Jacksonville Jaguars Giving Away Free Beers With Ticket Purchase

Stephen Douglas

On Wednesday night, the Jacksonville Jaguars official Twitter account sent out that cryptic message. Free beer if you buy tickets. That’s right – the Jaguars were pledging to give free booze to Floridians. That’s how desperate things are with the 0-3 Jaguars hosting the 2-1 Indianapolis Colts on Sunday.

This morning, the details of the sale were revealed.

Two free light beers? OK. Even Jacksonville residents can’t recreate Ten Cent Beer Night in broad daylight with two free light beers. Right? Right? Oh, who am I kidding. If the stadium is still standing on Monday, their next move will be to sign Tim Tebow.