This Fossil Runs the Oakland Raiders
By Tim Ryan
Freshly skinned Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis introduced his new head coach yesterday, Hue Jackson. It was Al’s first public appearance in 16 months. The bandage on his head reportedly stems from a recent mishap where a golf ball and mouse burst out of his head, eerily similar to what happened to Frank Cross’s dead boss inScrooged. Get well soon, Al. [Mercury News; eye rake via Getty]