Michigan Coaching Search: Time for Agents to Float Names, Even Though They Have No Shot

Between Andrew Luck’s stunning decision to return to Stanford, reporters tripping over themselves on the Jim Harbaugh beat, the NFL playoffs, and Monday’s National Championship, Michigan AD Dave Brandon has had time to stealthily operate in search of a football coach. The word on the street is that this will be wrapped up by Tuesday, Wednesday at the latest.
What we’ll be watching for over the weekend: agents who are trying to pump up their coach in the media, even though Michigan has no interest in them. Take Randy Edsall-to-Notre Dame last year.
Edsall, we hear, was never a contender at Notre Dame. He wasn’t on the target list. Or the fallback list. Athletic director Jack Swarbrick had zero interest in him. Yet Edsall’s agent did a solid job of pushing him to mainstream media outlets, and presto, Edsall is a “hot” name because Notre Dame’s looking at him. (Obviously Edsall did wonderful things at Connecticut. But there’s a reason more than a handful of people are skeptical/unimpressed by Edsall landing at Maryland.) If you see a ‘huh?’ head-scratching name linked to Michigan, it could just be that his agents has a good connection with a certain media member.
Back to Michigan. While we don’t expect the Wolverines’ search to be quite as fluid as Jim Harbaugh Stanford-Michigan-Miami-San Francisco-Denver mess, Michigan’s could get topsy-turvy in the coming days.
After Harbaugh pulled out last weekend and Brandon fired Rich Rodriguez, it was obvious San Diego State coach Brady Hoke was instant favorite. But we’re hearing that while he’s definitely an option – the guy would crawl from Qualcomm Stadium to Ann Arbor for the job – Brandon is going to explore a few other opportunities first.
* Brandon tried to get Northwestern’s Pat Fitzgerald in for an interview, but was rebuffed. Fitzgerald, only 37, has built a nice program at Northwestern, and the culture surrounding that program right now is outstanding. We hear those are two keys in Brandon’s search – rebuilding the football culture in Ann Arbor (Rich Rod did himself no favors there), and getting someone who plans on staying at least a decade.
* This strangely-worded piece on Bo Pelini is interesting on a couple of levels. Is this agent-floating bullshit? Remember, Pelini’s name was mentioned in connection with the Miami job last month. (Maybe that was Pelini looking for a raise? And this is, too?) With Nebraska going to the Big Ten, this would be a very interesting move. Pelini seems like a bit of a hot-head for my liking, though. [This morning, an AP reporter said Pelini told him he has no interest in the Michigan job.]
* Gary Pinkel. He’s done some great things with the spread offense at Missouri. His QB, Blaine Gabbert, is leaving early for the NFL. The drawback – he’s 58. Six bowl games in a row, occasionally knocked for his inability to win the big game. Oddmakers might make him 50:1 … on a good day.
* Gary Patterson. I’m not a Michigan fan, but if I were, this would be the guy I want. (This incident notwithstanding.) Coming off a Rose Bowl victory (36-3 in the last three years), Patterson’s stock will never be higher. Also, he loses his QB, three wide receivers, four offensive lineman, and seven seniors on defense. Obvious drawback – his TCU roster was Texas-heavy. Can he recruit the Midwest? (Patterson is from Kansas, though.) Biggest question, though, would be whether or not he’d leave the empire he built with the Horned Frogs moving to the Big East. That’d be devastating for the Big East and of course, TCU.
* Had Utah’s Kyle Whittingham on my initial short list but apparently, but it doesn’t look like he’s made the cut.
* If Michigan pulled off Boise State’s Chris Petersen, that’d be incredible … just don’t see it happening.

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January 7th, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Gary Pinkel. He’s done some great things with the spread offense at Missouri. His QB, Blaine Gabbert, is leaving early for the NFL.
Why would he take a step down?
Also, where is Dungy on this list?
January 7th, 2011 at 11:52 AM
1) Harbaugh
2) Miles
3) Patterson
4) Peterson
5) Hoke
6) Your Mom
January 7th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
bo was a hothead too…
and gary pinkel? another ohio born coach. cradle of coaches and all that…
January 7th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Fuck ‘em!
January 7th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Fantastic post. Nice work TBL.
From what I have gleaned, Peterson is out and doesn’t even return initial phone calls.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
What a mess Michigan made. Waiting until the new year to fire Richrod and now they’re behind the 8 ball for recruiting, AGAIN. Whichever new coach comes in will be picking up more of a mess.
Let’s just promote G-Rob and get this over with.
/snickers
//Cuse alum
January 7th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Both Patterson and Peterson would be tough fits at Michigan. UM’s recruiting is particular. Michigan, itself, doesn’t have much talent. When successful, UM hit Western Ohio and the Cleveland area hard, hit Northern Indiana for linemen, and grabbed a bunch of Chicago-land guys as well. They sprinkled in some Texas and California guys with the occasional East Coast kid.
No one in that list above, sans Hoke really has much standing in any of those areas except the Texas and Cali areas which were always supplementary when Michigan was rolling.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Posted this in the last thread. Might as well repost here…
Why isn’t anyone talking about Schiano for the Michigan opening? Wasn’t he a candidate three years ago? Has his star fallen that far or is he just waiting for Joe Pa to “retire”?
January 7th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
my mom runs a 4-3 over stack defense which might be perfect!
January 7th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Obvious drawback – his TCU roster was Texas-heavy.
When you are a college coach in Texas, with the amount of talent here, there’s not a huge need to go outside the state.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Dungy told Dan Patrick this morning on his radio show that he is done coaching, and if contacted by Michigan, would turn it down and suggested a few names for them.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
The reason for that is because Maryland claims they fired Freidgen because he wasn’t exciting enough for boosters, and luxury suite and season ticket sales were down. Edsall doesn’t fix that problem. That’s why there’s some head scratching going on.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
this is what i get for reading too much about michigan’s 3-3-5 stack. im an idiot.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Miles would not be on my list.
Not on it. He’s not a candidate, nor should he be.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Also, where is Dungy on this list?
Dungy told Dan Patrick this morning on his radio show that he is done coaching, and if contacted by Michigan, would turn it down and suggested a few names for them.
So you’re saying he knows they’d never accept him?
January 7th, 2011 at 11:56 AM
That sounds much better than the putrid 3-3-5 in place the past few years.
/vomits on nice, seal-colored work shirt
January 7th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
What we’ll be watching for over the weekend: agents who are trying to pump up their coach in the media, even though Michigan has no interest in them. Take Randy Edsall-to-Notre Dame last year.
Edsall, we hear, was never a contender at Notre Dame. He wasn’t on the target list. Or the fallback list. Athletic director Jack Swarbrick had zero interest in him. Yet Edsall’s agent did a solid job of pushing him to mainstream media outlets, and presto, Edsall is a “hot” name because Notre Dame’s looking at him. (Obviously Edsall did wonderful things at Connecticut. But there’s a reason more than a handful of people are skeptical/unimpressed by Edsall landing at Maryland.) If you see a ‘huh?’ head-scratching name linked to Michigan, it could just be that his agents has a good connection with a certain media member.
looks like someone was finally able to get the hook out of their mouth
January 7th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
So you’re saying he knows they’d never accept him?
look at Shohanna Lonstein, workin’ the thread. You go girl!
January 7th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Gary Patterson thinks that’s bullshit.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
/high five!
January 7th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
look at Shohanna Lonstein, workin’ the thread. You go girl!
Hey, just curious if he could cover up those anti-gay tats enough for the liberal orgy that I’m told is the Michigan campus.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:00 PM
from twitter
A BOWL TEAM THAT DIDN’T LOSE MONEY!!!!
bubbaprog Timothy Burke
AFESTIVUS MIRACLE! RT @CalebTroop Ohio Athletics issues release saying the dept. broken even on bowl trip. Revenues and Costs = $412,526.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
This strangely-worded piece on Bo Pelini is interesting on a couple of levels. Is this agent-floating bullshit
Yes.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
I would love for Michigan to hire Gary Pinkel
January 7th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Revenues and Costs = $412,526.
This seems unlikely.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Ha! Al Golden just stole a CB recruit from Spurrier. I love this man.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Dungy is not a candidate. How is Michigan a step down from Missouri?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
You can bet that in the White Tiger Kingdom there’s a playoff, and the Broncos are the #1 seed. Every year.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Revenues and Costs = $412,526.
This seems unlikely.
You’re such a Debbie Downer
January 7th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
When you are a college coach in Texas, with the amount of talent here, there’s not a huge need to go outside the state.
totally agree. why would you want to go to that talent butthole up there when you have all you need here.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
How is Michigan a step down from Missouri?
LIVE IN THE NOW!
Also, where is Dungy on this list?
So you libs claim.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Phil Fulmer to Michigan.
/Jimmy Sexton
Lane Kiffin to Michigan
/me
January 7th, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Just get it over with and hire Mike Leach. Dude will win games for you.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Revenues and Costs = $412,526.
This seems unlikely.
You’re such a Debbie Downer
I mean, its perfectly believable they more or less broke even. But I find it hard to believe they did so to the dollar.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
the title of this post is just screaming for jimmy sexton to get houston nutt’s name out there.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:05 PM
That news is a solid 3 hours old. You need to follow more people on twitter.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Do not want Peterson or Pinkel.
I am still hopeful that Harbaugh will come around. I think that Hoke would be a fine, safe choice. I think that Patterson would be a bold choice that people would be split on (sound familiar). Miles is still a wild card.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
stinks for UM. Big fan.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Dude wins games and graduates players. But elitist Michigan fans would still never accept him.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Pinkel sucks. Ok, maybe he doesn’t suck but he’s not that great either.
If UM could get Pelini, they should go after him.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Patterson ain’t coming.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Michigan is teetering on the brink of catastrophe. If they fuck this hire up, it could be a decade before they’re good again. There is not a lot of talent in Michigan anymore, so the new coach had better be able to recruit nationally or go into Ohio, which is really hard with OSU owning it.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:07 PM
gary patterson thinks michigan’s bullshit.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Tony Dungy?? where’d you get that from?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Genuinely interested, where did you glean this?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Ha! Al Golden just stole a CB recruit from Spurrier. I love this man.
That news is a solid 3 hours old. You need to follow more people on twitter.
I can’t believe this news is a week old & I didn’t know it: Da U hired Pete Carroll’s kid to be recruiting coordinator?
/story will now be all over the interwebs
January 7th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
Good. UGA fans love Golden as well.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Tony Dungy?? where’d you get that from?
last 10-15 comments on last thread
January 7th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Fitzgerald turn em down already.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
If he can recruit like his dad, good for MIA. If they can put a recruiting staff around Golden’s intensity, they could be really good.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
dpshow tweet from this morning: “Tony Dungy on the Michigan coaching gig. “I’m glad they didn’t call,” Dungy said. He added that they would be tough to say no to.”
January 7th, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Not on twitter during work. I’ve got one thing to finish up here and then its home, snow is starting to pile up.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
dpshow tweet from this morning: “Tony Dungy on the Michigan coaching gig. “I’m glad they didn’t call,” Dungy said. He added that they would be tough to say no to.”
He’s being seduced by the liberal dark side of Ann Arbor. They may get him yet!
January 7th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Huge mistake if true, but pretty doubtful he would do that. No agent would tell their client (who may seek leverage for more dollars in the future) to not return calls. You have to at least create the perception that you might leave. That’s just how business works.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
via mgoblog.com #1 Michigan blog. scooped media on Lloyd retirement
January 7th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
emailer from outside the Michigan fanbase who I’ve known a while is connected to one of those firms that conducts coaching searches and relates that Boise State’s Chris Petersen “doesn’t even return exploratory phone calls”
That’s like fourth hand hearsay. I wouldn’t call that terribly reliable.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Any piracy on the Great Lakes? Leach is out there.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
He grew up in Jackson and was a UM fan.
Yup, like I said in my earlier comment. He also said he’d suggest a few names. Whatever that’s worth.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Not as glad as I am Tony.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
dpshow tweet from this morning: “Tony Dungy on the Michigan coaching gig. “I’m glad they didn’t call,” Dungy said. He added that they would be tough to say no to.”
He said that about the Dolphins.For Michigan & Stanford, he said he’d give them a fine list of candidates.
He said the hesitancy to the Miami thing would be about money ($7 million/year), saying his 1st yr w/ Bucs he made $410K & thought he was rich
January 7th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Turned down an intv. link is in there
January 7th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
I was surprised when I heard that’s all he made his first year at Tampa Bay.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Aaaaand that’s why you refresh and read the comments before posting after a few minutes away. Leach already got a mention.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Unless he just does not want to leave.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
note: That Michigan blog also said last week that Brody Hoke wasn’t an option. Later recanted.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
There’s a whole bunch more reasons on top of that. If Peterson gets a call from Michigan or any other major program, he doesn’t ignore it, even if he has little interest in leaving. No way.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Aaaaand that’s why you refresh and read the comments before posting after a few minutes away. Leach already got a mention
Not sure that Tony Dungy has been mentioned. Give that one a try.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
Reliable enough for me and it makes sense as Peterson’s name is always out there for jobs, yet he never even interviews for anything.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Just get it over with and hire Mike Leach. Dude will win games for you.
what has this dude done to piss so many people off? i made tech, TECH, relevant and pretty damn good for 10 years. in the toughest division in CFB, no less.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
lol
January 7th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Reliable enough for me and it makes sense as Peterson’s name is always out there for jobs, yet he never even interviews for anything.
My rule of thumb is that if you cannot name at least one person in the ‘source chain’, then it’s probably not reliable.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…
January 7th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Aaaaand that’s why you refresh and read the comments before posting after a few minutes away.
thats good advice and all, but trying to refresh on TBLs hamster wheel server is quite tough.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
mike leach at michigan would by hysterical.
throwing 50 times per game without leaving extra protection in there against an aggressive ohio state D on a rainy november day with 20 mph winds.
i’d be down for that!
January 7th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
I mean, I guess if he actually thinks “I love Boise and I’m never, ever leaving and I’m never going to change my mind about it and I’m never going to be fired, no matter what”… then yeah, I guess.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I don’t think that is entirely true. my understanding was that the Proprietor said he didn’t want Hoke and didn’t think he would be a real option.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I was surprised when I heard that’s all he made his first year at Tampa Bay.
If I remember, there were certain guys in each sport that got huge contracts finally, which then got all coaches the ability to make more. I think it was Phil Jackson in NBA, Spurrier in NFL (Redskins), & Saban in CFB
January 7th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
I still think if Hoke takes the job, Leach would be perfect at SD St.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
If Maryland didn’t hire Mike Leach (probably due to his ongoing lawsuit), there’s no way in hell any program farther up the food chain is going to hire him.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
what has this dude done to piss so many people off? i made tech, TECH, relevant and pretty damn good for 10 years. in the toughest division in CFB, no less.
He’s the equivalent of IBM hiring a Sales Manager with a dragon tattoo on his neck
/a few threads ago’d
//sorry Shoshanna
January 7th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Got halfway through, and was surprised to see a CFB post I could actually read/like.
/looks at byline
//that explains it
///good job TBL
January 7th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
This dolt gets it.
RR rubbed the Michigan big wigs the wrong way, there is no way a guy like Leach would ever get the nod.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Leach is untouchable until his lawsuit is dropped. Teams don’t want to deal with a coach who goes after the main media entity in college football.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
He’s the equivalent of IBM hiring a Sales Manager with a dragon tattoo on his neck
Would this sales manager not be wearing a tie?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
The Pelini brothers are having turnbuckles for lunch today.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
/nods at spencer
January 7th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
It is an actual neck tattoo, or a tattoo that happens to end up on the neck?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Meh, that offense doesn’t really stretch the field vertically. Bunch of slants and digs. I think they could run that circus in that weather just fine.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
oh, clementines, how I love thee!!
January 7th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Spot on with Leach, fellas. I don’t want that guy anywhere near Michigan.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…
That was mostly a jab at everyone who keeps mentioning Tony Dungy and the fact that TST really wants Duffy to do a post on how Michigan and it’s liberal elite would not accept gay hating Dungy.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Michigan Coaching Search: Time for TBL to float names, even though he has no clue.
/Stoops to ND
//Harbaugh to Michigan
///Harbaugh to Dolphins
January 7th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Pitino considered UM for about 15 seconds.
/pulled out
//shot down his leg
January 7th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Sorry, we were looking for “libruhl”.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Using graduation/player losses as reason a coach will or will not leave is…
Do we think it’s true? That if Luck left, Harbaugh is more likely to leave. Patterson would consider following Dalton out the door. Pinkel can’t figure out how to train a new QB in Missouri?
College coach = teacher. Your goal is to recruit, teach, develop, win. I was the smartest kid in my math class, but my calc teacher didn’t follow me to Pitt.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
osu’s a zone blitzing team…that’d play right into their hands. id be all for setting the record for most INT’s by a DL tho.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
That was mostly a jab at everyone who keeps mentioning Tony Dungy and the fact that TST really wants Duffy to do a post on how Michigan and it’s liberal elite would not accept gay hating Dungy and I say they’d throw their principles out the window to appease their donors and alumni who are completely embarrassed right now and hire Dungy if they could .
January 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Sorry, we were looking for “libruhl”.
My mistake. Point is, there are apparently a bunch Mario Savios at Michigan.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
rural juror?
January 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
and I say they’d throw their principles out the window to appease their donors and alumni who are completely embarrassed right now and hire Dungy if they could .
I agree jpq. Div. I football and principles do not tend to mix.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I call bullshit on this one. Smart kids don’t go to Pitt.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
I’m not sure if I get this. I was just saying that when one mocks liberals, I’d prefer we be called “libruhls.”
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
tony dungy is a penis wrinkle.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
ms: If Michigan hired Dungy & beat tOSU & became respectable again, people wouldn’t even remember the protests that went on when he was hired. Forgotten.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
you still need to try and make as much money with your own school as you possibly can. Gotta drive up that asking price.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
No they wouldn’t.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
tony dungy is a penis wrinkle.
Any association with Mr. Dungy and the male genitalia is completely coincidental.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
30 Rock
January 7th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
It would be fun to see the matchup, that’s for sure. Leach’s offense uses coverage reads, so the QB isn’t really going through a progression, but he’s looking for open grass. My point was more about the weather though.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
this comment is hilarious
January 7th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
people wouldn’t even remember the protests
This isn’t what duffy is arguing though.
/I really have no idea who is right about this.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I agree with you for 99 out of 100 people. It sure seems that Peterson is that one person.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Tony Dungy is a freakish alien who should be banned from HD broadcasts.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Trying this again…
It would be fun to see the matchup, that’s for sure. Leach’s offense uses coverage reads, so the QB isn’t really going through a progression, but he’s looking for open grass. My point was more about the weather though.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
ms: If Michigan hired Dungy & beat tOSU & became respectable again, people wouldn’t even remember the protests that went on when he was hired. Forgotten.
I agree jpq. I am amused by Duffy’s assertion that it wouldn’t happen. I’m picturing it being like Berkeley in 1964 the day Dungy was hired.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
No they wouldn’t.
well, it’s not happening anyway, so it doesn’t matter
January 7th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
my point was more about how the state of michigan smells like hot dog water.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
my point was more about how the state of michigan smells like hot dog water.
I had some angus beef hot dogs the other day. Pretty good, especially with spicy mustard.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
I think he looks like Admiral Akbar
January 7th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
So what? So let’s dance!
/cranks Journey from radio on golf bag
January 7th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
ooo…that sounds lovely, tho you need stadium mustard dude.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
I agree jpq. I am amused by Duffy’s assertion that it wouldn’t happen. I’m picturing it being like Berkeley in 1964 the day Dungy was hired.
in actuality, with all the apathy today, you’d get 20 people to show up to protest, and then only if there was free granola
January 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
lol @ lefty
January 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
What’s the problem with Pitt? I didn’t think there was anyone here who was a rival… unless you went to PSU, but I’m pretty sure PSU doesn’t give a s*** about Pitt…
January 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
I can’t argue with that.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
And I went to a small school… so I wouldn’t read much into the “smartest kid in math class” comment
January 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
There’s also a big difference between the poseur hippies that are currently enrolled there (the ones that would protest) and the alumni who figured out after graduating that being a poseur hippie wasn’t going to get them anywhere. I imagine that those alumni would live with it in the name of winning a few Big Ten games here and there.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
ooo…that sounds lovely, tho you need stadium mustard dude.
I did that too. Had two with stadium mustard, and two with spicy. I don’t fuck around when it comes to hot dogs.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Flint-style coney, with yellow mustard FTW.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
/cranks Journey from radio on golf bag
“Hey everybody….we’re all gonna get laid”
January 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Michigan has not contacted Dungy. I know this because Dungy tells the TV about literally every phone conversation he has now.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
in actuality, with all the apathy today, you’d get 20 people to show up to protest, and then only if there was free granola
And this is what makes me laugh at what Duffy is saying. The days of actually protesting with energy and standing on police cars to keep them from moving are over.
/that’s Mario Savio, who I reference earlier.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
DUFFY DOESN’T CARE ABOUT STONER HIPPIES IN THE STUDENT BODY HE CARES ABOUT THEM IN THE ADMINISTRATION. You may be right that he’s wrong to believe that, but that’s what he said, not that the student body would have any great affect on the decision.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Yeah, let’s not act like Michigan is standing on principled ground here. They fired a coach who was improving every year before he even had a chance to graduate a recruiting class.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
God help me if I ever find out where the TBL server is located.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
So what? So let’s dance!
/cranks Journey from radio on golf bag
I was 2 for 2 in mentioning dead comedians today, but lefty beat me to this one.
/RIP Rodney.
//War lefty’s sister.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
No need to yell, Taguch.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
DUFFY DOESN’T CARE ABOUT STONER HIPPIES IN THE STUDENT BODY HE CARES ABOUT THEM IN THE ADMINISTRATION. You may be right that he’s wrong to believe that, but that’s what he said, not that the student body would have any great affect on the decision.
He did mention that the gay student body president earlier wouldn’t stand for it. Which may well be true.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I did that too. Had two with stadium mustard, and two with spicy. I don’t fuck around when it comes to hot dogs.
i know you are in dallas- have you heard of good to go taco? i saw some food network on it, it looks beyond awesome. and it just across white rock.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Ive watched this 5 times. I can’t stop laughing.
http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2011/01/e-thug-gets-a-good-ol-fashioned-belt-whooping/
January 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
i know you are in dallas- have you heard of good to go taco? i saw some food network on it, it looks beyond awesome. and it just across white rock.
Haven’t heard of them. But Fuzzy’s Tacos on Mockingbird just after Abrams (I think), heading towards White Rock Lake, is supposed to be good.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
He did mention that the gay student body president earlier wouldn’t stand for it.
true.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
DUFFY DOESN’T CARE ABOUT STONER HIPPIES IN THE STUDENT BODY HE CARES ABOUT THEM IN THE ADMINISTRATION.
School administrators have as much backbone as politicians. Once they see how the wind is blowing, they’d change their minds
January 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
throwing 50 times per game without leaving extra protection in there against an aggressive ohio state D on a rainy november day with 20 mph winds.
its pretty cold and windy in lubbock, they did just fine. plus there have been some pretty good d’s that got shredded like pork against leach’s offense.
mmmmm, pork.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Because the student body pres has so much power . . .
January 7th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Just saw this story on Twitter. That reporter deserved to have WikiLeaks guy fuck his GF
what a loser
January 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Because the student body pres has so much power . . .
It depends on the school. Where I work, the student body president–that snot nosed little shit–complained enough about administration office hours that they were actually changed.
Granted it’s not the same thing, but UM student body president did manage to get an assistant state attorney general fired (and rightfully so).
January 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Well, that’s a pretty shitty girlfriend.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned that the main reason Pelini would not take the Michigan job is that former Buckeye teammate Chris Spielman would curb-stomp him.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Jesus christ. He was losing games to Miss St by 40 fucking points. His team had the worst defense in MICH history for at least 2 years. He won 8 B10 games in 3 years. His tenure at MICH was an abortion. A school like Michigan doesn’t hire a coach to “improve” from 3 wins to 7 in three years. They’re freaking Michigan. They should win 7 every year at a minimum.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Just saw this story on Twitter. That reporter deserved to have WikiLeaks guy fuck his GF
what a loser
They must not have been going steady yet.
January 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Pelini would rape Spielman while chomping on some Big League Chew (grape, of course).
January 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
spielman > pelini
January 7th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Michigan is racist for firing that Latino after only 3 years.
/people who ND was racist for firing Willingham.
January 7th, 2011 at 11:31 PM
A piece of dogshit > spielman > pelini