Roundup: Colin Kaepernick Ice Cream; Matthew Berry Has COVID; Everything is Star Wars

... Colin Kaepernick ice cream flavor coming to Ben & Jerry's ... Hunting for the best hot soup in Chicago ... We should have all become The Joker long ago ... The Onion does it again ... Piers Morgan quiets the rumors ... China's gray warfare ... Israel and Morocco to normalize relations ... Fox news in trouble ... Crossing Broad acquired ... Phillies set to bring in Dave Dombrowski ... Paul George gets a juicy new contract extension ... Disney is going to make the whole plane out of Star Wars ... Seriously, everything will be a Star War ... At least Bob Odenkirk is making something interesting ... Matthew Berry has COVID ...

11 festive facts about Hanukkah. [Mental Floss]

Fascinating story on Jack Easterby, who is being compared to Littlefinger. [Sports Illustrated]

Jimmy Fallon should wear glasses. [Vulture]

Steve Wozniack: If only the CDC had listened to me. [TMZ]

Bill Belichick says Cam Newton will remain QB. [ESPN]

This is not an acceptable mask situation.

Phoebe Bridgers -- Punisher Album