This is not as bad as it sounds. Believe me. I imagined the worst. I watched this video with my eyes closed while squirming uncomfortably in my chair. I expected the worst. Luckily it was just a guy with a golf tee stuck in the end of his tongue. Cringe-worthy, but if you’ve been on the Internet for a day or two, you’ve seen much worse. I promise. Still, if you need a palate-cleanser after watching this video, go check out Mrs. Dufner and Meghan Hardin. No one will judge you.