundgarden – Badmotorfinger
4. Megadeth – Rust in Peace
5. Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back.
I’d have a different order and albums, but you and I would get along well together.
Also, this has got to be the loosest, free wheeling commenting section around. TBL posted a stupid auto-tune clip yesterday and got busted up. It happens. He takes a lot of shit and keeps a level head. Every now and again, he’s going to lose it. I wouldn’t be able to take the constant harping. And now he is a millionaire. Just let him chill out over the weekend and he’ll be back in his normal head.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:46 PM
shit, i forgot the chronic
/otherwise known as the bionic
February 18th, 2011 at 11:46 PM
Top 5 albums (Non Pearl Jam Division)
GnR – Use Your Illusions I & II
Days of the New – The Green Album
System of a Down – Mezmerize
Alice in Chains – Unplugged
Godsmack – Godsmack
February 18th, 2011 at 11:47 PM
matthew sweet- girlfriend
I’ll put the first five songs of that album up against any other. Awesome.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:48 PM
Been there, done that. However, if a noob tries to stick up for himself or give the shit right back, it just doesn’t fly. You will have a bunch of commenters jump all over you and your name will be mud.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:48 PM
shit, i forgot AIC’s Dirt
February 18th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Hey it’s the Lions Den, do you expect anything better? And I don’t own a Flyers jersey, just 3 Phillies practice t-shirts and 2 Eagles jerseys.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
kc resident i was just telling corn about you
February 18th, 2011 at 11:50 PM
Anybody else watching Couture’s kid fight on Strikeforce? He’s ‘meh’ so far – the guy he’s fighting is kind of a stiff. The “Tarzan” guy in the first fight was badass.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:51 PM
Radiohead – The Bends
Smashing Pumpkins – Gish
A Tribe Called Quest – Low End Theory
REM – Eponymous
Beastie Boys – Check Your Head
February 18th, 2011 at 11:51 PM
and, weeze, bring that obscurity. i bet i have some of what yer cooking. throw out some more. i have heard of all but arcturus on yer list. wife has some bansheees
February 18th, 2011 at 11:51 PM
Also, if we are doing the Top 5 albums of the 90s (as oppposed to all time), Ice Cube’s The Predator is a lock.
kc resident i was just telling corn about you
No clue, dude. I’m tired on cold medicine thinking about listenting to O’Shea Jackson. Details, please.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:53 PM
Oh man, that was my place and it was a 20 min walk from my apartment. $2 double long island iced teas DESTROYED me every other weekend.
/team are U hungry
February 18th, 2011 at 11:53 PM
As for hip hop albums:
Dre – the Chronic
the Roots – Iladelph Halflife
Eminem – Marshall Mathers LP
2Pac – All Eyez on Me
Jay-Z – the Blue Album
February 18th, 2011 at 11:54 PM
alright kida. i almost put check yer head on mine, and The bends is one of my faves. i like rem’s fables best of theirs. got some tribe on a mix tape. only pumpkins i have is on singles. but that pj metro show i saw, some of the pumpkins came up onstage at the end. corgan and iha IIRC
February 18th, 2011 at 11:54 PM
I liked that bar, but hated hanging out at that place on Fri/Sat nights when I was in school. Nothing but asshole frat guys
February 18th, 2011 at 11:54 PM
Didn’t go to Penn State, but all of my friends did along with my Dad and his brother, so I was up there every other weekend through college. Was at Lions Den alot between ’00-’04
February 18th, 2011 at 11:55 PM
I’m one of those Metallica fans that lives in the 80s. But I love their Garage, Inc album. How can you not like So what?
February 18th, 2011 at 11:56 PM
What the fuck happened here today? A commenter limit is a terrible idea.
Where are you getting new ideas? Who chooses those accepted? Yea sure some people may be annoying to you, but they offer (more often than not) great points in discussions that THOUSANDS of others see. It’s a fact that’s been spread by word of mouth and websites alike that this site has the most informed and engaging comment section of all the big websites. Knowing that, you want to stifle that community? As Stark said in the Grey thread, a lot of the commenter traffic you have in here is from when Deadspin decided they wanted to be an “elite” commenting site. Now who the fuck reads Deadspin unless they’re in the news? No one. People want to have their voices heard, and the best way to do that is to allow EVERYONE equal footing. If we’re going to start putting stars next to names, bumping up comments or just plain banning all those we don’t deem “worthy” of posting here well then this site is fucked.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:56 PM
kc, i love The predator. bend over and spread yer buttcheeks
i was telling corn about how you and a couple others were harassing me over name changes the other morning. and how you were mean to me until you found out it was me. not to rehash the damn thing, just what i was referring to
February 18th, 2011 at 11:57 PM
Nickel night at The Saloon every Tuesday was money. Amazing I never got hit by a car trying to walk home.
February 18th, 2011 at 11:59 PM
As for hip hop albums:
Dre – the Chronic
the Roots – Iladelph Halflife
Eminem – Marshall Mathers LP
2Pac – All Eyez on Me
Jay-Z – the Blue Album
i don’t have a ton of experience, but The predator, Chronic, snoop’s first, Camp lo’s uptown saturday night, and Above The Rim soundtrack, and outkast’s aquemini and busta rhymes when disaster strikes are in my collection and well-liked
/mother bitches i blow you!!
February 18th, 2011 at 11:59 PM
My favorites were Pitcher Wars at The Brewery on Tuesday nights ($1.50 per pitcher – I’d be trashed on $5) and Happy Hour at the Cafe on Friday night. $2 long islands and I’d be trashed by 8 pm
February 18th, 2011 at 11:59 PM
ANd my name is right there. The G is for Gallagher. I’m here all the time. I’ve been here since 2007 or so. I still read the site all the time, but if I see that people I know and have grown to become internet friends (some I’ve actually met in life and have become close to) then I’m not even gonna read the posts anymore. I know I’m just one person but I know for a fact I speak for a lot more.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:00 AM
Where are you getting new ideas? GSG
TBL is just pissy. Let him sleep it off. He does this once a month.
Hit700 – Once again, a thousand apologies. I had no clue who you were a that time. And I wasn’t mean, I was a fucking canibal. Anyhow, that is my issue with random changing names. The context of posts come out weird. Also, our avatars are so small I can’t really see what any of them are.
In short, no worries. Sorry about the mashup.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:00 AM
If anyone has Cinemax – there are naked women milking a cow right now.
/strangely entertained – the blonde is smoking
February 19th, 2011 at 12:01 AM
186 is a respectable TBLAD fellas. i think it’ll come back. i don;t remember the average back in the heyday, but with late-night baseball coming and ncaa tourney and nba playoffs and draft, plus i see some daytime guys here tonight i haven’t seen here for awhile
s’all good
February 19th, 2011 at 12:03 AM
kc, no sorries needed. i hope we clash again, so we can make up again. kisses
gsg, i want to be close to you. you almost slept at my house. tonight was supposed to be yer date with SC, and you’d have celebrated in his chewbacca-hair face
February 19th, 2011 at 12:03 AM
Nas – Illmatic
Prince – Sign O’ The Times
Nine Inch Nails – Downward Spiral
Eric B Rakim – Paid In Full
Massive Attack – Blue Lines
February 19th, 2011 at 12:03 AM
leaving work. will weigh in on the album discussion then. not sure why i had to type this. (shakes head)
February 19th, 2011 at 12:04 AM
kc, no sorries needed. i hope we clash again, so we can make up again. kisses Hit700
Make-up sex is the best sex.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:04 AM
Loved The Brewery, but all my friends in school were the hip hop type, and hated the place. Always ended up at Indigo every weekend, fuck that club.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:05 AM
How can you not like So what?
it’s ok, but the gap to me between the original garage days and the re-visited is yoooge. that first one was a rager, trying out newsted on bass to replace cliff
/bass solo, take one
February 19th, 2011 at 12:05 AM
ut if I see that people I know and have grown to become internet friends (some I’ve actually met in life and have become close to)
/fag
February 19th, 2011 at 12:05 AM
Saw that last night. Skinomax puts up their new stuff one day early on demand. Thank you Verizon Fios.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:07 AM
hahaha, if I went to the game with SC, he would have strangled me to death. He’s a mean drunk.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:07 AM
/writes nasty message on Gonzo’s FB wall
February 19th, 2011 at 12:08 AM
I love Cliff, but I’m also on team newsted. They just never gave him the respect because he was the replacement. I’m still waiting for the remastered version of …and Justice For All, with actual bass.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:09 AM
ANd my name is right there. The G is for Gallagher.
substitute teacher: and you, the one in the back with the (can’t remember now), what do you want to be when you grow up
gsg: i wanna be a mothafucking hustler. ya bettah aks somebody
February 19th, 2011 at 12:09 AM
Shatner bringing the motherfucking shit.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:10 AM
Hey weeze, how did the job situation go?
February 19th, 2011 at 12:11 AM
/writes nasty message on Gonzo’s FB wall
HUMANIZED!
February 19th, 2011 at 12:11 AM
I’m still waiting for the remastered version of …and Justice For All, with actual bass
what?! make me know more
February 19th, 2011 at 12:12 AM
John G -
Did you watch the CBJ tonight? The bomb, I say! Absolutely THE BOMB. The next 6 weeks are going to be ridiculous. Every game is a playoff game.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:13 AM
gonzo, and others, if you want, do me a favor and tell me if you have any problems opening a non-pdf link in the ‘writings’ section of my site
please, trying to see if there is enough of a problem to retrofit all to pdf
February 19th, 2011 at 12:14 AM
anyone ever try a Mad Hatter beer? had some tonight. was, uh, complex
February 19th, 2011 at 12:15 AM
We’re still being held hostage until next Friday, which is the latest we’re due to find out our fate. It’s hilarious, our company could not have possibly handled this situation worse. Nobody has done a damn thing all week. I had two fingers of Michael Collins single malt for lunch today.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:15 AM
It’s well known they hazed Newsted by turing the bass down for that album. Ulrich and Hetfield tormented him his first couple years in the band.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:16 AM
Wally – Yea man, I watched a little of it. I had to go out for a while and when I left it was 2-1 Hawks. Come back and it’s 3-2 Blue Jackets. I was sooooo pissed I missed the goals haha. Don’t we need to get like 16 wins or something? Going to be really tough.
I went to the Sharks game last week and left there feeling like shit. Now I’m going to the Predators game on Tuesday and I’m pumped!
February 19th, 2011 at 12:17 AM
How can you put the Illusion albums on that list? GnR is my favorite band ever and you will never find a bigger fan of theirs than me, but there are songs on those albums that even I do not listen to or consider to be very good. Those albums are way too hit or miss- for every You Could Be Mine or Locomotive there is a My World or the one that Duff sings. Appetite is way better than the Illusion albums.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:24 AM
I have to agree with that. I’m a GNR apologist to the end – they’re part of my earliest childhood memories, and I read Slash’s biography cover to cover. But those two albums are more filler than substance.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:25 AM
Did you see the documentary Some Kind Of Monster? Jason comes off really bad and pissy in it, and in some ways as a very bizarre person. He actually wanted to come back before they hired Trujillo, but they did not want him back.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:25 AM
Tough to know. 8 pts separates 11 teams from 3rd to 13th. Any team gets cold is gone. Every game is a playoff game. I’d like to think that 92 will do it, but that’s still 14 wins.
Need the Eastern teams to get hot against the competition and for Colorado to get off the pot and win some games too.
Brassard being out for a few weeks will probably kill them, but the others have stepped up in the last couple games.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:27 AM
If they just did one album with all the best songs from both it would of been one of the best rock albums in the past 25 years. In fact, I would also argue that Chinese Democracy is a better album than at least the first Illusion album.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:28 AM
Never did see it, but I’ve always wanted to. I know that movie didn’t make any of those guys look good, but I still want to check it out.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:29 AM
It’s well known
well, yeah, i knew THAT
/so alone
//why won’t you let me in?!
///early southpark’d
February 19th, 2011 at 12:29 AM
There is that show on Skinemax, Lingerie that is pretty good. The red head on it is smoking.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:31 AM
Well, kind of. Half the album would’ve consisted of November Rain and Estranged, which would’ve been slightly over the top. But I get what you’re saying.
“Some Kind of Monster” is definitely worth seeing, if only to see that douchebag Dave Mustaine cry like a little girl.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:32 AM
How can you put the Illusion albums on that list?
immigrants and faggots, that’s right
February 19th, 2011 at 12:35 AM
I got into rock n roll at a late age, after high school. Use Your Illusion was one of the first CDs I bought. And the first full GNR cd that I listened to.
And all that back story really doesnt mean shit, because I just love those albums.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:35 AM
James actually comes off really well because it focuses on him recovering after coming out of rehab, because thats what the movie is really about more than the band falling apart. Jason is actually in it even though he left the band after they started shooting it. He comes off as a bigger dick than Lars at certain points.
VH1 also has a documentary about Lemmy that they are showing in rotation that is also really good and worth checking out if you are into that kind of music. Watched it the other day.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:36 AM
still waiting for that obscurity weeze.
prinzhorn dance school?
OOiOO?
Danko Jones?
The Whigs?
Jake Brennan and the Confidence Men?
Girls Against Boys?
Battles?
Kansas?
February 19th, 2011 at 12:39 AM
cmon you jagamuffins, try to open an article and let me know if it was smooth
February 19th, 2011 at 12:43 AM
OOiOO I’ve seen live, as well as Boredoms. Some of my favorite shows ever. Battles “Mirrored” is kinda cool, that’s the only other thing that I have that you’ve mentioned.
Recent obscure crap I’ve enjoyed: Wrath and Rapture, Vulture Industries, Anubi, Foetus (his latest “Hide” is great), Sigh and Severed Heads.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:43 AM
Pre-1980s
1. “Who’s Next,” The Who
2. “Rubber Soul,” The Beatles
3. “IV,” Led Zepplin
4. “Pet Sounds,” Beach Boys
5. “Velvet Underground and Nico,” Velvet Underground
Post-1980s
1. “Stop Making Sense,” Talking Heads
2. “Automatic For The People,” REM
3. “Ten,” Pearl Jam
4. “Satellite Rides,” Old 97s
5. “Grace,” Jeff Buckley
February 19th, 2011 at 12:43 AM
@700BUSH: Non-pdf files open as docx files. Then they open in a WORD format. It pretty much fine.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:43 AM
Whatever floats your boat. Its better than The Spaghetti Incident at least. Crash Diet, that’s a really good demo they recorded once that you can find online thats really worth a listen.
Axl also has 2 more albums of completed material sitting around waiting to be released as well and he says that he’s not in a rush to get it out, so another 10 years before the next one if we are lucky.
Axl and Slash are so opposite to each other that sometimes im surprised that they even got around to putting out as much as they did.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:44 AM
My least favorite? The bathrooms in the Skeller on Case Day.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:45 AM
How can you put the Illusion albums on that list?
immigrants and faggots, that’s right
ok, gnr lies
February 19th, 2011 at 12:46 AM
Sound Of White Noise by Anthax, really underrated metal album. One of the only albums I can listen to from start to finish. I think they sound better with Bush as the singer.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:48 AM
And even if you dont like Metallica post black album, S&M is a really good listen.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:49 AM
thanks gonz. wow, weeze, that second group you laid out i only have heard of foetus. still, bet you’d never see an ooioo reference here
held, i forgot about Grace. was at the show for Mystery White Boy concert video. metro, chicago. got in free cuz fiance’s grandpa bartended at wrigleyville tap, and got us on the list. what’s more, we got a signed cd because jeff and his band stopped in for a drink and grandpa told him about us. we broke up, but i made sure i got the cd
February 19th, 2011 at 12:51 AM
FUCK SKELLER. I saw a poll of the top 50 college bars, and that made the top 20. Made me want to vomit. That’s the place to go when your over 35 and enjoy’s watching boring baseball.
/ducks
February 19th, 2011 at 12:52 AM
I think they sound better with Bush as the singer.
well, i am the most interesting man in the world
February 19th, 2011 at 12:52 AM
roast/vezina/hit700: I think you’d dig Sigh “Imaginary Sonicscape” if you can find it online. It’s fucking nuts. And yes, I remember flipping when I saw Spektr mentioned here, so an OOIOO mention is just… wha? huh?
February 19th, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Meanwhile, Warming Glow made fun of a dead baby in Africa and nary a complaint.
February 19th, 2011 at 12:55 AM
weeze, that was me with the spektr! that why you mentioned it? i remember your reaction. i will look for sigh, but why online only? think itunes has it?
/grandpa question i’m sure
February 19th, 2011 at 12:58 AM
huh, no mention of axl’s psychotherapy or any drug problems. am i misremembering?
love this transition:
The albums sold very well initially, but while they had seemed destined to set the pace for the decade to come, that turned out not to be the case at all.
Nirvana’s Nevermind hit number one in early 1992, suddenly making Guns N’ Roses — with all of their pretensions, impressionistic videos, models, and rock star excesses — seem very uncool
February 19th, 2011 at 12:58 AM
Sigh is a Japanese black metal band, they’re probably kinda hard to find in any kind of record store in the states.
February 19th, 2011 at 1:00 AM
Daaaaaamn I missed the Jim Gray thread and had no fucking clue what was going on around here.
Elite Commenters is a terrible idea- TBL just needs to ban the dudes he thinks should be removed, and have decent reasons in case the commentariat starts asking questions. If there’s an “elite” club, I’m quite sure I’ll get disinterested and leave. I don’t really put forth a huge commenting effort from September to March anyway. March Madness and NBA playoffs always get me here for a large majority of my time.
I even missed a bat-signal from Karma for the Kobe-Lovers to unite.
/nice input, 12 hours too late
February 19th, 2011 at 1:01 AM
weeze
February 19th, 2011 at 1:13 AM
See if you can find that on Soulseek or something, it’s worth it. Crazy as hell
February 19th, 2011 at 1:39 AM
@hit700: well played on getting that CD. if getting a jeff buckley autographed CD a “10″ on the proverbial vengeance scale, where would “keeping outkast’s ‘speakerboxx’ double album because you broke up with your girlfriend before valentine’s day and decided to keep the CD rather than give it to her anyway” rank?
February 19th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
+1
February 19th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
fuck kobe
February 19th, 2011 at 9:37 AM
held, you win the vengeance thing. i didn;t keep it to spite her, just made sure it ended up with my things. we had one already, so we each got one and i don’t think it was as important to her. he signed it ‘to kim, love all over you.’
February 19th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
oh, hey spence
February 19th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
how bout that ass^?
February 19th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
how bout it?
February 19th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
good lawd!
December 29th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Still the best ass shot ever.