See that small person with the arrow helpfully pointed at her head? That’s UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey in the teaser trailer for Expendables 3. Rousey defends her title next Saturday against Miesha Tate and we’ll find out if Stallone went through the trouble of casting her for nothing. Either way, she’s probably very important. Rousey plays “Luna,” and it sounds like she’s a “tech-y badass.” (My words, but Stallone can feel free to use them in any Expendables promo materials.) Here’s part of the description from the YouTube page:
"Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy."
Oh lord. Can you imagine? 100 straight minutes of Stallone murmuring about how he doesn’t have a Tweety Facetagram account? Is it August yet?
Let’s also take this opportunity to see what IMDB can tell us about the third Expendables movie.
Antonio Banderas plays “Rapido.” Wesley Snipes’ character’s name is “Surgeon.” Mel Gibson plays “Conrad Stonebanks.” Harrison Ford plays “Max Drummer.” Kelsey Grammer is in Expendables 3! So is Victor Ortiz! And there’s a character named “Wifi!” This is going to be amazing.
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