High School WR Decoldest Crawford Commits To LSU

Liam McKeone
West Virginia v LSU
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College football is fun for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones (for me, anyway) is how many great names there are out there. Given the pool of players who play college football is exponentially greater than the pool of professional players, there are a variety of fun names to be enjoyed in the NCAA.

LSU just added a recruit who might top all of our fellow bloggers' lists of Greatest Football Names Ever. Decoldest Crawford has committed to LSU. I regret to inform you, dear reader, that his middle name is NOT "ToEvaDoIt", as has been widely reported. His middle name is Jaun, which is still excellent. Nonetheless, Decoldest is an all-time great first name.

In my own experience, I've found people with outrageous names tend to have even more outrageous personalities, so I can't wait for this kid to get in front of a camera. Hearing Coach O grumble praise about Decoldest is going to be must-see television, too.