The Rob Gronkowski Rap is Magnificently Awful

By Tim Ryan

Here are two lines from this interesting musical achievement:

“Who’s that man Gronkowski, if the end zone was a home he’d have a house key.”

“Shopping for him must be so hard to do, ’cause he wears a massive size 16 shoe.”

I know, I know, if it’s so bad then why bother posting it? Well, mostly because the “song” is so embarrassing that we’ve been left with no choice but to publicly mock and ridicule this lyrical assassin.

Previously: Rob Gronkowski’s Interview with ESPN Deportes is Something to Behold