John Kerry Took Selfie, in Daring Bid To Kill Trend Off For Good

By Ty Duffy

Secretary of State John Kerry took a selfie with some nurses in Ethiopia. One can only hope this is the beginning of the end. Please ensure this photo reaches your local preteen. Do it for the girl I just saw take photos of herself making pouty faces for 20 minutes straight on the F-train.


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