Someone Spliced Johnny Manziel Highlights Into the D-Generation X Entrance Theme

Ryan Glasspiegel

This clip has actually been sitting on YouTube since mid-April, but it’s been criminally under-viewed; if it were made today, it could’ve been also included still shots of Manziel posing with Justin Bieber, and of the dozens of attractive coeds the Browns quarterback has been photographed with over the past couple months. And, of course, the money phone. Tone down for what?

Since we’re here, let’s reminisce on the time Shawn Michaels and Triple H defaced Vince McMahon’s private jet:

I’m struggling to envision Manziel as a corporate authority, a la Triple H, figure 15 years down the road.