Jordan Spieth's Receding Hairline is Now a Song

Rob in Pittsburgh, PA wrote a song about Jordan Spieth and his receding hairline for The Tony Kornheiser show. Apparently Tony was excited after Spieth’s second major because he’s bald.

The audio can be found on the TK Jingles website.

The lyrics are listed below.

In case anyone is interested, the background vocals are

Pretty soon he won’t
Even need a comb
Hairline screaming back
Pasty barren dome

THERE’S A GOLFER, 21 YEARS OLD
LOOKS LIKE HE’S 40 WITH HIS FAILING FOLLICLES
DOING BATTLE WITH THE VERTIGINOUS JASON DAY
WHO HAS A BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF HAIR, HIS HAT IS TAYLOR MADE
DUSTIN JOHNSON’S HAIRLINE ALSO HEADING NORTH
BRANDEN GRACE AS WELL, WHAT A SAD LACONIC SPORT
MAKES MEN HATE THEMSELVES ‘CAUSE THEY CAN’T GET IT ON THE GREEN
AND 70% OF US HAVE THE ANDROGEN RECEPTOR GENE

HITTING HIS GOLF SHOTS ON THE ALL THE GOLF HOLES
USING HIS GOLF CLUBS HE STRIKES THROUGH HIS GOLF BALLS
AT THE GOLF TOURNAMENT TALKING TO STEVE SANDS
SIGNING SCORE CARDS WITH HIS GOLF HANDS

HE’S WON THE FIRST TWO MAJORS
BALDING JORDAN SPIETH
HE MAY SOON HAVE PROPECIA SPONSORSHIPS
ON HIS GOLF BAG AND HIS GOLF SLEEVES
HE’S RANKED FIRST IN THE WORLD
AND HAIR PLUGS WORKED FOR WAYNE ROONEY
BESIDES, HAVE YOU SEEN RORY’S HAIR?
IT’S LIKE A BRIAR THICKET’S UNHOLY OFFSPRING

I think it’s pretty well done. 

[HT @Benjistigs, Song by rob in Pittsburgh, PA]