Football Uniforms: Oregon Opts For White Vapor, Maryland Brings Back the State Flags

By Ty Duffy

Oregon will wear their “White Vapor” uniforms against USC. These are Nike’s sleekest, fastest, most awesomest uniforms ever and have something called “chain maille.” That’s a coincidental, svelte No. 6 and totally not DeAnthony Thomas.

Maryland has opted to bring back the state flag uniforms in a vein-bulging black. The badass gaudiness is intentional, to disguise the fact they are starting a freshman linebacker at quarterback. The gloves should be a huge hit with Honda motorcycle enthusiasts.