Bryce Harper pummeled some more Class-A pitching last night, but this time, there was a twist: After admiring his tape-measure blast, Harper circled the bases, and as he approached home plate, the 2010 No. 1 draft pick looked at the pitcher, and puckered his lips as if to blow a kiss. Douche. You may also notice Harper’s ditched the Ultimate Warrior face paint in favor of a porn ‘stache. I can’t wait to see what happens to this kid when he reaches the majors and pulls a stunt like this.