Jacksonville Jaguars Giving Away Free Beers With Ticket Purchase

#DrinksOnUs 3 hour ticket special tomorrow at http://t.co/XixPGtlDo1 starting at 9am. Bring your friends to the game – and get free beers!
— #DUUUVAL (@Jaguars) September 26, 2013

On Wednesday night, the Jacksonville Jaguars official Twitter account sent out that cryptic message. Free beer if you buy tickets. That’s right – the Jaguars were pledging to give free booze to Floridians. That’s how desperate things are with the 0-3 Jaguars hosting the 2-1 Indianapolis Colts on Sunday.

This morning, the details of the sale were revealed.

Next 3 hrs only! #DrinksOnUs for #INDvsJAX from @BudLight (starts @ $45/ticket, 21+for beer). 2 free drinks w/ticket: http://t.co/swklpUJOrY
— #DUUUVAL (@Jaguars) September 26, 2013

Two free light beers? OK. Even Jacksonville residents can’t recreate Ten Cent Beer Night in broad daylight with two free light beers. Right? Right? Oh, who am I kidding. If the stadium is still standing on Monday, their next move will be to sign Tim Tebow.