Ryan Lochte Will Appear on 90210

“When we found out Ryan Lochte was going to be in town and might appear on 90210, we felt like we’d won a gold medal!” executive producers Patti Carr and Lara Olsen said in the announcement. “We only wish the episode was a surf event so we could have gotten him in the water, but he deserves a little rest on dry land.”

Guh… The worst. Everything and everyone is the worst. Lochte’s episode will air in late October so throw your DVR out the window if that is set to record.