Here are two lines from this interesting musical achievement:
“Who’s that man Gronkowski, if the end zone was a home he’d have a house key.”
“Shopping for him must be so hard to do, ’cause he wears a massive size 16 shoe.”
I know, I know, if it’s so bad then why bother posting it? Well, mostly because the “song” is so embarrassing that we’ve been left with no choice but to publicly mock and ridicule this lyrical assassin.