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Facebook Official: Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Have Broken Up

Welp.

Today, Lindsey Vonn announced on Facebook that her and boyfriend Tiger Woods “have mutually decided to end [their] relationship”

This ends a weird relationship of awkward, professional family photos…

and consistent relationship updates via Lindsey’s/Tiger’s facebook accounts…

Who knows why they actually split, but, if it’s “Facebook Official” — you know it’s for real…

My take: Unless you are a Swedish supermodel who can pull any guy in the world, you don’t break up with Tiger Woods — he breaks up with you. Tiger getting tired of his Soft 6 girlfriend is just Tiger being Tiger; and he, at the very least, was decent enough to let her tell everyone that the end of their relationship was “mutual” … so that she could save some face/not have to explain what probably happened: him getting better offers from other women. Because let’s be honest: When it comes to “getting chicks”, Tiger Woods is in a Golden Corral Restaurant. Like any other buffet out there, you don’t go to Golden Corral to eat just the chicken (or in this case: overrated, dry chicken). You want to try the shrimp … You want the steak … You want the ice cream … You want those delicious, arguably unhealthiest thing in the world Buttered Rolls …

Long story short: face it, Tiger is always going to want something new. If you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend for a time period longer than 2AM – 7AM, enjoy the ride while it lasts.