Tiger Woods’ divorce is not nearly as ridiculous as it originally looked. According to TMZ, Elin will get a measly $100 million in the divorce. Its still way more than she’s worth, but Tiger couldn’t keep it in his pants, so what are you going to do? If you can have any pancake house waitress you want, maybe you’re not ready for marriage.

Turns out that Tiger isn’t even worth $750 million dollars. And here we were thinking he was a billionaire. He’s the Stephen Strasburg of billionaires. Tiger Will also pay child support because you can’t possibly raise two children on $100,000,000.

*Shakes head*

[TMZ, Formerly happy couple via Getty]