Roundup: Alabama Looks Beatable; Gus Johnson Loses It; Sparty Is Back

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Afghan survivors of U.S. drone strike: Sorry "is not enough" ... Nothing worse than purchasing a doll and then discovering it is haunted ... The good College GameDay signs were out in force at Penn State ... Shohei Ohtani will be back on the mound today ... Paul Finebaum vs. An Alligator, who says no ... High school comeback needs to be seen to be believed ... The Bachelor's Juan Pablo is giving love another shot ... More than Javy Baez than meets the eye ... At least no one is learning any lessons from this ongoing nightmare ... Another Alabama title is not inevitable this year ... Oklahoma interception takes Gus Johnson to a special place .... Terrifying 'snake orgy' in woman's laundry ...

Lack of consistency could crash Eli and Peyton Manning’s ‘Monday Night Football’ party. [New York Daily News]

Skip Bayless on the time he attended one of college football's greatest games. [Fox Sports]

Giving The Morning Show a second chance. [The Ringer]

The Sound of Silence: Scott Hanson on Recovering From RedZone. [The Big Lead]

How does a human being do this? Better yet, how does a human being hit this?

Michigan State is officially back.