Wrigley Importing Port-a-Pottys So Fans Don't Have To Pee In Cups

By Ty Duffy
Apr 7, 2015, 10:45 AM EDT
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Wrigley Field renovations were not completed on time. This created a bathroom shortage and long lines that caused Cubs fans to take matters into their own beer receptacles. To solve the problem, the Cubs are bringing in the port-a-pottys.

The Cubs appear to have found the one rental company, “Service Sanitation,” not named with a cheeky toilet pun. Only the finest for those on the north side.

Cubs fans may note it’s 2015 and they can watch the game from a device in their sanitized, climate controlled commode at home.

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