Todd Fritz of the Dan Patrick Show is one of, if not the best guest-booker in sports media. He is also unapologetically committed to dad-approved humor. As such, he spent the year (or at least several months) thinking about names that have some connection to the holidays. After much anticipation, he revealed such list on Wednesday's show.
Let no one stand in the way of your dreams, kids. If you work hard enough, you too can get your puns out to a national audience. Unsure if that's a good or bad thing.