UConn Students Did Some Good Old-Fashioned Smashing Last Night
By Kyle Koster

UConn won its fifth men's NCAA Tournament since 1999 last night to go with roughly 2,402 women's titles in the same time period. Despite that, students are still working out fully legal ways to celebrate these triumphs because college cannot be governed.
A mob upending a lamppost and using it as a battering ram to smash through the glass doors of the student union is pretty solid proof of that.
chaos in storrs #UCONN pic.twitter.com/FQcwoVW6M0
— Just Noogs (@justnoogs) April 4, 2023
Shoutout to the shoving match that broke out a few feet from this in perhaps an unrelated incident?
Absolute mayhem on the UConn campus after the national championship pic.twitter.com/k0zn5TBRyG
— Gaby Molina (@M_GabrielaMo) April 4, 2023
There are going to be so many people waking up this morning with killer hangovers and a healthy fear that they have been captured on camera doing something straight out of Beauty and the Beast when they storm the castle. Some really nervous hours ahead to go with the joy of winning it all.