Washington Nationals' Rude Streaker Dude Got Nude and Crawled in a Tube

There was a rain delay during the 4th inning of Wednesday night's Cincinnati Reds - Washington Nationals game. During that rain delay there was a streaker. This was no half-a**ed streaker. The DC area fan treated those sticking it out in the rain the Full Monty.
Ummm so we’ve got an update here at Nationals Park.... pic.twitter.com/o7omJXx8DO
— Shelby Talcott (@ShelbyTalcott) May 27, 2021
The streaker slid across the tarp, which could have ended diasterously, but did not. As security closed in on him he pulled a Richard Kimble, but unfortunately the fuzz was waiting as he exited the tube. I honestly can't believe that didn't work.