Jimmer Fredette’s Girlfriend: BYU Cheerleader Whitney Wonnacott
All, Cheerleaders, College Basketball February 10th. 2011, 2:15pm
Jimmer Fredette is supposedly dating BYU cheerleader Whitney Wonnacott, according to Frathouse Sports. Of course he is. The best player in the country – averaging a Division I best 27 ppg for a Top 10 team – has to be dating a cheerleader, right?
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February 10th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Yeah, but how old is she?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Whoa, you can totally see her leg!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
/glares at Whitney
February 10th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
she’l make a great sister wife
February 10th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Stop the presses, back to back Utah posts!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Did she ever get called Whitney Wonnacock?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
you can tell she isn’t wearing her “magic underwear” in the picture on the right
February 10th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Thread. Over. Winner.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Just one girlfriend?
/mormon joke
February 10th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
All the good jokes are taken already.
/kicks rock.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
this post sums up my point in the roundup perfectly…while we all agree that the sanchez story wasn’t a big deal, there is absolutely nothing noteworthy about digging up pics of this chick. and while the sanchez thing is cringe worthy, at least it was creating national news.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Dumb dumb dumb dumb DUUMMMMBBBBBB
/southpark’d
February 10th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
HUMANIZED!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I was waiting for someone else to say this.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Where’s the facebook page? I expect lower journalistic standards from this site
February 10th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
you can tell she isn’t wearing her “magic underwear” in the picture on the right
Hawt
February 10th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
These pics don’t come from paparazzi, do they?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
+ low seven figures
February 10th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
definitely a whipped cream bikini type of girl.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Btw, Huskers desire for more dogs is coming true. Look at the gravatars for comments 14-18.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Yeah, well…
/chloroforms Spence
//drags him to the TBL headquarters basement
///prepares instruments
February 10th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I just watched the end of Nova-Rutgers again (better quality than in earlier post). How in the blue hell can the trail official call that foul when there is no way for him to tell if the Nova player hit the arm (which he didn’t). Holy balls basketball officiating makes no sense.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
The first picture is a bit awkward, but the second picture is off-the charts uncomfortable.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
She’s cute.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
And I don’t think you can compare “This may be one of the more popular cbb player’s gf” with very innocent pictures in a one liner to “THESE TWO HAD SEX, AND SHE IS UNDER 18. SANCHEZ. PREDATOR. MEXICAN. JET QB!”
February 10th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Oh my. That’s 1-15 years if you get caught.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
The first picture is a bit awkward, but the second picture is off-the charts uncomfortable
He’s worried his erection is going to pop out and hit her belly button, which would make them no longer virgins before marriage.
/fairly sure that’s in the Book of Mormon somewhere.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
zoos, heard today: a poll on best oilers not named Gretzky. Messier won by a wide margin. agree, or are you a coffey/fuhr guy?
Vez, Messier for sure. If not him, then Anderson or Kurri. Coffey, on top of being a fantastic player, was a complete dick.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
///prepares instruments
Oh my. That’s 1-15 years if you get caught.
They only make that distinction in Oklahoma.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
I must have missed this, but it may be time I change mine.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
so because the pics are innocent, she gets pics posted of her nationally while the chick who goes to a well known smut blog and begins this whole ordeal gets let off?
i don’t even care about this…im not mad, im not disgusted, outraged or whatever. it just seems that if sanchez weren’t the jets QB, we’d have heard a lot about this story.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Mike Grier
February 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
It came up later yesterday, just as I was leaving work.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
aren’t mormons supposed to withhold from sex til marriage? The sexual frustration in that campus must be thru the roof.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Btw, Huskers desire for more dogs is coming true. Look at the gravatars for comments 14-18.
I must have missed this, but it may be time I change mine.
what the fuck. what’s with all this avatar-changing? chaos!!!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Hell yes.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
I would Jimmer.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
I think that’s only if you change your name. Btw, that was a great argument the other day. haha
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
She hot, Jimmer isn’t the best player in the country
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
It’s the pretense of why the pictures were posted and the motive behind it. I can see a clear distinction over this vs the Sanchez thing. Plus, TBL already told you about the lawyers and stuff. I really don’t think this has anything to do with what team Sanchez plays for.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
/high five
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Honestly, what the hell is this?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
When the fuck did this place become Pets.com? No one wants to see your stupid dogs, now clean that shit off my treelawn.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
creepy
February 10th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
are people really comparing a college cheerleader to an unknown 17-year-old high school junior or senior? really?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Needs more JIMMER!!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
The HuffPo ran something about it. Are their lawyers any more lax than FSV lawyers?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
It’s in the same chapter that says Jesus was a Native American.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
creepy
Brilliant. +1
February 10th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
I don’t think thats the case. It’s more that people swear you aren’t touching this because of your rooting interests.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
lolz
February 10th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Well done Rex, well done indeed.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
awesome.
i think im the only one doing that.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
That’s a big ass Christmas tree.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
+ mid 9 figures
February 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I think that’s only if you change your name. Btw, that was a great argument the other day. haha
i’ still waiting for the +100 for “lather mmy sack with your uptight saliva.”
might as well be you watsonian
February 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
jesus christ, let it go already. If you guys want to discuss sanchez, just go to 100 other sites that are writing about that story. All you people do is bitch and complain.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
It seems like it’s three guys alternating spots on the court, each with their own interpretation of the rules. This in turn leads to inconsitent calls that lead to “make-up” calls and a whole lot of bitching by both sides. An added bonus is when the official with the biggest ego starts over rulling his other refs on calls that shouldn’t be his. Good times..
February 10th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
excellent work.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
/Applauds
February 10th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I thought I did the other night in tblad
February 10th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Fantastic. ANyone else think CRM looks a little like Doug Benson?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Honestly, what the hell is this?
gsg, is that yer dog?
i’d fuck yer dog
February 10th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I think this is actually a fairly civil debate on the TBL ethics. I don’t think this is bitchy at all, really.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
again, that’s not the point.
and get off your high horse while you’re at it.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
The last thing this site needs is another Jets post.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
By the way, the fact that Wall Street blogs are more on top of this is kinda pathetic.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
The Huff Post is a joke. (A $315 million joke, I guess)
it runs garbage like this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/05/what-time-superbowl-start_n_819173.html
The NY Times ran nothing on Sanchez.
Your point?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Ha, see TBL. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
*Claps vigorously*
February 10th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
jesus christ, let it go already. If you guys want to discuss sanchez, just go to 100 other sites that are writing about that story. All you people do is bitch and complain.
You people? Da fuck you mean you people?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
And I’m referencing the Fraudchez story. This cold needs to go away like now.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
By the way, the fact that Wall Street blogs are more on top of this is kinda pathetic
that’s not fair. they know her
February 10th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
If you aren’t aware, the only man-crush CRM has that could rival that of Jimmer is Doug Benson.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
My point was to the comment on how the lawyers advising FSV can’t be that much different than the lawyers advising HuffPo. I think it’s odd that you would get the instruction not to touch this story but they would run with it. What’s the legal quandary you’d face, yet they either won’t or are not concerned about?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
The Benson Interruption is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. I hope Comedy Central brings it back for another season.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Is it bring your pet to blog day?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
I do I do!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Yes
February 10th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
It’s better that way. If everyone was so positive and agreed with each other, all of the comments would be, “epic thread brah”
February 10th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
While I agree that an article about the start time of the SB is stupid, I wouldn’t refer to it as garbage. It’s simply stupid. I’d refer to a post on the divorce of an athlete or a post on some dude’s dong as garbage, but to each his own.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
HA! I was unaware. Nice.
I wouldn’t go that far but I did get a chuckle out of it.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
That’s hilarious. The writer even all but admits that the only reason for the post is SEO.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Fayetteville set an all-time low temperature last night, it was -18. along with that it snowed 16″ at my house yesterday. It is supposed to be 55 on sunday. what the fuck?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
hi, i’m troy mcclure. you might remember me from such dates as last night.
/still awesome
February 10th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
posted yesterday…here’s my old pooch.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Thanks for everything Rex.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Cousin Ron rockin’ the jeggings. sassy.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
I have a feeling if this conversation continues, the banhammer might come out.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
The Huff Post is a joke. (A $315 million joke, I guess)
I will back you up on this TBL. HuffPo is awful. That AOL bought it and is making Huffington in charge of all of their news programming is astounding to me.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Wait, so Jerry Sloan is resigning because Jimmer! stole his girlfriend?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
I don’t see why. There needn’t be name-calling or insults (nor should there be). I think it’s an honest debate about an interesting topic.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
You are very welcome, Stephen Douglas.
/+1 pair of skinny jeans
February 10th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
I have a feeling if this conversation continues, the banhammer might come out.
TBL is sharpening his banhammer as we speak.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
most likely.
i understand it’s a sensitive subject for TBL and that husker and i are coming off as accusatory. but id like to think that TBL realizes that we’re not being inflammatory and asking out of curiosity.
because really, the whole story makes me kinda nauseous.
/sorry for complaining, der kaiser…is there anything else i can do for you, sir?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I think it’s an honest debate about an interesting topic
While I agree with you, we aren’t the one determining what is honest.
/peers around corner
//sees TBL
///runs away
February 10th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I agree with that part. But it will turn into a debate about ethics and then people will start telling TBL what he should be posting and what he shouldn’t be posting. From there, it could get ugly.
/just saying
February 10th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
+ 1000
February 10th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
I peruse the site for links to other stories, but I rarely read any original content. I also think it’s absurd how they don’t pay 90% of the writers. Huffington always decries the “fat cats” and how they screw over the poor, when in fact she’s a fat cat who screws over poor writers.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Psst. The list starts and ends with a Ben Hansbrough for POY post.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
So when the Sanchez chick turns 18, we will get a link to her myspace page, right?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Needs more dickface
February 10th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
i dont see the parallel. this is a fluffy post, no accusations, like a WAG post. the sanchez thing is accusatory
February 10th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I’m still a little confused about the people that want him to write something. I thought everybody agreed yesterday that the Sanchez story wasn’t newsworthy. But today there are some people that are saying TBL isn’t posting just b/c he’s a jets fan. Huh?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I don’t think anyone is telling him what to post. We are simply commenting on what he posts.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
not der kaiser, but a glass of chocolate milk sounds real good right now.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Ok, while you guys are discussing the ethics of a site we merely visit, I’m curious who wants to talk about the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oibdOZaxKc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCdntbwO5c
February 10th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Huh?
We are a scizophrenic commenting community here at TBL.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Oh man. This does sound good. I think 7-Eleven sells Yoohoo. I’m getting me some motherfuckin’ Yoohoo!
February 10th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
an apology followed by an offer of kindness? ugh.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
I concur.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
You need to label these as hockey…unsuspecting Americans shouldn’t be clicking these links.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I thought you wanted chocolate milk?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I agree. It needs more f bombs and name calling.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I like it more when hockey players play hockey
February 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Completely unrelated, but I bought a box of Klondike bars from Sams Club over the weekend and they’re already half gone. It takes all my willpower not to plow through 5 a night.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
yes, you can stop complaining
February 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
You need to label these as hockey…unsuspecting Americans shouldn’t be clicking these links.
You don’t need to be a hockey fan to enjoy the hell out of those links.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Yoohoo is not chocolate milk.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
that post sums up the hUff post: SEO. That’s all they care about.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
The 7-11 on Lincoln and Webster? I swear I’m not stalking you. Just find it odd that you work a block away from where I used to live.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
There were 14 goals in that game. 5 of them in 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Yep. Exactly.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
You’re totally right about that. I think it’s ridiculous. Having said that, if you were told that you could create a McIntyrePost and in 6 years you’d pocket $100 million because of it, I suspect you (and everyone else in the world) would do so.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
so here’s what i did…i got three bottles of chocolate milk, even tho you only asked for a glass. then i tried each one out and took the best sample and poured the rest into the glass while throwing away the others that weren’t as good. it’ll probably be a chocolate milk that’s championship worthy now.
/oversigning’d
and you can freely and ably skip over my comments.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Clear as mud.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
TBL has some personal ethics when it comes to who gets ‘humanized’ for profit. A.J. doesn’t.
Personally, I could do without either post but if I had to choose an approach to support, I’d pick the TBL way every time.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
When has newsworthy been the judge of what does and does not get posted on blogs?
February 10th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
They also solved the Google algorithm for search. Not sure how Arianna did it, but she did.
Yes.
/hires security service
February 10th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
/Standing Ovation
February 10th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
There were 14 goals in that game. 5 of them in 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
It was like watching hockey in the 80′s.
February 10th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
You think the post you’re commenting in is newsworthy?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Sorry. I still go to that neighborhood for MSU football games. 2 MSU bars right there that I know the owners.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
I’d change my name to Huffington Post and my son’s name to Huffington Post, Jr.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Goalie fights sound great when you hear it, but most of the time, they can be quite underwhelming and short
February 10th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
will do. I suggest you do the same with me.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Touche, but at least we got to make a bunch of mormon jokes.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Freebie Alert: I’m dropping tampons into the comments of the next post
February 10th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Girlfriend is an MSU alum… met her at the JBC on Lincoln, Belden and Orchard. I work at the hospital. Still pissed they closed Spicy Pickle.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
damn you spencer.
/that was pretty good.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
That’s one of the bars I frequent on Saturday’s during football season. The other is O’Malleys. Your gf must be good people.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
you might want to shove them im der kaiser’s gushing maw. his flow is heavy as shit right now…we’re going to need a hoover dam with ultra absorbant wings.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
what’s your deal?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Goalie fights sound great when you hear it, but most of the time, they can be quite underwhelming and short
Or, a perceived mismatch can turn into something special.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I didn’t know that it was closed.
/pours one out
February 10th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
don’t be so butt hurt.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
The man is equal parts piss and vinegar
February 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Guess it’s time to form a circle outside.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
so here’s what i did…i got three bottles of chocolate milk, even tho you only asked for a glass. then i tried each one out and took the best sample and poured the rest into the glass while throwing away the others that weren’t as good. it’ll probably be a chocolate milk that’s championship worthy now.
/oversigning’d
Well done sir. Well done.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
salty that a question to a blog proprietor about his rationale and ethics regarding posts like these is misconstrued as “complaining.”
February 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
I like when spence is in full hater mode. Bravo.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
good call. way to take some initiatve. a lesser man would have just bought one of those pint chocolate milks in the box. I only want the best.
wait…was there any backflow? cause that’s gross.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
Guess it’s time to form a circle outside.
This is getting fun. We haven’t had a genuine nemesis fight in awhile.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
The Tribe singed Orlando Cabrera!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
It’s funny really. He is one sensitive dude.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
/pops some popcorn
//pulls up a chair
February 10th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
/bangs stick along fence
February 10th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Sorry for hurting your feelings spencer. It won’t happen again.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Catty up in this piece, ain’t it?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
sensitive? hah…no, i just don’t appreciate bullshit like your comment above. it’s montemayor territory.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
I’m putting all my skrilla on spencer, straight up.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
///pulls out recliner
////gets a case of miller light
/////lights cigarette
//////farts
February 10th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
The only way I’ll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I’m guessing they sang How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
/pops some popcorn
//pulls up a chair
Thanks for bringing my popcorn and my chair Watsonian. You should really get one too though.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
sensitive? hah…no, i just don’t appreciate bullshit like your comment above. it’s montemayor territory.
/moderation’d
February 10th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Sorry for hurting your feelings spencer. It won’t happen again.
Don’t go writing cheques your fingers can’t cash.
/pushes some random person in the fight circle
February 10th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Who are the 5 best rappers of all time? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan
February 10th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
When did this turn into a ball pit at Discovery Zone and who took someone’s Red Power Ranger?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Foolish. Its 3 oclock. Spence is way too stoned right now.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Breast milk…you make my daaaaaaayyyyy
February 10th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
The Tribe singed Orlando Cabrera!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Oh no he didn’t
/Instigater
February 10th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Some dude on the Food Network is making macaroni salad, yet instead of calling it macaroni salad, he’s calling it the mac-daddy-roni salad. Sigh…
February 10th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Foolish. Its 3 oclock. Spence is way too stoned right now.
Even when stoned, he can still spit commenter fire with the best of them.
/even if it doesn’t make sense sometimes.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
/pops some popcorn
//pulls up a chair
Thanks for bringing my popcorn and my chair Watsonian. You should really get one too though.
That is my chair. See that big indention in the middle? That’s from my balls.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Quiet you. There’s a rumble about to occur. Sit down. Wait, don’t sit down. You got any of that Bulleit on you? No? Well go home and get it! God damn it, SC.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
February 10th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Don’t go writing cheques your fingers can’t cash.
/pushes some random person in the fight circle
Hey this guy not involved with the fight speaks different from the rest of us! Get him!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
ms621…you don’t make sense.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
whatever nancy. You told me to ignore your comment, and I agreed and told you to do the same with me.
How about you stop taking shots at me and follow your own damn advice. From now on, you don’t reply or acknowledge me, and I do the same with you. DEAL? DEAL. Glad we got that sorted out.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
ms621…you don’t make sense.
See Jersey, even when stoned he still throws hard.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Hmmm. I’m guessing he will be the everyday 2B, which means Valbuena/Donald are fighting for the Utility spot.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
stuart scott has a cooking show now?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
I’d rather see the fight.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
///pulls out recliner
////gets a case of miller light
/////lights cigarette
//////farts
///////watches guy beat up a girl out the window
February 10th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Black & Green power rangers > Red power ranger
February 10th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Hey this guy not involved with the fight speaks different from the rest of us! Get him!
Come at me bro!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I drank it all last night… had a rough day. New bottle should be here tomorrow.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
wrong. observe this:
you see that heat spencer just brought? jeebus…how does one ever recover from something like that?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Odds that this man is Guy Fieri: 1-1.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I’d rather see the fight.
Seconded.
///////watches guy beat up a girl out the window
For a second I thought this was a Jimmy Stewart/Rear Window reference.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
im completely fine with this. just make sure to keep this in mind before you start complaining about people complaining.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
whoa, not sure what happened there.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves here.
White > Green > Black > Red >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue
February 10th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
That guy must be a white sox fan
February 10th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
His white brother, Guy Fieri. I like some of his stuff, too, but his shtick is a bit much at times. I just want my own cooking show for the killer hardware they get. This dude has a viking fridge and double viking range. I’d kill him for that stuff.
/seriously
February 10th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Or maybe Down Home With the Neely’s. Can’t stand them.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
How about you stop taking shots at me and follow your own damn advice. From now on, you don’t reply or acknowledge me, and I do the same with you. DEAL? DEAL. Glad we got that sorted out.
I’d rather see the fight.
cmon kaiser, we don;t comment here hoping that folks don;t read our comments
/we assume it
February 10th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
This never works. I know from experience, man.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
You were right that it was Fieri, but my brain is on fire after looking at what you’re link sent me to.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Pink > all. Because I still want to bang Amy Jo Johnson.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Come at me bro!
I was actually looking for you to use this.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
This treaty is as tenuous as the signing at Versailles.
/Dennis Miller’d
February 10th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
lol, I’m pretty sure I just had a mini-stroke myself.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I hate a cooking show that is more show than cooking. It’s why I desperately want the Cooking Channel to go HD. I’d watch that shit all day long.
/why the fuck didn’t I go to culinary school???
//FUCK!!!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
those things are sweet as fuck. aren’t they overly expensive though?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
I would watch the PBS Cooking show’s all day. ATK, Rick Bayless, etc.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
+infinity. This needs to happen NOW.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
It won’t be broken on my side. Believe that.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
I was actually looking for you to use this.
Awesome.
/goes to watch again
February 10th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
God dammit.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
mine neither.
/shit
February 10th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
im completely fine with this. just make sure to keep this in mind before you start complaining about people complaining
on the 21st anniversary of this, the end of the spencer-kaiser tile was LAME
February 10th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
That’s what I imagine a cooking show produced by Tyler Perry would look like
Giada and her tits own the Food Network
February 10th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
God yes. Wolf and Viking stuff is only for the rich, because they’re super pricey. Great stuff though.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
We have multiple culinary arts classes at the high school I teach at and I wonder the same thing. They compete and everything. Why didn’t I take this shit in HS, especially because it’s probably a 3:1 girl to guy ratio in there AND i’d get to learn how to cook.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I’m not a big fan. I absolutely hate the way she accentuates the pronunciation of Italian ingredients. It annoys me for some reason.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
She’s got man hands
February 10th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
because you wanted to make money and have a life?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
We didn’t have any of that at my HS. That would have been sweet.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Being that I know both of you put together have German and Italian blood, I find this hard to believe.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
And here I get weak in the knees whenever she says “prosciutto”
February 10th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
You know how everyone has something they’re good at and like doing? Mine is cooking, dammit. I’d take the crappy hours if it meant doing something I thoroughly enjoyed. C’est la vie, I suppose.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
All Barleycorn’s suck.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Giada and her tits own the Food Network
Yes, yes they do.
because you wanted to make money and have a life?
This is actually pretty true. If you’re trying to become a chef, it takes as long as it does to become an attending doctor at a hospital. You have to go to school for awhile, and then you are basically a line cook or sous chef at several restaurants around the country or even the world working long shitty hours, getting paid close to nothing, and getting absolutely no appreciation at all for what you do, before you ever get a chance at advancing up the hierarchy of the kitchen.
/loved Kitchen Confidential.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I’m with you. I love cooking. But, I do also love my job. I mean, I have a job where I can post on this site all fucking day. Can’t complain.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Nails on a chalkboard for me.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
terrorist!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
i love cooking too and im good at it, but cooking at a restaurant is not like cooking for yourself. some of the most bitter people i know are professional chefs (tho, at the same time, some of the happiest people i know are professional chefs).
February 10th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
This is true. But I like watching MSU games with other MSU fans. And I know the owner and the bartenders and drink for free. So whateva
February 10th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I’m secretly assembling an army as we speak. Even Erwin Rommel will awake from the dead to congratulate me on my new and improved blitzkrieg tactics.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
There’s other fields, though. My bosses husband teaches classes at a junior college, wrote two books, and gets brought to seminars to do demos and what not and they are loaded. But from what I gather, he’s not any kind of amazing chef…just knows how to make good food and teaches others how to do it.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
This is why I haven’t watched the Food Network in years. It’s a slap in the face to actual cooking and chefs.
/surprised he didn’t call it MacJabroni & Cheddah
February 10th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
It’s never too late Husker!
/it probably is
February 10th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
ok, i know we’re not supposed to be talking to each other, but this is bullshit…ive been waxing poetic about rommel for years now. you can have montgomery or patton.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
I’m late to this post, but I have a feeling that I am really going to enjoy reading these comments.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I wish that wasn’t the case, but it is what it is.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Why do you know so many professional chefs?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
worked in restaurants from 16-24.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I want to reach through the TV and punch her when she does this. Especially when she says “ricotta.”
There was a guy on Top Chef a few seasons ago who had a complete midwestern accent but would suddenly bust out with this 100% mexican accent any time he said the word “taco.” I wanted to punch that guy too.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Ha! My wife and I both hate it. It’s the only reason we don’t watch her show.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
She’s annoying as fuck and her cranium is fucking huge and she has man hands. More than enough reasons not to watch her.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Haters gon’ hate…this is still a win
February 10th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
For some reason several of my good friends growing up ended up doing it for a living. Parts of the job are great, lots of partying, lots of chicks, lots of free drinks/meals at other restaurants.
Most aspects suck ass and get a lot worse the older you get. Really shitty hours, pretty poor pay, lots of moving/changing jobs. Youre at work when everyone else is off.
I get the bonus side effects knowing them, tables at restaurants I normally couldnt land and free meals at their places.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I think I mentioned this before but Anthony Bourdain made fun of her giant noggin on one of his shows. He was getting a cuban sandwich from some deli and he said “Holy shit that thing is bigger than Giada DeLaurentis’ head!” It was hilarious.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
There was a guy on Top Chef a few seasons ago who had a complete midwestern accent but would suddenly bust out with this 100% mexican accent any time he said the word “taco.” I wanted to punch that guy too.
sg, snl had a skit like this. jimmy smits was a guest at a business, trying to sell soemthing and when the workers were giving orders for lunch, every time they’d say a mexican menu item they’d overdo it on the accent, because of smits. he finally exploded. can’t find it on utube
February 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
I go away to make a grilled cheese sandwich and I miss the big kaiser/spencer showdown?
/Sandwich was worth it
February 10th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
wws, grilled cheese is the shiznit
February 10th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
250 comments on a Jimmer girlfriend post. Wow.
February 10th, 2011 at 5:58 PM
250 comments on a Jimmer girlfriend post. Wow.
and none of them about Jimmer’s GF (who doesn’t deserve a post, but it’s not worth going down that road with TBL again, because one thing he does is dig his heels in deeper every time you say something complaining about it)
spencer: the guys complaining about you complaining are douchebags. fuck them
I could gut Geeahhhda & her parmaGEEEaaaaannno like a fish. I hate her phony guts
February 15th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Darn you Jimmer!!!