Senator Chuck Schumer and Anderson Cooper Have Both Accused Donald Trump of 'Inciting Erection'

Majority Leader Chuck Schumer had an embarrassing verbal miscue on the floor of the Senate this morning as he informed Americans that articles of impeachment against Donald Trump will be delivered on Monday. While addressing his colleagues he said "incited the erection."
Get it together @SenSchumer pic.twitter.com/sgzkMWQsU0
— Icculus The Brave (@FirenzeMike) January 22, 2021
In Schumer's defense, Anderson Cooper made the same unfortunate slip-up on his show earlier this week.
"he did incite an erection on the Capitol" pic.twitter.com/aqlPsv79gA
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2021
Maybe we need a new word for a violent uprising against the government. Or maybe once the trial is over we just go back to not having insurrection in America. That might be the best compromise. You know, so we don't look so silly.