Vernon Davis' Fake Crying Tweets Are Good, But Lacking
By Bobby Burack

Vernon Davis turned the usually dull recently-retired athlete media hit into something more climactic. Not for anything that he said about his football career, but for the vivid preview we got of Vernon Davis, The Actor. Acting school will never be the same:
Vernon Davis is doing a movie so he gave Sportscenter some in character acting (h/t @AaronDerek) pic.twitter.com/aMKwZ458su
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) February 13, 2020
Which, as expected, was a gift to the upper-echelon tweeters. Here are the five best thus far:
Uh oh... Vernon Davis had another nightmare about Kam Chancellor. ?
— Dr. Kevin J. Murray ? (@DrKJMurray) February 14, 2020
(Sorry, had to do it. ?) pic.twitter.com/zi2EQFpTkT
Me when I found out the Vernon Davis’ Jamba Juice Closed down at Rivermark
— Alen_Smile_Legit (@GSW_Poole_Party) February 13, 2020
pic.twitter.com/3FnPbvWfhS
Can’t forget that Vernon Davis Crying clip pic.twitter.com/nn0QVsDWEJ
— Dean (@D0LPHINDEAN) February 14, 2020
Vernon Davis acting career up there with the Redskins organization pic.twitter.com/8wduLrvhcz
— こんにちは (@__yorey) February 14, 2020
Vernon Davis does his best impression of his brother Vontae after finding out he was traded to the Colts pic.twitter.com/XvBXt2UZrD
— Luke Diamond (@ForTheCOLTure) February 14, 2020
It is, however, disappointing no social media user used this clip to troll Kyle Shanahan, the NBA ratings, Boston sports fans, Lamar Jackson in the playoffs, Kevin Durant's twitter game, Seinfeld stans, or the Astros' insincere apology yesterday. Therefore, chalk this up as a missed opportunity.
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