Olympic Village Ready For All the Athletes

Stephen Douglas

As for the rest of the details, there’s a Coke machine, a Powerade machine, video games, what looks like a karaoke lounge and more pool tables than you’ve ever seen.

Can you imagine what its like at the Olympic Village gym at 6am?

… It’s a gaming ship.

By the way, that awkward white dude is London Mayor Boris Johnson. When he finishes eating alone in the cafeteria, he’ll head over to over the secret song off Green Day’s Dookie in the karaoke bar. No one will cheer.