Oklahoma State Fan is Your Topless Attendee of the Week

By Tim Ryan

From the “some things you can’t unsee” department comes this enthused Oklahoma St. fan, featuring two deflated pastry bags and a painted Nike swoosh doubling as a check mark, as if to say “approved.” Yes, he even put a Nike swoosh on his flesh jersey.

The Cowboys lead Baylor 21-3 early in the third quarter. Carry on. [via @JohnsonJarret]

Previously: Iowa State Girls Dressed As Teletubbies, Simulated a Sex Act
Previously: Rich Rodriguez Blew Out Oregon 42-16, Evaded Gatorade Bath With Aplomb
Previously: Derek Carr Threw Perfect Deep Ball To Davante Adams For Fresno State Touchdown