Roundup: Allen Iverson Retires, Maria Sharapova Withdraws, Jason Heyward Breaks Jaw

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Francia Raisa … picture of a shark eating a shark … cricket player marries hot blonde … men look at boobs … shark spotted near the O.C. …  youth minister arrested for impersonating a police officer …. you can now buy cold beer on Sunday in Oxford …. Vanessa Bryant reacts to a Drew League dunk … top beers related to ER visits … Las Vegas Sun ending joint operating agreement … actor Wentworth Miller comes out … one of the guys from One Direction got engaged … David Cassidy arrested for DUI … Anna Kendrick is in GQ … it has now cost over $1 billion to fight ongoing wildfires this year … blue moon doesn’t look that blue  …

Allen Iverson has officially retired two years after his last game in Turkey.

Tiger Woods has a stiff neck from a hotel bed that was too soft. [Naples News]

Jason Heyward is out 4-6 weeks with a broken jaw after getting hit by a pitch yesterday. [MLB]

Dion Waiters threw a huge pool party that has upset some people. [Philly Inquirer]

The Red Sox and Dodgers are both in first place a year after their blockbuster trade. [Mass Live]

Tottenham may finally catch Arsenal. [SI]

Dad dives in the bushes for a home run ball at the LLWS. [Guyism]

PUIG!!! [Yahoo!]

Chael Sonnen asked for a fight with Wanderlei Silva. [MMA Junkie]

Maria Sharapova withdraws from the US Open… No word on whether or not Maria Sugarpova will play. [ESPN]

Texas A&M AD says that the Aggies “control the Tide.” [My SA]

A spirited a capella cover of Enter Sandman.

The moving ski jump looks quite dangerous.

Why don’t they just stay out of the pool?

Breaking Bad in 2 hours. You know, if you want to spend two hours of your dad productively.

Mankato, the home of the Vikings training camp, made a song for the Vikings.

Truck fire explosion via @cartmaniak.