George W. Bush Yells at George W. Bush During Texas Rangers Mascot Race

Kyle Koster

Former president and Texas Rangers decision-maker George W. Bush was at last night’s game against the New York Yankees. His nice seats afforded him the opportunity to deliver a real-life Spiderman-pointing-at-Spiderman meme as the mascot version of himself participated in a between-innings race. Excellent development, and one we refuse to over-analyze for problematic elements.

The Bush mascot prevailed in the dash, which may or may not be fixed depending on the real Bush’s presence in the crowd.