Team USA Olympic Opening Ceremony Outfits Are Pretty Ugly

Stephen Douglas
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Team USA will wear this outfit during the 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony in Sochi, Russia. Notice the, well, everything. Sweatpants – blogging slacks, if you will – tucked into wool socks. A white turtleneck under a grandpa sweater that a bald eagle threw up on. And that hat… That hat is… pretty sweet. Where can I buy one? Ironically, of course.

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