Darren Rovell Has Outdone Himself This Time


ESPN sports business reporter and user-generated-headlines enthusiast Darren Rovell is the proprietor of the Rovell Daily Times, a tabloid newspaper that exists exclusively on Twitter.
This morning’s edition has quite a front page, up there in the annals of history with “Dewey Defeats Truman,” “Ford to City: Drop Dead,” and “Headless Body in Topless Bar.”
Tomorrow’s Headline Today... pic.twitter.com/Gh07NdYR5N
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) June 7, 2018
VICTOR OLASWEEPO. A play on Victor Oladipo of the Indiana Pacers, who is not playing, and a sweep, which has not happened yet. Hence the question mark. Breathtaking.
For some reason, Rovell seems to be soft-peddling the brilliant headline because some plebes out there aren’t smart enough to get it.
I’m not going to answer that question. https://t.co/llBB7oFxxd
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) June 7, 2018
Take a bow, Darren. You really did it this time. We won’t soon forget this.