V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling's Girlfriend, Wears a Giant Mask Visor Now

V. Stiviano, Donald Sterling’s tape-recording girlfriend, has been in the news a bit over the last few days. As if a single letter for a first name wasn’t enough, she is now hiding her face from paparazzi behind a giant visor mask. It is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

First she wore it yesterday while she took her dog for a walk. Then she wore it today when she went to visit friends at the L.A. County District Attorney’s office. She looks like a welder or a bee keeper from the future or Marty McFly when he dressed up as an alien to scare his dad into asking his mom to the Under the Sea dance.