Roundup: Hold Onto Your Seats, Folks; East Coast Pizza Fight; COPS Back

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Good luck keeping up with Donald Trump's latest COVID developments ... 102-year-old woman not about to let some little global pandemic stop her from voting ... COPS resumes production ... Jessica Mendoza is fueled by this ... New Jersey pizza actually is better than Connecticut pizza ... Nothing worse than when your sport has to switch channels ... Bobby Bowden tests positive ... So does Kayleigh McEnany ... VP candidates will be separated by plexiglass at debate ... CDC changes guidance once again ... Michael Holley on time, change, and a show a long time in the making ... Maybe don't compare lives with Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling ... Rudy Giuliani coughed his way through an anti-mask diatribe ...

What a time to be alive. Like, for real. [Discourse Blog]

There are better ways to make a joke than cycling 2,500 miles. [Mental Floss]

Kyler Murray needs to live up to the hype. [Fansided]

Jets fans are mad as hell and shouldn't have to take it anymore. [NYDN]

Cutting college sports teams: why it's a bad idea. [Forbes]

Catching is so important.

Breathing and standing very normally and strongly.

Radiohead -- High and Dry