Wrigley Importing Port-a-Pottys So Fans Don't Have To Pee In Cups
By Ty Duffy
Extra toilets for Wrigley have arrived. #WrigleyRenovations #WrigleyField pic.twitter.com/gKKur1ox01
— Wrigley Report (@wrigleyreport) April 7, 2015
Wrigley Field renovations were not completed on time. This created a bathroom shortage and long lines that caused Cubs fans to take matters into their own beer receptacles. To solve the problem, the Cubs are bringing in the port-a-pottys.
The Cubs appear to have found the one rental company, “Service Sanitation,” not named with a cheeky toilet pun. Only the finest for those on the north side.
Cubs fans may note it’s 2015 and they can watch the game from a device in their sanitized, climate controlled commode at home.