The Roundup: Rafael Nadal Went to the Beach & Alex Trebek Mocked a Jeopardy Contestant For Thinking

Mila Kunis … awesome people hanging out together … good tips for anyone who wants to disappear … police say a Florida teenager killed his parents, then threw a party with their bodies in the house … border patrol with a nice drug haul over the weekend … the Murdoch plot thickens … bride arrested while in wedding dress … denizens of Chicago love their casinos! … “How Hackers Stole 24,000 Files From The Pentagon” … if you’re on probation and brag about drinking on Facebook, you’re dumb … two more years in jail for Ja Rule … this will make you sad, so don’t read it …
Cool story about Napolean Kauffman finding faith after football. He baptized teammates in the Oakland Raiders team whirlpool. [Seattle Times]
Rafael Nadal hit the beach with his girlfriend. [Daily Mail via Hot Clicks]
Good read about a zero-star hoops prospect who blew up in July and is now coveted by Kansas, Louisville and other high-majors. [CBS Sports]
Greg Oden’s brother was kicked off the Arkansas Razorbacks football team for his DWI. [Arkansas 360]
As if that’s not bad enough news … Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino’s son was arrested on drug charges recently. [AP]
Rashard Mendenhall is going to sue Champion’s parent company for firing him after his comments about 9-11. [CBS]
Might have to interview Mark Kiszla at some point and ask him how tough it is to watch Colorado sports teams trade away superstars. [Post]
The 25 best non-Division I basketball coaches. [Jason Belzer]
Come on, I know you still want to read about Friday Night Lights. [Grantland]
Did the World Cup loss to Japan cost the US women $10 million in advertising? No worries, the Olympics are next summer! [Ad Age]
Alex Trebek delivers some burn.
The Dark Knight Rises is one year away. Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
A dust storm hammered Phoenix yesterday.