Will Smith Is Now A Partial Owner Of The 76ers

Stephen Douglas

This means a lot. First, Will and Jada aren’t getting divorced! Second, DJ Jazzy Jeff replaces the in-house organist. If there isn’t one in Philly, Jazz gets a partial season ticket plan. You can pretty much pick your own Will Smith reference!

It’s too bad that Allen Iverson wasn’t drafted recently because I think that the guy who wrote Parents Just Don’t Understand would have been on Iverson’s side whenever

Also, this should be played on the jumbotron whenever a shot is blocked out of bounds.

Final home game before any prolonged Western Conference road trips?