Dallas-Fort Worth Area Suffering Worst Stripper Shortage In Recent Memory

With the Super Bowl just over a week away, people are flocking to the Dallas-Fort Worth area from all over the world. Businesses are expecting a boom, but some proprietors are worried that there aren’t enough strippers to fill all the laps of the Super Bowl week patrons. John Walsh, who manages Showtime Cabaret in Kennedale, is looking to bring on an extra 70 dancers for the big week and estimates that the area is short some 1,000 exotic dancers total. I think we’re going to need a telethon.
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