Russian Beer Can Features Victorious Hockey Player Stealing Canadian Player's Girlfriend

By Ty Duffy

A Russian Beer company released a special edition can. It features a Russian hockey player helping a lovely young figure skater lace up her skates, as defeated Canadians look on with simmering jealousy. Just in case you were wondering which competition the home nation will be focused on at this Olympics…

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[Photo via RickMaese]