Shaq's Girlfriend "Hoopz" Also Doubles as His Doll

By Tim Ryan

This photograph of Shaq and his girlfriend Nikki “Hoopz” Alexander has it all. Not only does the stark contrast in height bring back hilarious memories of Shaqtus standing next to Earl Boykins, but the retired behemoth’s outfit is something to behold.

A pair of your grandfather’s Sunday morning slippers, jorts, and droopy man-boobs that would make Phil Mickelson’s set of jigglers scurry for the hills is about as lethal as it gets.

[via @Jose3030]